soundian

??? It's obviously helping him get more money for drugs (*kerching*) and let's face it, there's nothing a working class lad likes more than seeing a middle class arse fuck up his semi-priveleged background.

Or as young cheers Ian

Let me see if I've got this right, The Zutons are all over the media at the moment, they're supposed to be playing Aberdeen (free gig as well I hear)but they didn't make it. But they will reschedule, honest guv. That all seems very familiar. Call my cynical if you like but I wouldn't go freeing up my evenings next week for them.

Pull yourself together, find another expensive hobby and stop putting my name in big capital letters. I'm not letting you off either Mark, not just an f was missed, the first e should be an i. Ask the girlfriend, they make diffusers for hairdryers so she could probalby talk you through the spelling.

They're not there to cancel anything out. They are there to supply coverage for the rear of the room BUT have to be delayed to coincide with the sound coming out of the main speakers since electricity travels much faster than sound. I think your getting confused between room modes and nodes as well.

Lol! When did soundmen start advising artists to use 100 acoustics with 6 month old strings?

We're on higher ground so we get more sunshine? Don't think so, we're on the coast. The moray firth is on higher ground as well so take some scuba gear if you're planning on visiting Inverness.

You line 'em up, I'll slot 'em in.

Star Trek security guys.

You get those elastic pants, I've seen them in newspapers.

But nowhere near as funny to watch. At least if people are drunk you might get an amusing fall, stoned people however specialise in boring the pants off of non-stoned people.

That was the first professional gig I worked. I also worked the last gig at the Capitol, the bootleg beatles. Dec 95 I think it was. Mr Cynic, Husker Du at the venue. Me too.

Snow Leopards are fairly rare so I'm not surprised there's not an ounce between you.

How can my subtly evil jokes exist in a world where no-one understands? Just for you G, here's the highlights. Mr Onz seek guitar player Post in musicians forum Tumbleweed. Wrong forum?

You've put your plea for a guitar player on the musicians forum. Need I say more?

Do you think so, it's worth a try. THAT GIG AT THE BERLIN WALL WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT I'VE HEARD BY A SUPPOSED PROFESSIONAL SINGER.

At least both Ash and Jonny Lucifer can sing better than Chris de Burgh. If anyones got his address I'll nip over to Ireland and tell him in person.