soundian

Not when you consider they got a lot further in the FA cup than Utd. (More salt for your wounds, sir?)

Thank you.

Rack 1 List: Dolby XP-24 SR 24 channels Lexicon M300 Series Digital Effects System 2 LEXICON PCM-70 REVERB units 2 LEXICON PCM-42 Digital Delay Units Eventide Ultra-Harmonizer H3000 Antares ATR1 Auto-Tune Intonation Processor 2 LexiconVortex Audio Morphing Processor Units Focusrite Platinum Range: VoiceMaster 2 Dbx 263X Mono de-esser Valley Dynamite2 Compressor Rack 2 List: Tubetech Mono Tube Compressor CL-1A Joe Meek Stereo Compressor TL Audio Dual Valve Pre-Amp and Compressor TL-Audio Parametric EQ Focusrite Green Stereo compressors 2 Aphex Model 612 Expander Gate Ashley SC-66 Stereo Parametric EQ 2 Ashley SC-50 Peak Limiter Compressor DBX Project 1 Stereo Compressor Aphex Type B Aural Exciter Monitors: 2 Tannoy System 1200 Midfield Speakers 2 Dynaudio Acoustics nearfield monitor BM6 It's getting close to being a bargain with all this thrown in.

I'm sure I could alter my recently imposed manifesto to accomodate most alcoholic beverages. Buckfast and 2L bottles of white cider will only be available on prescription though.

Did I say that? I was talking about me, NOT project S.A.M. so how do you come to that conclusion.

Explain the logic of this. If I do nothing about something then I agree with it??!??! If I were to spend my time doing something about all the things that don't please me I'd never get any work done, which means no money, which certainly doesn't please me.

Only cos you ain't seen me strutting my stuff. Like your sig by the way, looks like The Mighty Barnet will be taking Utds place (technically it's the Harriers place we're taking but let's not split heirs). I know this should be a pm but how is New Zealand.. Erm... Newfoundland.. Shit, no. It's Northern Ireland. All these countries that begin with N sound the same to me. Once the Irish get fucked off with you as well Wales is your last refuge. Nothing like completing a set. Remember:"If it doesn't kill you, it seriously impairs your financial ability to sign decent players." Hugs'n'kisses Ian

I'll start voting when the lying bastards start fulfilling their manifestos. There should be a system of fines where the party in power loses seats when it reneges on election promises or pushes them through in a form which bears little or no resemblance to their election promises. Also politicians who answer a completely different question to the one which they are asked should be banned from all media interviews for six months. I don't mind if they refuse to answer a question but how fucking stupid do they think we are that we wont notice their misdirection. That is not democracy in my opinion, they prove time and time again that they aren't answerable to the people by not answering the questions that the people want to know the answers to. I know this would cause chaos for a while but you never know, they might get the hang of telling the truth. .

Whoops?!.

Forget time for a change, how about changing the time, I nearly died of shock when I thought I'd arisen from my slumber before midday. Back on topic. Who the hell would visit a forum where everyone was nice and respectful to each other? Where's the fun in that? These are musicians and fans we're talking about, non-conformity has been the bedrock (see what I did there) of popular music since it's invention. I think the mods are doing a good job walking the line between enforcing the rules and letting the discussions (yea, I know, stretching the term) flow. Like a football match, everyone (observers and participants) get frustrated and annoyed when the play is stopped too often for petty matters. Mind you, we haven't had a good banning in a while, I shall collect some dry wood and heap it into an untidy pile in readiness for the next one.

Tractors are tricky. Undermic it with a kick drum mic (AKG D112 works surprisingly well, I knew they had a use) and place a condensor above the engine casing (remembering to reverse the polarity of one of these mics). If you want a more ambient sound you could try the ribbon method outlined above but I find they're too sensitive and tend to pick up the rustle of lumberjack shirts too easily. Here's a little trick I picked up in Turrif: Put vaseline on the tractor operators wellies, you know what it's like when you think you've got the perfect take only to discover a stray squeak in the middle eight. I'm currently experimenting with micing up the exhaust with an old biro, with mixed results. Red ink and about 3/4 empty seems to be the best on massie fergies but john deers do better with a half full black one. Go figure.

Unfortunately he was from Khazakhstan(sp?) and I'm not sure if they have phones there. I'm pretty sure they don't have PAs. p.s. No point trying to butter me up Philip, I don't work there.

Not at you Del, never at you (unless it's behind your back).

I'm lost for words. ( any words that aren't cutting and acerbic that is) That's as close as I can get on a message board.

Why don't we eat every pig in Scotland. Problem solved.