PrincessHolly Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Did anyone watch This Morning this morning? (haha!)There was a woman who phoned in to say that she'd had a really sore breast for a couple of weeks, her doctor couldn't find anything so her husband looked with a magnifying glass and noticed something sticking out of her nipple (a thorn, he assumed). When he got some tweezers to pull it out it happened to be a THREE INCH FEATHER (white).Her Doctor's reasoning for this was "if you sleep with feather pillows you may have inhaled a feather and it's just worked it's way out of your body".WTF has never seemed like a more useful acronym. Anyone else got any ridiculous "look what I found in my body" stories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I did hear about the lady who's breasts smelled of coconuts, she went to the doctor and he said "they're bounty"...now, that's a verbal joke...and looks absolutly stupid typed...ho ho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 WTF has never seemed like a more useful acronym. Anyone else got any ridiculous "look what I found in my body" stories?I stepped badly on the cobbles in the wee alley in Old Aberdeen beside the bakery late at night and collapsed. I then found a screw sticking out through my boot and my ankle. I'd ripped the fucker out the plate in my ankle though, so it was really meant to be in there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted February 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 ewww that's pretty gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 ewww that's pretty grossQuite nippy too! The next person along was a girl, and she promptly fainted despite me telling her not to look and just to go to the Fraser Noble building to get the security guy to help me. So she pretty much landed on me in a heap. I had to pull myself up on the wall and hop on the good (well, it's not much better, but at least was in one piece) to the building and batter on the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted February 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Nightmare!! I don't think any weird bodily things have ever happened to me, thank god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Joanna~ Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I had a fish scale in my eye for a couple weeks (it wasn't intentional) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I thought it would be funny to press the button of an industrial trolleys on my fingers. I was 4 at the time. It squashed all my fingers and cut of the top of one. The Doctor said it wouldnt hurt get the top of my finger stitched back on and I got choco lateIt did hurt, a lot, but hey I looked cool cos I had 10 bandages for my fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I had a fish scale in my eye for a couple weeks (it wasn't intentional)And there were all the boys thinking you had a glint in your eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 And there were all the boys thinking you had a glint in your eye.............awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I did hear about the lady who's breasts smelled of coconuts' date=' she went to the doctor and he said "they're bounty"...now, that's a verbal joke...and looks absolutly stupid typed...ho ho[/quote']don't worry. i got it. and literaly laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 $hut just pours outta me, 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzmute Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 owchhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 i had to get glass removed from my scalp on friday night after some dick tripped me down a heap of lino-stairs and i cracked my head open.. 3 stitches later, and a nifty bit of shaved head, i feel so much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 when i was 4 years old, i was happily playing on my bike when i went over the handlebars and cracked my head open - i was left with a few pebbles stuck in my head. i still bear grudges with the couple who left my crying in the middle of the road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I had a semi-masticated beermat in my right ear for three days...it was painful.Back to the woman with the feather...if it was a cold day it might have been from a Blue Tit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I found a wrist-watch in my ass once. I've no idea how it got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Was it digital?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 No, it was anal-log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 I think you're just winding us up, then!!(ace comeback, though Kai.....I genuflect before your avatar!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 only a heap of small stones out of my top lip. i fell off my bike and landed on my face. that's why i have no shape to my top lip. oh and my apendix but that's nothing exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I got a rubber stuck in my ear.. ahem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 I got a rubber stuck in my ear.. ahem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Make sure when you're playing with a remote control car it has a nice little plastic ball on top of the aerial. I was once playing with one with a friend a long time ago, I fell over and the aerial went through the bottom of my hand. Close to coming right through. Had to go to the doctor's with my hand in the air. Scar is all that's left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Never done any serious injuries... hrm, well the ones that have left permenant scars are...When I was little I decided to pet a wildcat, wasn't clever, still have a small part of the scar under my eyebrow and just below my bottom lip, which is one reason for having a beard. luckily it healed ok on my cheek and nose.Scar on the top of one of my fingers from punching and breaking a window.Scar along my leg from last year. I was just spinning a knife around (think I was actually posting on here at the time) when I slipped, dropped it and it stuck in my leg, bone deep. Strangely it barely bled and wasnt even that sore, probably due to the sharpness of the blade.Back in school I jumped over a wall with a metal edge on top, and miscalcualted, skinning all down to backs of my legs. To this day the back of my legs above the knee are very senestive and easy to hurt and hurt when they get too cold.I have a chip out my top front tooth where I came off my bike landing face first, and another scar on the elbow from the same.Think thats about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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