Birdman Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I went to Dundee this morning to get some christmas cards but on my arrival I noticed a few things that differed quite substantially to some of less shitty cities of Scotland1/ everyone smokes2/ It smells quite bad3/ Everyone between the ages of 12 - 19 appeared to wear a tracksuit or long coat4/ Everyone above that age was as ugly as fuck if not worse.5/ Most of the women are losing hair in a noticable way6/ Their accent is bordering as bad as an aberdonians7/ The pigeons are tougher than the men8/ Every third lady I passed was pushing a pram and smoking9/ Their christmas card selection was pretty poor and blandThats the last time I go to Dundire to shop for a box of cards(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 thats a long way to go for some cards.... also... shouldnt you already have sent them? tut tut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 maybe he wants to hand them out in person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Hmm... really good comments there. Top class stuff.I'm gonna ask as well: Why all that way to buy Christmas cards? ...and it's a bit late to post them in time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 hand delivered(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 1/ everyone smokesFuck that. Smoking's cool. You've merely been brainwashed by Jack McConnel's agenda for a "hip" and "happening" Scotland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Pretty harsh critisism considering it is better than Aberdeen because,1. It is pedestrianised.2. It has a statue of Desperate Dan.3. It has a better webcam than Aberdeen.4. It's closer to England.Sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Oh, and I forgot to add, They call roundabouts 'circles'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I lived there for four years, and it's far better than this place on many levels.Plus, I felt far safer walking the streets of Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Aye, You are meant to turn left when you get there, turn into Whitfield, never go as far as the Kingsway to the minky bit and the Wellgate,The "real Dundee" is Whitfield, although Hilltown is not bad too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Aye' date=' You are meant to turn left when you get there, turn into Whitfield, never go as far as the Kingsway to the minky bit and the Wellgate,The "real Dundee" is Whitfield, although Hilltown is not bad too.. [/quote']funny guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Im just suprised no-ones blown that place up yet.......As for aberdeen it is probably worse.....i mean has anyone seen that homeless lady that sits outside fopp? she looks like a fucking alien.....as for single mums smoking, aberdeen wins that hands down.....as for the safe issue, i never get threatend by anyone else but drunks/junkies so i dont ever feel that unsafe cause they are laughable!!! Dundee has guncrime we dont.....im losing my point here, aberdeen and dundee both suck, you should all move to stonehaven, its really nice........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 im losing my point hereThis is misleading.It implies you were making a point to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Plus' date=' I felt far safer walking the streets of Dundee.[/quote']Aye but that's 'cause there's no dundee-music.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 i mean has anyone seen that homeless lady that sits outside fopp? she looks like a fucking alien....... Must we go down this road again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Pretty harsh critisism considering it is better than Aberdeen because' date='1. It is pedestrianised.2. It has a statue of Desperate Dan.3. It has a better webcam than Aberdeen.4. It's closer to England.Sue.[/quote']5. Dundee FC play there 6. Comedy team Dundee Utd. play there 7. The Discovery ship is there8. There's a shop where i bought Zombies! for my SNES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 8. There's a shop where i bought Zombies! for my SNES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Aye but that's 'cause there's no dundee-music.com It's a fair cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Im just suprised no-ones blown that place up yet.......As for aberdeen it is probably worse.....i mean has anyone seen that homeless lady that sits outside fopp? she looks like a fucking alien.... I can't see the relevance of that to anything' date=' in fact, that's just fucking disgusting..as for single mums smoking, aberdeen wins that hands down....Agreed..as for the safe issue' date=' i never get threatend by anyone else but drunks/junkies so i dont ever feel that unsafe cause they are laughable!!!....[/quote']I got all the shit all the way up Union Street last night and was spat on twice in about 30 seconds, I wouldn't say they're laughable, just that they're cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 4. It's closer to England.This is a good thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 personally i find dundee really dull if you're poor... for me, it was a case of doing something once and being really boring second time round...hence why i moved home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owen-TFOBK Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 www.undergroundscene.co.ukefectively dundee-music....dundee has its moments.aberdeen similarly is okboth are pretty pish poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 www.undergroundscene.co.ukefectively dundee-music....dundee has its moments.aberdeen similarly is okboth are pretty pish pooryehh panda.anyway whaens the next gig? have eiko got back together yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitshine Sonata Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 you should all move to stonehaven' date=' its really nice...........[/quote']it sure is nice (said the liar) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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