Invisible Lead Soup

Barging into countries and imposing "democracy" upon them because YOU think it's great is fucking retarded, no matter how good your motives might be.

"Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it...Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory." Fucking bonkers. George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God. Ahahahahah. "The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy." Quick, someone quarantine the USA before their delerium spreads.

Just watched Bad Wolf for the sixth time since Saturday. My, what an ending! And only 23 hours to go. Excited is an understatement. A shame Christopher Eccleston is buggering off though. He's becoming a more fantastic Doctor with each episode.

Subway is complete and utter mince. Phat Tom dragged me there one day, and I was astounded by how patronising the whole scenario was. The staff acted as if they had PH-fucking-D's in sandwich making in a "My knowledge on these poncy ingredients is vastly superior to yours" kind of way. Being 21, I'm also old enough to be the father of each and every Subway employee. Mmm, child labour.

Or how about no. Student accomodation of any variety is a mere step up from sticking syringes up your backside and yelling "Big Issue" in a variety of uninterested tones. I mean, why pay do people pay big bucks for living in absolute squalor? Fucking peasants. Do yourself an enormous favour and rent a place out privately. Less money down the drain, less vomit on the walls/curtains/floors, less yobs/noise, and most importantly less students.

Liberal Democrats. But I (and most of you probably) knew that already. I was going to vote for them anyway. I'm not scared shitless of the possibility of higher taxation. At least the Lib Dems have the guts to admit we may pay more.

+40 quid. Marvelous.

It was a mistake. But I just decided that the extra finger could be a reasonable indication of inbreeding.

Phat Tom's contribution... Here's your fucking scene points. Whine whine whine. [NB: My scene points have been enabled for the purposes of this thread for the convenience of insufferable cunts under the illusion that someone cares.]

To hell with gyms. Full of pompous pricks. Get a bike, and get out to the country.

I wouldn't go there. Mr. Errington will hax your computer with his 1337 Linux skillz and steal your banking details. Or whine about how he needs you to donate money so that he can "maintain the website" (Read: Get high).

Yes. Let's all go to Moshulu, drink watery pints, and support da sceen!!!11