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Just saw it, and I was not disappointed! Don't want to spoil it but I recommend it, more so if you loved the first two.

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"you cock-juggaling thunder cunt!"

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The first was grande... I recall my eyes being glazed with delight when I observed the character I shall only ever refer to as, "the blob". Blob hates light, yo... for names sake let's call the blobby vamp, "Meril"... Oh that's an attractive name, isn't it? Shame she has a hateful face.... so much potential in the name. Ooooh errr, Meril.... you don't like the sunshine, do you?

The second....

I'd like to go to their, "whack" club. I dig that "nu metal", yo.

I'll simply go forth and see the third.... the name, "Trinity" reminds me of, "The mall Trinity" thus... I must go....

comma comma.

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I saw Blade in Drakes once with someone DJing over it. It was ace but I still don't understand the film and have never seen it again.

Triple H is in this film. It MUST be good.

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Saw this film last night and I thought it was pretty good.

Ryan Reynolds is funny as fuck in it. Reminds me of his character in Van Wilder.

Triple H is a gimp.

Lots of killing though, which makes it fun.

And Jonathan Ross didn't rate it which automatically means it's good.

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And Jonathan Ross didn't rate it which automatically means it's good.

So true!

I'm looking forward to the Night Stalker film, and there is word of a Night Stalker trilogy. :rockon:

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I don't think I'll go see this. The second one was a load of wank. Seriously, the first one was sooo good they should've just left it alone. Fuckers.

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for names sake let's call the blobby vamp' date=' "Meril"... Oh that's an attractive name, isn't it? Shame she has a hateful face.... so much potential in the name. Ooooh errr, Meril.... you don't like the sunshine, do you?.[/quote']

I thought she was called "pearl".

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I never once implied that they did' date=' chump.[/quote']

Well why with the moaning about vampires in films then? They don't exist so they can be anything the director wishes.

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I thought she was called "pearl".

She was that...

[sAD]If I remember correctly' date=' wasn't Meril one of the 2nd generation pokemon?[/sAD']

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Ryan Reynolds is funny as fuck in it. Reminds me of his character in Van Wilder.

WTF!@:!"!!!! I think he's totally pish, trying to bridge the gap between vampire and comedy movies? I don't see the need at all. I didn't think the film was too great, same old 'there's-a-new-bad-guy, immune-to-everything-except-this-tiny-piece-of-anti-venom' - not exactly groundbreaking stuff there.

Tripple H has a few ace lines, but couldn't really hear them as every time he was on the screen chants of "It's all about the game" keps being shouted....

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it was a load of balls really. but then again i didnt like the first two. just wanted to see hhh and it was well worth it for the line " hey dickhead......wheres my dog?"

and

"you cock juggling thundercunt"

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WTF!@:!"!!!! I think he's totally pish' date=' trying to bridge the gap between vampire and comedy movies? I don't see the need at all. I didn't think the film was too great, same old 'there's-a-new-bad-guy, immune-to-everything-except-this-tiny-piece-of-anti-venom' - not exactly groundbreaking stuff there.

Tripple H has a few ace lines, but couldn't really hear them as every time he was on the screen chants of "It's all about the game" keps being shouted....[/quote']

down boy.

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