Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Does that mean that you both are treated to a large dose of Keys & Gray? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I have a couple of Korean lads. I like listening to them more than keys and gray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I only got to see the highlights but it's an absolute joy to see Messi play like he did last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 The ball to Rakitic was superb. Nice finish too, it wasn't an easy one. Totally bollocks penalty from Aguero. Why are so many top players shite penalty takers now? Why aren't they just Ricky Lamberting it right into the top corner? It's too tippy-tappy, waiting for the keeper to move so they can roll it to the other side, then they end up putting it at perfect goalkeeper height and barely into the corner. Looks suave when you send the keeper the wrong way, but you look like a fud if he palms it away with ease, in your most important game of the season. Just smash it, you chode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 James Forrest's penalty in the league cup final was pretty pish last weekend, side footed right roll down the middle into the keepers legs, just pick a corner and put your fucking laces through it you Jessie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Nah, I'm all for a placed penalty but pick a side and stick with it. You can generate enough power with a side foot from twelve yards away that if you're accurately in the corner it will be difficult for the 'keeper, even if he picks the correct side. LOW AND HARD. Always. Applies to every aspect of life tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 (edited) Placed penalties are swell, so long as you're putting it right into the side netting and along the ground, so even if the keeper goes the right way, he's not saving it, unless he goes early and fully commits himself to getting right across to that post, which a lot of keepers don't. If you're lifting your penalty 2 feet off the ground like Aguero did, that's right where a keeper wants it. Why put it there, ever? If you're going to put it there, at least twat it as hard as you can, so if the keeper gets a hand to it, then it's going to break his arm and roll in anyway. Low and hard, top corner, or down the middle with height on it so the keeper doesn't save it with his legs. Any other kind of penalty is wrong. Including Pirlo's chips. I don't care if he scores them. He's wrong. Balotelli's stutter run ups are rubbish too. If you're not confident taking a free shot at goal from 12 yards without having to try and fanny the goalkeeper about with feigned shots, then let someone else take it. Edited March 19, 2015 by Soda van Jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delboy1969 Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Oh well that's all the English clubs out of Europe before we even reach the quarters, not quite as good as they think they are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Bobby Martinez is getting found out this season. It's glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 The Wenger Out Brigade have no idea who to call for to replace him just now. It's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 The Wenger Out Brigade have no idea who to call for to replace him just now. It's pretty funny. Please let them know that I am available. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 The Wenger Out Brigade have no idea who to call for to replace him just now. It's pretty funny. City fans seems to be the same. They want Pellers gone, with some even suggesting a dug-out tag-team of Patrick Vieira and Brian Kidd, since there are no viable options available elsewhere. Some United fans want Van Gaal gone too, but are also deluded into thinking they'd be able to snag Mourinho from Chelsea. Lolol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I assumed Man City would just throw money at Simeone or the like. I don't know what Arsenal fans really want anymore. 1 point off second in the league (should probably be doing a bit better but have had a bunch of injuries again), FA cup semi (good draw). Obviously the Monaco was an embarrassment and seeing the draw is now Juventus it's even worse! Still it's not bad, certainly could be worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'm pegging Juventus as a dark horse. Tevez is on fire in the best form of his career (24 in 28!) and Morata looks great too. They have one of the best midfields around, but have often struggled to put the right players at either side of it. Still not great defensively (though not terrible either), but look strong everywhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 I expect Juve to get past Monaco but I can't see them going any further than that. It's good that they've finally had a good European campaign again but I think the fact they've underperformed recently will cost them when they come up against one of the very top teams. I don't think the team quite has the necessary experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 (edited) I might be in love with Adam Rooney. What a man. Edited March 21, 2015 by Paranoid Android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Flood was absolutely dire yesterday. Just slowed everything down when he had the ball and didn't seem to have the ability to make a forward pass. It gave Dundee time to get men at the back whenever he had the ball. The same seemed to happen with McGinn but for him it was more that he wouldn't/couldn't take players on and just stalled with the ball. No idea what Jack was thinking for the goal but only Jamie Langfield could get beat the near post. Incredible stuff. The only positive was that Driver looked to have potential so once he is 100% match fit I think he will be brilliant with Hayes on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 Drawing that match yesterday was a big disappointment, awful goal to give away. I'd really like us to go on and as high a points total as possible.Ooh goal for Mata, it's good to see him getting proper game time again. It's been a decent start to the match, I hope it finishes 4-4.I'm planning on going to sleep straight after and then get up again at 5am for Barca - Madrid which in hopeful is going to be a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) Mata's 2nd goal was slick. Gerrard is a bell end. What is he doing? Ridiculous stamp. Balotelli should have been off for two yellows as well, and then Skrtel does the same stamp Gerrard did but on De Gea. He should also get a ban, as the referee didn't see it. Rooney was pisspoor, summed up by his terrible penalty. Why do penalty takers put it right where goalkeepers want it? It was as bad as Agueros. High or low. Never in between. Why is Sterling playing as a full back? Glen Johnson is pretty poor, but Sterling's their best attacking player. Would it not be better to play Johnson. Pushing him back seems daft. He was barely in the game. Edited March 22, 2015 by Soda van Jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 22, 2015 Report Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) Mata's second was great. The clasico was a strange match. Periods of it were great while other periods were utter dross. Benzema's back heel set up and Suarez's control and finish were both fantastic. Barca's dominance in the final twenty minutes means they could have won by more but they were lucky half time came when it did. Edited March 22, 2015 by Paranoid Android Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 I thought real looked more likely to score first. They seemed really hesitant in the final third. Although that's maybe as much to do with barca's defence which was superb at times. Bale in particular looked very unsure of himself. Marcelo is a player. Isn't he out of contract this year? And he's not on spectacular money if I remember right. You're right, it was as exhilarating as it was boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 23, 2015 Report Share Posted March 23, 2015 Clasico was painful to watch at times. The amount of writhing around on the ground just seems to get worse every year. I keep hearing about how great Neymar has been this season, but it seems that every time I watch a Barca game he's a bit crap. Either being greedy and taking wild shots or just running down dead ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 He's gone off the boil, he was superb earlier in the season, their best player for a period. He seems to be affected by his goal drought at the moment. He's getting desperate and making bad decisions. Pedro would have had hat tricks in the last two games if he had all the Neymar chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Quite like this quiz:http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/mar/24/football-quiz-name-the-careerI got 11/15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 http://m.stv.tv/sport/football/314939-real-madrids-jack-harper-is-a-luxury-player-says-scotland-u19-coach/Depressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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