Soda Jerk Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Who likes annograms? I know right? Who doesn't?THE JOBLESS PRAT=JOSEPH S BLATTERHopefully this annogram can also predict the future. That scumbag's just gotta go. If holding back on a bit of technology yet proposing to get rid of the offside rule like in field hockey wasn't enough, then his latest ramblings of saying "racism isn't a problem" is just baffling. Clearly he's never been the victim of racism, and it's not the same as giving someone a bit of a kick or calling them a twat on the pitch. It can't just be resolved with a "hand shake" like he is suggesting.There's not many people in football Zlatan hasn't kicked in the head yet, but he could do with punting Blatter through a window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Blatter has always been an awful awful man. Sadly I fear any replacement would be just as bad. Fifa is just terrible all the way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 I'd say let an Englishman run it for a bit, but then I'd fear the current white paint cast iron goalposts would be swapped for a collective of jumpers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just anyone who doesn't have a dark ages fear of technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 The 4th official should actually be an official. And not just someone who fergie yells at. what does that chump do besides hold the electronic board? He's watching the game on a screen. He see's all. Give him a headset and let him tel the referee "that was a penno, that". Piece of piss.I should get the job. I should run football. Then football would be great. However, I don't know how the Premier League would rejig it's fixture list at this stage of the season. They'd have to though, because there'd be no more Liverpool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The international break wasn't too bad but I'm looking forward to a good weekend of domestic action. City v Newcastle and Chelsea - Liverpool in the premiership stand out. Madrid away to Valencia in La liga is the first big test they've had in a while. Madrid could make a big statement or Valencia could actually put themselves right up there challenging the big two. And the biggest match of all, the dons v well. Let's hope we don't get our arses kicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Swansea vs United should be good, since Swansea are mint at home and no one can get the ball off them. Phil Jones will probably get frustrated and rip someones head off their shoulders and dribble it down the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'll watch that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Newcastle are going to stuff City. Ba will continue to bring the rain of goals. I think Liverpool will do Chelsea aswell, but I don't really care who wins that one. It's a shame they can't both lose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Got a bad feeling Liverpool will win it too. Which will be awful for Chelsea's title hopes and even worse because I'm going to be watching it with a Liverpool supporting friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Liverpool supporting friend.That sounds awful, though I'm not sure why you didn't walk away in a blank silence and cut him out of your life as soon as you found out who he supported. It's kind of your own fault really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 That sounds awful, though I'm not sure why you didn't walk away in a blank silence and cut him out of your life as soon as you found out who he supported. It's kind of your own fault really.Coz you'll neeevvverr wwwaaalllkkkk aawwwaaayy....in a blank silence and cut him out of your life. No you'll neeevvverr walk awaaaaayyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I can't remember if I posted one of these a couple of weeks ago or not but this is one of my favourite things on the internet at the moment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 My cousin is down in Swansea for the weekend for the United game and they seem to be treating it like the biggest game in their history. The city council has put on some "Red and white carnival". They are building it up like the World Cup final already, and the kick off isn't for another 24 hours. Sounds mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Well there probably isn't much else going on in Swansea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I've never been. It's probably better than Aberdeen though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I assume that these days Aberdeen is a mad max like wasteland that only pulls itself together to resemble some sort of viable place to live when I make visits back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 but at least it's still not in fucking wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 A guy I know interviewed Clarence Seedorf yesterday. Top bloke apparently. Clarence doesn't always get as much recognition as he deserves imo. Probably because of his girls name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 RVP is just the man at the moment. Arsenal would be no where this season without him.Hopefully this City - Newcastle match doesn't disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 from the bbc:1538:Incredible story from Germany where the Bundesliga match between Cologne and Mainz was called off 40 minutes before kick-off after the referee tried to commit suicide. Babak Rafati was found in his hotel room less than two hours before the scheduled start time. The 41 year-old is in Hospital his condition is unknown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Game in Germany called off 40 mins before kick off after the ref tried to commit suicide. Bloody hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 oops, too slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 What's your beef with Wales? Wales is ace, apart from the accent. I can't be doing with that.Wednesday are still 3rd. Madine and Lowe are just powerhouses. They can't play together though. Like that Gerrard and Lampard thing, but Lowe and Madine are better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Do they not have back-up officials? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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