GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Cher Lloyd is 17 years old.No she's not, I thought she was 22?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 He is correct. She is 17. In her first audition, she was 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 No she's not, I thought she was 22?!?!Incorrect. Born in 1993. You're sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 eep!! Dropped a bollock on that one then!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Cher Lloyd is 17 years old.eep!! Dropped a bollock on that one then!!!You can still do her up the shitter at 17. The age of consent is 16, regardless of which of her orifices you violate! Legally, fine. Morally? Hmmm.... EDIT - orifices? orifice? orifi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 You can still do her up the shitter at 17. The age of consent is 16, regardless of which of her orifices you violate! Legally, fine. Morally? Hmmm.... hahaha, I really did think that she was 22....she looks like she had a hard paper round!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 You can still do her up the shitter at 17. The age of consent is 16, regardless of which of her orifices you violate! Legally, fine. Morally? Hmmm.... EDIT - orifices? orifice? orifi?I believe the age of consent for anal sex is 18? That might have changed, but I think it was until recently at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 She's a fucking hound anyway.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I believe the age of consent for anal sex is 18? That might have changed, but I think it was until recently at least.I don't think there is an age of consent for anal sex - pretty sure it's all just sex. It used to be that gay sex was over 18, but they lowered that to 16 a few years - maybe that's the confusion...Incidentally I am not googling "Age of consent for anal sex" while at work to back this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 While googling 'age of consent',I started 'pitching a tent'.I grabbed a tissueand spunked over youOh Cher, to be, you and I were meant.Next topic - wanker's cramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I don't think there is an age of consent for anal sex - pretty sure it's all just sex. It used to be that gay sex was over 18, but they lowered that to 16 a few years - maybe that's the confusion...Incidentally I am not googling "Age of consent for anal sex" while at work to back this up.I had a look on Wikipedia and you seem to be right. Ages of consent in Europe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I tried to have a wank on the sly,But wrist pain meant my plans went awry,I couldn't get finished,So I ate all me spinach,And accidental Pop-ped in my Eye.Next topic - dinosaurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I couldn't finished,What is this I don't even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I'm 99% sure that at uni we were taught about a there being a big thing about folk over 18 involved in sexual activity with those under 18 and over the age of consent (so between 16 and 18).I even remember what book I read it in (hell I've used at as 'material' enough times...) so will dig it out when I get home and update. Not straight away though, obv. I'll have some...stuff...to be getting on with first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 As the last post was ''dinosaurs'', I'd thought that I'd get this thread back on line...Stomping around on the plain,the T-Rex played a cruel game,on a small, nasty raptorHe cornered and trapped herand rogered her ass till he came!!!Next topic - The Star Wars prequels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 When Lucas announced 3 more Star Wars,The public let out some great roars,"My name's Jar Jar Binks"Made you realise "this stinks"I'd much rather be killed on the Moors.next; putting an iPhone in the toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 As the last post was ''dinosaurs'', I'd thought that I'd get this thread back on line...Stomping around on the plain,the T-Rex played a cruel game,on a small, nasty raptorHe cornered and trapped herand rogered her ass till he came!!!Next topic - The Star Wars prequelsWhat age was this raptor? I have a bad feeling about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 What age was this raptor? I have a bad feeling about you.No need for that!! The raptor was well above the age of consent!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 When Lucas announced 3 more Star Wars,The public let out some great roars,"My name's Jar Jar Binks"Made you realise "this stinks"I'd much rather be killed on the Moors.next; putting an iPhone in the toasterI was walkin round the flat in nothing but my loaferseverything hanging out, long and stout, dont mean to be a boasterfound an iphone in the pub, its really quite a social hubi took it home and phoned for pizza to eatsapizza arrived too hot to handle bit like my tadgerhavent got no pennies, offered him the iphone, said hed rather have a coastershitty iphone, i melted it in the toasternext: defenestrating an amputee dwarf with fishnet stockings on yer head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 I was walkin round the flat in nothing but my loaferseverything hanging out, long and stout, dont mean to be a boasterfound an iphone in the pub, its really quite a social hubi took it home and phoned for pizza to eatsapizza arrived too hot to handle bit like my tadgerhavent got no pennies, offered him the iphone, said hed rather have a coastershitty iphone, i melted it in the toasternext: defenestrating an amputee dwarf with fishnet stockings on yer heado_O o_O o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 zyxd58 cleary understands the make-up of a limerick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Urgh, poetry is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Die Kunst ist Tot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 It can't end this way.Robbing a house was a taskWith the worst kind of tights for a mask.I was caught by the ownera dwarf called fionawhom i chucked through some glass since you ask.Next topic: hair gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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