Jaaakkkeee Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I was once going out for a date.When I realised I was terribly late.I didn't have gel for my hair.But don't despair,I used the cum off the ear of a mate.Next: Cameron Diaz in The Mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 There was a wee lad called Oor WullieWhose hair looked exceedingly sillySo he plastered it well with some foul-smelling gelNow instead of being spiky it's hilly.next topic.....waspsoops....too late!...how's about Cameron Diaz and a wasp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 There was a wee lad called Oor WullieWhose hair looked exceedingly sillySo he plastered it well with some foul-smelling gelNow instead of being spiky it's hilly.next topic.....waspsoops....too late!...how's about Cameron Diaz and a wasp?Cameron has starred in some hits but some of her films were the pits Looks like a wasp twice stung her under her jumper But that's just the size of her tits Next: The Northern Lights Festival cancellation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Huge bands to the 'Deen, they did say,No need to camp, just come for the day!They sold 20 tickets,But that just isn't cricket,Now there's a petition; sign away!Next topic; The Deportees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Huge bands to the 'Deen, they did say,No need to camp, just come for the day!They sold 20 tickets,But that just isn't cricket,Now there's a petition; sign away!Next topic; The DeporteesThey come over seeking more rightsboats, cars trains and flightsdaily mail complains about tax hikeslabour government didn't do shiteand now they all wear nikesnext: if don quixote were gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 If Don Quixote was ever so gayHe'd play with the boys every dayAnd then he would dance-aWith wee Sancho PanzaAnd roger his ringpiece awaynext..... If Cliff Richard was a devil worshipper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 There was an asexual singer called CliffWho'd never even had a spliffHe'd no time for hatin'Until he met SatanThen he wrote a killer riffNext: predictable tennis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 There was an asexual singer called CliffWho'd never even had a spliffHe'd no time for hatin'Until he met SatanThen he wrote a killer riffNext: predictable tennisVolley, volley, volleymurray with his follyshaparova with her gruntsmaking women players look like cuntsand causing huge affrontnext: syria sacking its government Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Limerick (poetry) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaAABBA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Limerick (poetry) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaAABBA!!!cool read There was an old lady from limerickwhose man had a massive dickhe showed her his dongshe called him king kongand he gave her something to lick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 next: syria sacking its governmentcool read There was an old lady from limerickwhose man had a massive dickhe showed her his dongshe called him king kongand he gave her something to licko_OHaven't seen that in the news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 4, 2011 Report Share Posted August 4, 2011 Lets make this thread good again.There was a man called Frosty Jack, Who had long bushy hair on his sack,It got caught in the door,And his nutsack it tore,from the willy right round to the crack.Next:Chun Li from Street Fighter II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Chun Li from Street Fighter IIOnce a baker, he now had no clue,He made a dough not quite right,Whoops! He added a shite,Now Chun Li kneaded a poo.Next: Microsoft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 There's a speccy cunt who's named Bill,His voice is all nasal and shrill,His gay, greasy hair,And shitty software,Was enough to make me feel ill.But then old Bill hatched a plan,My PCs are shit, lets expand!He built a console,That filled the big hole,In my heart, the 360, my man.Next up; the death of Amy Winehouse.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MerryChristmas Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 There's a speccy cunt who's named Bill,His voice is all nasal and shrill,His gay, greasy hair,And shitty software,Was enough to make me feel ill.But then old Bill hatched a plan,My PCs are shit, lets expand!He built a console,That filled the big hole,In my heart, the 360, my man.Next up; the death of Amy Winehouse.xxThere was a quine with a BeehiveWho it can be said is no longer aliveShe used her needleTo Join jeremy beadleThen the world continued to JiveNext: When Polar Bears Attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 8, 2011 Report Share Posted August 8, 2011 There was a quine with a BeehiveWho it can be said is no longer aliveShe used her needleTo Join jeremy beadleThen the world continued to JiveNext: When Polar Bears AttackJeremy Beadle is dead??xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 There was a lad called HoratioWho thought "I'll give exploring a go"Despite bummings at EtonBy a bear he was beatenAnd his guts now lie in the snowNext: Willie Miller's moustache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 Next: Willie Miller's moustache...is fucking ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 ...was fucking ace.Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 25, 2011 Report Share Posted August 25, 2011 I bet he has it mounted on his wall. Therefore it still is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 They called him the man with the mounted moustache,When he kicked a ball he was ever so brash,When he packed it all in,He fried fish from a tinBut ended up all out of cash!Next : Harry Redknapp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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