Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 A thread for Brasseye-like headlines and news reports.I'll start with this: - Evening ExpressGolfer fined for hitting a fox with a golf club for trying to eat his chocolate biscuit.Share your own, as you stumble across them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Ill put an entertaining Aberdeen FC team on the parkIll put an entertaining Aberdeen FC team on the park - Evening Express 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Kate Winslet spotted in Aberdeen"Kate Winslet spotted in Aberdeen with ex-boyfriend - Evening ExpressFuck me sideways with a cricket bat. Front page news on the EE, FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Vole plague reaches record level"BBC News - Scottish field vole plague reaches record level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Is it fair to fine fat people for not dieting?"BBC News - Is it fair to fine fat people for not dieting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 A thread for Brasseye-like headlines and news reports.I'll start with this: - Evening ExpressGolfer fined for hitting a fox with a golf club for trying to eat his chocolate biscuit.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "Petrol thieves run out of fuel"BBC News - 'Petrol thieves' seen on CCTV after running out of fuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "David Hasselhoff wants to remake Lovejoy"David Hasselhoff's Lovejoy dream - Yahoo! NewsMadness of course because everyone knows Ian McShane is the only person who can be Lovejoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 "China farmers face 'exploding' watermelon problem"BBC News - China farmers face 'exploding' watermelon problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Saved by Creed? Norwegian Boy Fends Off Wolf Pack with Heavy Metal - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Aussie chainsaw croc runs amok"A crocodile in northern Australia has chased a storm-clearance worker up a tree and made off with his chainsaw" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Ana Catarian Bezerra, Brazilian Woman, Legally Entitled To Masturbate At Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Postman Prat student Lee Dunlop is charged | The Sun |Home Scotland|Scottish News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free tibet Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 BBC News - Big Mac attack: US man eats record 25,000th burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free tibet Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 BBC News - Facebook inspires Israeli couple to name baby 'Like' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 "Lorry drivers urged to stop throwing porn mags from their cabs in Borough Green"Lorry drivers urged to stop throwing porn mags from their cabs in Borough Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 That story is just so wonderful. The picture is absolutely perfect and some of the quotes are fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 The number of sandwiches that are dumped I am sure a lot of housewives would be very cross with their husbands if they knewAmazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 BBC News - New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hoseo_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 BBC News - New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hoseo_OBe thankful there are no pictures, I guess.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Be thankful there are no pictures, I guess..I clicked the link stupidly thinking there might be one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 I was thinking along the lines of Kananga in Live and Let Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Twitter's Odd Pairings: Bin Laden's Reputed Ex-Lover Feuds with a Rapper - Yahoo! News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted May 27, 2011 Report Share Posted May 27, 2011 Twitter's Odd Pairings: Bin Laden's Reputed Ex-Lover Feuds with a Rapper - Yahoo! NewsI have bin ladens ex-lover as a friend on facebook.....How and why i have no idea but i have...That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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