Diesel Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I was horrible to a disabled person on Saturday coz I needed to take some money out of the hole in the wall and this person was taking ages.I was giving it "fucks sake", "harrumph", "tch", "fucks sake (again)", and finally "how long is this going to take?"It wasn't until the guy moved away that I could see he had severe motor skill problems.I still feel like a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I'm very nearly going to buy it. I'm thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I was horrible to a disabled person on Saturday coz I needed to take some money out of the hole in the wall and this person was taking ages.I was giving it "fucks sake", "harrumph", "tch", "fucks sake (again)", and finally "how long is this going to take?"It wasn't until the guy moved away that I could see he had severe motor skill problems.I still feel like a right cunt.I was in the cafe in Asda at the beach last year and I had an important question about apple pie. I started asking the girl who was filling the fridge up, but she just totally ignored me. When I finally got her attention and asked my important question about apple pie, she just gave me a funny look. So I asked her again, more agitated this time, and she gave me another funny look, waited for me to finish my question and then fucking walked off. I'm really really not the guy who starts making a scene when they get bad service but I was in a cunt of a mood, the place was busy and stressful and I just wanted my fucking pie, so I started ripping into her about being a fucking ignorant moron who needed a lesson in how to treat customers.Turns out she was deaf. And she was walking away to go and get someone to answer my question for me. Boy did I feel like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 It was all ruined for me after I saw her vagina on the internet. That thing was like the holy grail - for years, men around the world would have sacrificed their first-born children for a flash of Britney's glorious snatch. And it turned out to just be a normal vagina, it didn't even light up or anything. How disappointing.Fucking right. Slag. By the way - remember when Madonna "snogged" her.Holy. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I was in the cafe in Asda at the beach last year and I had an important question about apple pie. I started asking the girl who was filling the fridge up, but she just totally ignored me. When I finally got her attention and asked my important question about apple pie, she just gave me a funny look. So I asked her again, more agitated this time, and she gave me another funny look, waited for me to finish my question and then fucking walked off. I'm really really not the guy who starts making a scene when they get bad service but I was in a cunt of a mood, the place was busy and stressful and I just wanted my fucking pie, so I started ripping into her about being a fucking ignorant moron who needed a lesson in how to treat customers.Turns out she was deaf. And she was walking away to go and get someone to answer my question for me. Boy did I feel like a cunt.I wouldn't feel too bad about that, i would've apologised though, but they could hardly make her wear a badge saying she's deaf so it's not like you'd've known. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Fucking right. Slag. By the way - remember when Madonna "snogged" her.Holy. Shit.D'ye think Madonna gave her a "Kit Kat"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Confession: I don't know what a "kit kat" is.(other than a mighty fine choccy biccy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I was once at Alton Towers and queued up for AGES to get on to the front seats of a one of the roller coasters. By the time I got to the front of the queue they announced it was the last ride of the day but the front seats were taken! I kicked up a massive fuss and started shouting and swearing at the staff..."Tell those fucking selfish arseholes who have taken MY seat at the front to fuck off!" that kind of nonsense. My mates just shut their mouths and slipped quietly onto seats further back while I made a huge scene. Sure enough, I got my seat at the front next to three disabled guys. What a mug.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I wouldn't feel to bad about that, i would've apologised though, but they could hardly make her wear a badge saying she's deaf so it's not like you'd've known.I don't think I apologised, I guess I didn't want to draw attention to the fact she was deaf and that I might be treating her differently for it or some other lefty pish. But I did make a point of being extremely nice to her afterwards, smiling a lot and leaving a good tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Confession: I don't know what a "kit kat" is.(other than a mighty fine choccy biccy)Well, you get four fingers in a Kit Kat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I was once at Alton Towers and queued up for AGES to get on to the front seats of a one of the roller coasters. By the time I got to the front of the queue they announced it was the last ride of the day but the front seats were taken! I kicked up a massive fuss and started shouting and swearing at the staff..."Tell those fucking selfish arseholes who have taken MY seat at the front to fuck off!" that kind of nonsense. My mates just shut their mouths and slipped quietly onto seats further back while I made a huge scene. Sure enough, I got my seat at the front next to three disabled guys. What a mug.xxI can't help but feel that's been plagiarised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I can't help but feel that's been plagiarised.It's from the Inbetweeners. From this episode:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYX_IvRFzU&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dthe%2Binbetweeners%2Broller%2Bcoaster%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 It's from the Inbetweeners. From this episode:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxYX_IvRFzU&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3Dthe%2Binbetweeners%2Broller%2Bcoaster%26aq%3Df&has_verified=1I know. I just put it in other terms so I didn't completely out him in front of everyone. You're horrid, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I have a new found love for the televised version of Poirot, starring the wonderful David Suchet....and on a related note, ITV3 is fast becoming one of my favourite tv channels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 I think Papa Don't Preach is a fantastic song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I enjoy pooping with the door open if no one else is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Nahh. Not my cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I enjoy pooping in the living room when noone else is in.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Infact, my mum told me when I was a kid I'd run behind the living room curtains to do a dump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can only remember the order that you pot snooker balls in by thinking of 'Snooker Loopy' by Chas and Dave and the Matchroom Mob ('Pot the reds and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black'). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can only remember the order that you pot snooker balls in by thinking of 'Snooker Loopy' by Chas and Dave and the Matchroom Mob ('Pot the reds and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black').best confession yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 I can only remember the order that you pot snooker balls in by thinking of 'Snooker Loopy' by Chas and Dave and the Matchroom Mob ('Pot the reds and screw back for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black').I do exactly the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 I look at the pictures that are up on the walls in Rileys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 I don't know what "All your base are belong to us" means, or what it is from.When I was a toddler, I covered my face in Oxtail soup, to be more like Winston from Ghostbusters. My racist mum didn't appreciate the gesture as much as I did. Nor did she like that I would say "Winston" when the odd passing stranger would ask "What's your name then?". Fucking loved Ghostbusters. Still do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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