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Celebrity Dead Pool 2011


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Because I think it deserves it's own thread. Get your teams in! (I've already noted the ones which were listen in the old thread). Here are the rules:

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THE BASICS:

Pick 20 different celebrities who are alive, but who, in your opinion, will no longer be with us by 31st December 2010. Celebrities can be of any age, and can be suffering from illness.

Nominate one of them as your "joker".

For each celeb demise that you guess correctly, you'll score points, and if your joker sadly passes away, your grief will be alleviated by the fact that you'll score double points.

The team with the most points at the end of the year will, unsurprisingly, be deemed to be the winner.

In the event of a dead heat on points, the winner will be selected according to the following criteria, applied in this order:

-The most hits (i.e. correctly-chosen deceased celebs).

-The youngest average age of hits.

-The most amusing team name.

OTHER RULES:

All of your chosen celebs must be:

-Human.

-At least 18 years old at time of selection.

-Not on any form of "Death Row" or scheduled for execution.

-Actual real-life people, not characters out of soap operas and the like.

-All entries must be celebrities. Your Great Aunt Jenny doesn't count

-Named individuals, not just "Pope Wotsisface" or "the oldest person in the world".

-Players must not murder their chosen celebs. That's cheating, and cheating is wrong. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be disqualified from the game.

SCORING:

The value of the basic death depends on the person's age:

18-29 years: 12 points

30-49 years: 10 points

50-59 years: 9 points

60-69 years: 8 points

70-79 years: 7 points

80-89 years: 6 points

90-99 years: 5 points

100-109 years: 4 points

110+ years: 3 points

On top of this, bonus points are awarded as follows:

Unique pick: +3 if you were the only competitor to pick that person.

Unlucky 13: +2 for a celeb who dies on the 13th of any month.

Unnatural causes: +3 for murder, suicide or accident (but not State executions).

Party pooper: +5 for a celeb who dies on their birthday or Xmas Day.

Joker: Take the total of all the above and double it.

(All times and dates will relate to local time at place of death)

Last years top 10 was:

1 TigerfromMars 15

2 Karma Tsunami 15

3 Surfer Rosa 14

4 DigitalxVoodoo 13

5 Alan Cynic 12

6 Scorge 12

7 Lucky Rathen 8

8 Gooch Taylor 7

9 Scottyboy 7

10 Murr 7

The Dead Pool Class Of 2010 contained, among others, Ronnie James Dio, some guy from Slipknot, Gary Coleman, Dennis Hopper, Rue McClanahan, Stuart Cable, Frank Sidebottom, Harvey Pekar, Hurricane Higgins, Lance Cade, Tony Curtis, Norman Wisdom, Solomon Burke, Claire Rayner, Tom Bosley, Ari Up, Gregory Isaacs, Gerard Kelly, Ingrid Pitt, Bernard Matthews, Leslie Neilsen, Irvin Kershner, Captain Beefheart, Teena Marie.

Deadline for entires: January 20th.

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Potential Kickers of thon Bucket

Margaret Thatcher

Morgan Freeman

Fidel Castro

Christopher Lee

Aretha Franklin

Stephen Hawking

Steve Jobs

Alasdair Gray

Jackie Stewart

Bruce Forsyth

John McCain

Muhammed Ali Megrahi

Iggy Pop

Joaquin Phoenix

Dame Vera Lynn

Kim Jong Il

Ronnie Biggs

Nelson Mandela

Jimmy Saville

Bobby Charlton

Joker: Bruce Forsyth

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Sutcliffes Selebrity Slaughter

James Blunt

Kirk Douglas

Patrick Moore

Prince Philip

Denis Norden

Eminem

Nick Nolte

David Hasselhoff

Fidel Castro

Nancy Reagan

Terry Pratchett

Sylvester Stallone

Pamela Anderson

Bez

Shane MacGowan

Clint Eastwood

Robin Williams

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Queen Elizabeth

James Archibald aka Jim Branning

Joker

Russel crowe

And im aware i spelt celebrity with an S.

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6ft Up 12ft Under

Maggie Thatcher

Kerry Katona

Prince

Basset Al-Meghrahi

Mel B

Ronnie o' Sullivan

Keith Richards

Justin Beiber

Alain Robert

Michael Schumacher

Oprah Winfrey

The Warrior

Ben Affleck

Ronnie Biggs

Tommy Sheridan

Jimmy Saville

Joaquin Phoenix

Paris Hilton

Rod Stewart

Hugh Hefner

Joker: Liza Minelli

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Luciuss (Un)Lucky Ladder of Death 2: Electric Boogaloo

Justin Bieber

Margaret Thatcher

Matt Hardy

Jake The Snake Roberts

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi

Prince Philip

Jordan (Katy Price)

Amy Winehouse

Ian McKellen

Clive Dunn

Hulk Hogan

Ian Brady

Olivia Newton-John

Penn

And Teller

The Chuckle Brothers: Barry Elliott and Paul Elliott

John Hurt

Robbie Williams

Shelton Benjamin

My joker is: Jake The Snake

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The Boney Fingers Of The Reaper United

Margaret Thatcher

Terry Pratchett

John Frusciante

Kim Jong-il

Bruce Forsyth

Mel Gibson

Helen Mirren

Russell Brand

Ronnie Biggs

Abdelbaset al-Megrahi

Sven Goran Eriksson

Kirk Douglas

Nelson Mandela

Vera Lynn

Tony Martin

Nicole Ritchie

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Kerry Katona

Pete Docherty

Fidel Castro

Joker: Marlon King

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Shaki's Shoogly Pegs

Ariel Sharon

Charlie Sheen

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Michael Douglas

Kirk Douglas

Osama Bin Laden

Lauren Bacall

Kirstie Allie

George H W Bush

The Pope

MacAuley Culkin

Jocky Wilson

Roy Walker

Christopher Hitchens

Terry Pratchett

Gazza

Lulu

Trevor McDonald

Johnny Vegas

Joker: Randy Quaid

A mixture of the old, the middle aged, the ill and the insane. I scored no points in 2010 so perhaps I've blessed all of the above with another year on Earth.

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Thought I would repost my list for ease of reference.

Dead on the Road

Michael Douglas

Aretha Franklin

Charlie Louvin

Margaret Thatcher

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Gerry Rafferty

Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi

Fidel Castro

Billy Graham

"Superstar" Billy Graham

Peter Tork

Alan Davidson

Wilford Brimley

Eli Wallach

Ronnie Biggs

Kirk Douglas

Kim Jong Il

Yitzhak Shamir

Henry Kissinger

Mickey Rooney

Penny Marshall

Joker: Aretha Franklin

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Thought I would repost my list for ease of reference.

Dead on the Road

Michael Douglas

Aretha Franklin

Charlie Louvin

Margaret Thatcher

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Gerry Rafferty

Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi

Fidel Castro

Billy Graham

"Superstar" Billy Graham

Peter Tork

Alan Davidson

Wilford Brimley

Eli Wallach

Ronnie Biggs

Kirk Douglas

Kim Jong Il

Yitzhak Shamir

Henry Kissinger

Mickey Rooney

Penny Marshall

Joker: Aretha Franklin

21? You need to kull your kull list.

Edit: you've just got a double Billy Graham, my bad.

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