Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just to get you up to speed, we don't use those heavy brown leather balls any more, and whiskey and fags at half time have been replaced by water and sports drinks The best bit about this is that you can remember these days, as you're no spring chicken yersel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 , and whiskey and fags at half time have been replaced by water and sports drinks Poofs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Okay, Joe, I was shite up front (apart from skimming Ryan beautifully about 10 minutes in). I'm a confidence player and I am currently under the shadow of my superb first performance in the aberdeen-music football games.And to these accusations that I just "bin" folk, well, whatever. You've all read them, so if I'm playing centre-back next time, you had better hope you don't get a one-on-one with me, otherwise I'll break your fucking back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 And to these accusations that I just "bin" folk, well, whatever. You've all read them, so if I'm playing centre-back next time, you had better hope you don't get a one-on-one with me, otherwise I'll break your fucking back.I'll go nipping past you (and half your team) then hit the fucking post as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I'll go nipping past you (and half your team) then hit the fucking post as usual.If hitting the post was the aim of football, you'd be a fucking hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I can't do any other night this week sadly. Maybe Friday, but I might be in Edinburgh then, I'm not sure yet. Goals would definitely be good though, if it's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I just remembered one of the funniest things I've heard for a while from footy last Friday:JohnW (to Nefarious C): Are you going out tonight?Nefarious C: No, am I fuck. I hate Aberdeen and I hate people. And you know what will be in Aberdeen tonight? People.Comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2010 Report Share Posted August 7, 2010 Played at Goals tonight with colleagues. As you all know, I am fucking hopeless at football, but managed to stick away 8 goals tonight. Which shows you how bad the rest of my colleagues are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 We getting the usual Monday Seaton action on the go then, or are you all puffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 I'm game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Now we've played at actual football venues, chasing the ball when it goes wide seems like something peasants would do. It also makes people not want to even shoot at goal.I'm in anyway, but I'll just moan the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 I'm working a 6-8 shift guys so I'm afraid I'll have to give this one a miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 I'm afraid I'm going to have to sit this one out guys. After footie on Friday evening I spent the whole of Friday night, Saturday and Sunday limping and unable to climb up and down stairs, my knees are just totally fucked. Took me a full minute to lower myself onto the toilet to take a shit on Friday night! And another minute to stand back up! I shouldn't be this injured at 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted August 8, 2010 Report Share Posted August 8, 2010 Yeah, me and my friend Neil are still up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 I'm up for it if there's enough players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Can't make it tonight now. And probably would have poofed out if it was at Seaton anyways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 So, tonight:NevWoodsSoda JerkCalumVegaDave MDave M's mysterious schizophrenic creation, Neil.EddI make that 8.I think we need 10 to make it worthwhile, so I'll give it til the end of lunch and dinghy it if we don't have ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Binned... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Binned...What happened to all the talk of overhead kicks, 40-yard screamers, pinpoint crosses, slide rule passes, mazy runs and bonecrunching tackles?Eh? Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 What happened to all the talk of overhead kicks, 40-yard screamers, pinpoint crosses, slide rule passes, mazy runs and bonecrunching tackles?Eh? Eh?It was all going well until some old cunt decided he wanted some of the action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 40 yard screamers are difficult to achieve when you're playing 4 v 4 on a pitch that's 30 yards long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 40 yard screamers are difficult to achieve when you're playing 4 v 4 on a pitch that's 30 yards long.It was a figure of speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 It was all going well until some old cunt decided he wanted some of the action...Touche' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 im up for it, have you checked this slot is available john? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 Game on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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