Lemonade Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I coasted past you as if you weren't there for my George Weah goal early on.How did that feel?I won't lie to you Calum. It did not feel good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I won't lie to you Calum. It did not feel good.I thought it felt pretty good to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I really wish that was a shot, because it was proper postage stamp. I was trying to find Scootray's coupon, but he got just under it - it might have even back-combed his hair a little... I was going for the flick on into the goal but ended up just being a distraction to the defence/goalie. I felt the wind of the ball though, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I was going for the flick on into the goal but ended up just being a distraction to the defence/goalie. I felt the wind of the ball though, does that count?Does it fuck. You've admitted to no contact. This means I scored 5 goals on my first Aberdeen-Music football outing. You can have an assist for distracting the keeper, but that's yer lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I propose in the next match Gladstone has to play wearing big heavy steel toecapped engineers boots that are two sizes too big. Since he's quite good.To, too and two all used in one sentence there. Go me.EDIT - Or maybe we could tie some weights to his ankles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 EDIT - Or maybe we could tie some weights to his ankles?You'll only manage this with the aid of a step ladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I propose in the next match Gladstone has to play wearing big heavy steel toecapped engineers boots that are two sizes too big. Since he's quite good.To, too and two all used in one sentence there. Go me.EDIT - Or maybe we could tie some weights to his ankles?Just bin the ginger fuckhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I find the idea of a half decent footballer wearing lethal weapons on his feet a little bit unfair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just bin the ginger fuckhole.you must spread...and that dimitri fella scored at least 6, your not top scorer yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Just bin the ginger fuckhole.That's more like it.That's how I was taught to play football. If anyone in the opposing team is causing any sort of threat, wipe him out. Threat nullified.We have Nefarious C for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 you must spread...and that dimitri fella scored at least 6, your not top scorer yet!You would have probably scored about 6 if Craig wasn't knee-highing you everytime you got the ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Dropped G a text about this. The moany bastard may be put off by the two-hour game-time, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Shame that there's such an ageist policy Still, it's admirable that the organisers don't appear to have sizeist or heightist policies, as it seems that wee fat guys are getting a game You have passed the shit banter test. In for Monday then? No kicking folk, mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 That's more like it.That's how I was taught to play football. If anyone in the opposing team is causing any sort of threat, wipe him out. Threat nullified.You and I are from a similar football schooling:"Get stuck into him, min!""Safety first, min. Just get rid!""Stick i'heid on it, Phil!""That's the game, Phil - let him know you're aboot"I was a ball-playing central midfielder, and I never once got encouraged to pass the ball. Just to tackle, head, punt, and bin folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 You and I are from a similar football schooling:"Get stuck into him, min!""Safety first, min. Just get rid!""Stick i'heid on it, Phil!""That's the game, Phil - let him know you're aboot"I was a ball-playing central midfielder, and I never once got encouraged to pass the ball. Just to tackle, head, punt, and bin folk.It's the same school where the Celtic captain learned his trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Fuck it, count me in. We'll see if the thigh copes.If not, I'll take a break from the next couple. Let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Sports Village is a no-go for Monday, chaps . Pitches are fully booked from 5pm. Gutted. Seaton instead? Would anyone be able to play at ASV on another night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Sports Village is a no-go for Monday, chaps . Pitches are fully booked from 5pm. Gutted. Seaton instead? Would anyone be able to play at ASV on another night?I'd be up for any night, probably with a bit of fore-warning. Not keen on Seaton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Sports Village is a no-go for Monday, chaps . Pitches are fully booked from 5pm. Gutted. Seaton instead? Would anyone be able to play at ASV on another night?Thursday's the only other night I could manage.EDIT: In all honesty, I canna be arsed with Seaton either. I like having walls and a proper goal so I can curl crosses into the top corner.Do we have an aversity for playing at Goals? It's no ASV, but it's better than a rectangle of grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I can't do Tuesday or Thursday. Seaton would be a decent alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 i can do most days but last time i played seaton i was done after 5 minutes, all that running after balls, and if it rains it can either be awesome (sliding tackle in the mud, cant beat it) or stupidly wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 You have passed the shit banter test. In for Monday then? No kicking folk, mind...Yeah, available, if selected.I think after all the I-can-definitely-smell-shite talk about overhead kicks and curlers into the top corner, you youngsters could do with some schooling in the blood'n'snotters aspects of the beautiful game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Yeah, available, if selected.I think after all the I-can-definitely-smell-shite talk about overhead kicks and curlers into the top corner, you youngsters could do with some schooling in the blood'n'snotters aspects of the beautiful game.Hey man. Fuck off - I definitely curled a cross accidently into the top corner. It was a thing of beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 I could do Tuesday, Wednesday or Friday next week.There was definitely an overhead kick too. Except the ball was missed, that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Yeah, available, if selected.I think after all the I-can-definitely-smell-shite talk about overhead kicks and curlers into the top corner, you youngsters could do with some schooling in the blood'n'snotters aspects of the beautiful game.Just to get you up to speed, we don't use those heavy brown leather balls any more, and whiskey and fags at half time have been replaced by water and sports drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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