Paranoid Android Posted January 30, 2011 Report Share Posted January 30, 2011 Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada.Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada.Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?Thank you, remembering that answering machine message has just made my day but i must spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Don't worry, I post for smiles not rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that's what you think, I have something to tell you. Something which may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows, I'm not wearing a tie at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 I've been trying to find a clip of the moment from the episode 'Natural Born Kissers' where Homer and ?Marge are hiding behind some curtains. There's a scene where a woman is putting a jigsaw together and as she puts the second to last piece in announces "Oh! It's a donkey!". The first time I saw this I just about ended myself laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Homer: "...and here's a picture of me in Outer Space."Frank Grimes: "You... went into outer space?"Homer: "Suuuure. You've never been?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 (Homer bowls a perfect game)*points to the ceiling*"And I owe it all to the big man..."*bring arms downwards and points to his right*"...Carl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 The Full McBain Movie Hidden Across Multiple Simpsons Episodes | Splitsider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Bart is dead!!! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 YouTube - thats a paddlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 YouTube - Homer Punches Lenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 WHY CAN'T I RE-REP?Bravo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Superb!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Marge: Stay away from my family you horrible man!Sideshow Bob: Oh I'll stay away... Forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Did anyone see the latst episode, Angry Dad the movie? It was totally insane. I've been a strong defender of new simpsons but that one was no longer simpsons. It was funny enough but far too PoMo and referential. It's sad to say but I think i'm ready to admit it has jumped the shark. Give me good old fashioned donut jokes and aye carumbas back please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 welcome to 15 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Chief Wiggum: That car thief can't hold his breath forever.Lou: And if he can, Chief?Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all!and also when the Isotopes win and Lenny and Carl are in Homer's car exchanging punches and saying "Iso-TOPES!" "Iso-TOPES" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Homer: You're the richest man I know Mr Burns. Way richer than Lenny.Burns: A'h yes, but I'd give it all up for a little more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Chief Wiggum: That car thief can't hold his breath forever.Lou: And if he can, Chief?Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all!This is more in the delivery than the words. Cant find it on youtube though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. Homer: Uh-huh. Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.Homer: Mm-Hmm. Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third. Homer: Oh, the hammock district! Hank Scorpio: That's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 Super "nintendo" chalmers: "I've got a question.... You're crazy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Gil the Salesman is one of my fave recurring characters....Gil nearly sells a Canyonero to Homer. When he is just closing up the deal to sell it, a co-worker Stan comes to "take it from there".Gil: "Well, if you, well ... really? Wow, Hot, hot dog! A sale!" Stan: "I'll take it from here, Gil." Gil: "No, wait, no. Aw, you can't take my sale. My wife's going to leave me if I don't start bringing in the green. Come on, let me have this one, Stan, I'm begging you. Look at me, I'm begging you, Stan." Stan: "Mmmm-hm" (he walks into his office with Homer) "Let's go write this up, shall we?" Gil calling his wife on a rotary cell phone: "Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I ... no, but I came so close. This guy was as ... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? ... Aw, you said it was over ... No, don't put him on -- Hello, Fred, h-hi." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 After Bart gets thrown out of Mr Burns' CasinoCasino Worker: What you gonna do? Start your own casino? In your tree house? Gonna have all your little friends over?He then sees everyone flocking to 'Bart's Casino'Casino Worker: Well he sure showed me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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