captain burrito Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 slutbags and dave are correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 The UK stuff is just teeth-rotting sweet crap Which is pretty much like the vast majority of carbonated soft drinks in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Which is pretty much like the vast majority of carbonated soft drinks in the UK.At least ours are made with sucrose for the most part. In America, most of the soft drinks are made with modified high-fructose syrup made from corn. So, if you want The Real Thing, you have to go to a Taqueria and ask for a Mexican Coke.?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 slutbags and dave are correct.So "nah nah nah nah nah" to Aekido :] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Which is pretty much like the vast majority of carbonated soft drinks in the UK.Exactly. That's what a teeth rotting scummer like me expects from refreshment coming out of a tin.Just buy a bottle of supermarkets own brand cloudy Lemonade for a fraction of the price of Fanta's poor substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Which is pretty much like the vast majority of carbonated soft drinks in the UK.Make that Europe wide, to be honest.The one nice thing about Poland is being able to get real fruit drinks for cheaper than 'brand' soft drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Is Elton Johns "Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" the best song ever recorded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Is Elton Johns "Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding" the best song ever recorded?Yes. Yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Why do so many violently homophobic rappers idolise Liberace, one of the gayest men ever to walk the planet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Why do so many violently homophobic rappers idolise Liberace, one of the gayest men ever to walk the planet?Because all violent homophobes are really homosexuals themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I would say "To gi' it laldy" is to do something with great enthusiasm.How come when you take a dump it usually floats, but sometimes sinks right to the bottom of the pan like a depth charge? Not enough fibre in the diet on summat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I would say "To gi' it laldy" is to do something with great enthusiasm.How come when you take a dump it usually floats, but sometimes sinks right to the bottom of the pan like a depth charge? Not enough fibre in the diet on summat?Mine always sink. The only time it ever floats is I've got an upset stomach and it's coming out in little bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 sinking poo's are meant to be unhealthier than floaters...or so I have heard!get a poop chart! lol or investigate ratemypoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 sinking poo's are meant to be unhealthier than floaters...or so I have heard!get a poop chart! lol or investigate ratemypoo.comNo, sinkers are perfectly fine. Floaters are too. It's the make up or consistancy that can indicate problems. Diarrhea doesn't sink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 A couple of chefs told me sinkers are worse than floaters but doesn't necessarily mean that you have an unhealthy diet if it sinks. It's all about the density so if you have been eating a lot of lettuce, will probably float, Hamburgers and chicken, sink. That's the example he used, so don't know, he didn't seem the brightest of people but kind of makes sense.It does, of course, depend on what you eat but sinkers are still healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 My wonder;Why are we discussing poo?Poo is important.What about colour? A rich brown seems healthy to me. Too dark or two light signifies imbalance in the diet or one having been on a bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Poo is important.What about colour? A rich brown seems healthy to me. Too dark or two light signifies imbalance in the diet or one having been on a bender.Be careful is you're shit is black as there is either too much iron in your diet, have eaten a large quantity of black pudding in the last few days, you're bleeding internally or you've got an unhealthy amount of bismuth in your system (unless you're taking peptobismol of course, then expect it to be black).Rich brown is fine, as is a greeny tinge. Worry if it is yellowy or black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Be careful is you're shit is black as there is either too much iron in your diet, have eaten a large quantity of black pudding in the last few days, you're bleeding internally or you've got an unhealthy amount of bismuth in your system (unless you're taking peptobismol of course, then expect it to be black).Or Guiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Or Guiness.Totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Or Guiness.Ah, you beat me to it!I can only have one or two pints, or I suffer the condition I call 'Temple Bowel' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 After a heavy night on the sauce I can expect to have up to three dumps the next day. Usually as soon as I wake up my bowels are churning. It's not healthy dumps either, it's spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I'm so glad I read this forum at lunchtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Potty training Bigsby Jr at the moment, good to know that his green turds are healthy enough, cheer guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Potty training Bigsby Jr at the moment, good to know that his green turds are healthy enough, cheer guys.Aye, green shit is very common in infants apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 After a heavy night on the sauce I can expect to have up to three dumps the next day. Usually as soon as I wake up my bowels are churning. It's not healthy dumps either, it's spray.Ouch, remembering all that. Come the end of the day your arse is crying out for a drink of water.Shithouse paper right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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