Jaaakkkeee Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Hear sportsmen use "literally" all the time when talking about something figurative. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wednesday13 Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Bitches that say shit behind your back but dont have the balls to say it to your face when called up on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Maybe they never said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 13, 2011 Report Share Posted November 13, 2011 Of course they said it. People = Shit. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Don't get it.In an episode of How I Met Your Mother, they all realise little pet hates about each other and everyone hates Ted (pictured) because he always points out when people use literally wrong, or more often, when Robyn uses it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 And you literally expected everyone to know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 And you literally expected everyone to know that?I thought a few might get it. Also ICWUDT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I literally don't know what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flights Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I thought a few might get it. Also ICWUDT.If that means what I think it does, there will literally make a post on this thread about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I - IC - SeeW - WhatU - YouD - DidT - There.I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Pet Hate. An acronym that doesn't use the first letters of the words it is shortening. See above for a prime example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Don't be such a See You Next Tuesday. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 People who turn up at the train station clutching their little thermos cup of coffee. Not sure why this bugs me but it does.Agreed.Ditto cunts who turn up for morning meetings clutching some overpriced franchise-y shite coffee. "Ooooh look at me, I'm so Wall Street. I'm fucking Big Business. A mover and shaker. Breakfast at home? I just don't have the time"Fuck off home and eat your Cocoa-Pops like the rest of us, you cunt.Also, cunts who claim to be "unable to function" without their morning coffee. Yes you fucking can, you weak, pathetic cunt!!!Grow some balls!See me? my burd wakes me up with a sledgehammer, I go out and run 5 miles every morning with a 4x12 on my back -uphill all the way - then have a shower in sulphuric acid, before eating a whole wildebeest, washed down with two kettles of boiling water.I'm that bastard hard!Morning coffee - it's for POOFS! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Excellent rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 ICWUDT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Agreed.Ditto cunts who turn up for morning meetings clutching some overpriced franchise-y shite coffee. "Ooooh look at me, I'm so Wall Street. I'm fucking Big Business. A mover and shaker. Breakfast at home? I just don't have the time"Fuck off home and eat your Cocoa-Pops like the rest of us, you cunt.Also, cunts who claim to be "unable to function" without their morning coffee. Yes you fucking can, you weak, pathetic cunt!!!Grow some balls!See me? my burd wakes me up with a sledgehammer, I go out and run 5 miles every morning with a 4x12 on my back -uphill all the way - then have a shower in sulphuric acid, before eating a whole wildebeest, washed down with two kettles of boiling water.I'm that bastard hard!Morning coffee - it's for POOFS!Agreed. I do like a coffee in the morning, but it doesn't serve some life altering purpose. It just means I waste the first half hour of work fannying about drinking coffee. I have enough time to eat breakfast at home but why would I do that and have no excuse to do no work first thing at work? I function fine without coffee for a good 2 whole hours before I have one at work, so everyone else should be able to too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 To be fair, I have time for breakfast at home in the morning, but coffee takes a lot longer so I always have my morning coffee first thing at my desk. I don't really like instant coffee, so I make a pot of the good stuff... but i don't get take-away. Am I a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 To be fair, I have time for breakfast at home in the morning, but coffee takes a lot longer so I always have my morning coffee first thing at my desk. I don't really like instant coffee, so I make a pot of the good stuff... but i don't get take-away. Am I a cunt?Sounds like you do exactly what any sane person should do (like me - this is exactly what I do, but using one of those amazing cafetiere mug things). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Sounds like you do exactly what any sane person should do (like me - this is exactly what I do, but using one of those amazing cafetiere mug things).Teah, that's the stuff. I'm the boss at that shit. My cremé is off the chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Cafetiere mug things? I am interested by this concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 A flask with a handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Oh, I just meant a cafétiere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 They are incredible. Has changed my work-coffee experience very much for the better. Fuck instant coffee! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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