Guest Gladstone Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 She's a beard, no question.A well paid beard, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I bet Ashley's money had a bit to do with it too. He's got a stable income, as he'll probably always be doing something with football. If he's not playing or coaching, he'll be sat next to Jamie Redknapp in a studio, with a frightenly tight suit, allowing the viewer at home to see every crotch bulge imagineable, as they both analyse instant replays and draw all over the telly with electronic crayons, like spoiled children. Fuck Redknapp, and his whole family.I can't wait for Jamie Redknapp to start looking like his Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That's just reminded me of that new Thomas Cook advert with the Redknapps. Are they trying to be a really shitty version of the Beckhams?Or maybe they'll be like Neil Morissey and that bird from Men Behaving Badly in those B&Q adverts. Was it B&Q? I can't even remember. I hate recurring characters in adverts. Like that My Family twat, talking about his HomeHub and his internet connection, like some virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 As far as adverts go, nothing will ever be as annoying as this YouTube - The Annoying Frosties AdvertI'll see your Frosties kid and raise you some fecking Fifers:YouTube - "We're For Fife" TV Cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The addition of 'already' at the end of a sentence, normally some kind of insult. Like 'go die already'. It just sounds grammatically wrong and something some rad American sitcom teen would say. Like Six from Blossom or Darleen from Roseanne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Highlander Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I'll see your Frosties kid and raise you some fecking Fifers:YouTube - "We're For Fife" TV CutI fold ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The addition of 'already' at the end of a sentence, normally some kind of insult. Like 'go die already'. It just sounds grammatically wrong and something some rad American sitcom teen would say. Like Six from Blossom or Darleen from Roseanne.Blatant anti-semitism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The addition of 'already' at the end of a sentence, normally some kind of insult. Like 'go die already'. It just sounds grammatically wrong and something some rad American sitcom teen would say. Like Six from Blossom or Darleen from Roseanne.I like it. It's as if their death has been prolonged and massivley overdue, and it is an occasion that is being heavily anticipated, because they've been such a gay-ass jerk for so long now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I like it. It's as if their death has been prolonged and massivley overdue, and it is an occasion that is being heavily anticipated, because they've been such a gay-ass jerk for so long now.Definitely, for such a bland word, it can be very cutting if used correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Blatant anti-semitism.Good call. I wasn't even aware of my hatred. Just the whiny teens from the 90s though.The vaudeville Jackie Mason types are A-ok in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 People who put "LOOK!" or even worse "L@@K!" in the title of their eBay listings, like it's a fucking primary school jumble sale. That is not going to me make look at your item. In fact it may persuade me not to look at your item. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Job website search engines!!Since when has London been within 15 miles of Aberdeen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Skyline Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Cheryl Cole is one of my pet hates at the minute. Looking at her even annoys me. She's so fucking chav-tastic and annoying is not the word for when she talks. It's not necessarily her accent, but her fake sincerity in everything she says. Did anyone hear the phone interview she did on Radio 1 when Chris Moyles was in Uganda (I think it was Uganda...?) - that was the realy Cheryl Cole - half asleep, uninterested, un-talkative, grumpy cow. I bet she's ugly first thing in the morning too. That's the only thing that would explain her marrying Ashley fucking Cole.Cheryl Kerl (CherylKerl) on Twitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Highlander Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Cheryl Kerl (CherylKerl) on TwitterBrilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 As far as adverts go, nothing will ever be as annoying as this YouTube - The Annoying Frosties Advertso does anyone know conclusivly that this kid actually killed himself?there are loads of conspiracies online that he did, including a quite wonderful rumour that he ' put a pencil up each nostril and slammed his face into a table, sending them into his brain'which is quite obviously a load of arse but i find wonderfully gruesome.i can only find one actual newspaper article and it is stating he is alive and well.......bugger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 so does anyone know conclusivly that this kid actually killed himself?there are loads of conspiracies online that he did, including a quite wonderful rumour that he ' put a pencil up each nostril and slammed his face into a table, sending them into his brain'which is quite obviously a load of arse but i find wonderfully gruesome.i can only find one actual newspaper article and it is stating he is alive and well.......bugger.....That was 'Snopes'ed years ago...snopes.com: Frosties Kid SuicideAnd the pencils story is way older than that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I got just got this e-mail:Dear All***** are to be installing signage for the building above the front door. They are arranging to remove the panel above the front door in order to fit the new sign together with lighting which will be done offsite. They will attend the office at 5pm tonight to carry out the work. Please take extra care when exiting the front door tonight as a scaffolding will be in place, a path will be created to assist in departing the building safely. The sign will then be brought back on site either Friday after 5pm or Saturday morning. Regards*******************Office ManagerThis shit irritates the fuck out of me. People should clearly be able to see big fuck off scaffolding outside the front door of the office, and be able to safely walk round it without being wrapped in fucking cotton wool all the time.It's not really a problem I have with this specific e-mail but more the society we've landed ourselves in where everyone is a fucking fairy, and can't look after themselves anymore. Fuck, if I walk outside and smack my face off some scaffolding, the only person I'd be annoyed at would be myself for being a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I got just got this e-mail:This shit irritates the fuck out of me. People should clearly be able to see big fuck off scaffolding outside the front door of the office, and be able to safely walk round it without being wrapped in fucking cotton wool all the time.It's not really a problem I have with this specific e-mail but more the society we've landed ourselves in where everyone is a fucking fairy, and can't look after themselves anymore. Fuck, if I walk outside and smack my face off some scaffolding, the only person I'd be annoyed at would be myself for being a fucking idiot.However, if that email wasn't sent out and someone just happened to trip over a piece of plastic/ a wet floor/use the wrong ladder whilst going out the door and smacking head first into the scaffolding then all hell would break loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I bet your office manager felt like a woofter writing that email out. I imagine he's in a position where he has to inform his colleagues of minor obstacles like this. At my place, we get an email when one of the 4 lifts breaks down and/or gets repaired. That happens alot. We're still just down to 2, and 1 you're not supposed to use, because it's for deliveries. So, 1 lift, between 13 floors of people... Lunchtimes and 5pm are the fucking worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I bet your office manager felt like a woofter writing that email out. I imagine he's in a position where he has to inform his colleagues of minor obstacles like this. At my place, we get an email when one of the 4 lifts breaks down and/or gets repaired. That happens alot. We're still just down to 2, and 1 you're not supposed to use, because it's for deliveries. So, 1 lift, between 13 floors of people... Lunchtimes and 5pm are the fucking worst.Office manager is female - so probably was fine with it...Tubthumper - I know - that's kind of what I'm trying to get at. It's fucking ridiculous. People should just look where they're going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's beyond belief how generations before us managed to cope with just their common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Office manager is female - so probably was fine with it...I didn't realise I'd riddled those sentences with "He". I'm such a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I didn't realise I'd riddled those sentences with "He". I'm such a pig.You also used the phrase "woofter". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 You also used the phrase "woofter".It was acceptable in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I love the word "woofter". I'm not retracting that, regardless of if his boss is a skirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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