em-s-t-a-r Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 This has probably already been said but...People who ding the button on the bus, only for several other people to ding it as well.It's not as if the driver will stop for one person and not the other?! On the bus to work this morning, the bell rang NINE fucking times for the same bus stop.I admit I'm guilty for this because I always have my ipod in and therefore didn't hear if the bell has been pressed or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 I admit I'm guilty for this because I always have my ipod in and therefore didn't hear if the bell has been pressed or not...THEN look at the fucking big "BUS STOPPING" sign at the front of the bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 If it rings about 9 or 10 times, the chances are it's kids being naughty rather than that many people ringing to get off individually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 no no...literally 9 stupid people. i watched them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 OH, Another Pet Hate! Anyone had that guy come up to them and ask where they think he could get a hot meal because Cyrenians is closed or something? Then he won't let you leave and gives you "the chat" about how he is so down and out? Done it to me a few times now, word for word .I'm pretty sure i've met this guy, but he was asking where a homeless shelter was as Cyrenians was closed. I said I didn't know, but he should try the Citizens Advice Office. He then gave 'the chat', which I had no time for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xander Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 When people tell me the same story more than twice.Twice I can handle, fair enough you forgot you told me.Three times... "SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING TOLD ME ALREADY, JESUS CHRIST"Also when I hit a comma instead of a full stop, and vice-versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 THEN look at the fucking big "BUS STOPPING" sign at the front of the bus!"You must spread some reputation around..." etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 THEN look at the fucking big "BUS STOPPING" sign at the front of the bus!Not all of the fucking buses have them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 i've seen her on the 201 a few times and she gets on at aboyne....I'm not claiming her to be one of our resident weirdos. We have paedophiles and sex pests, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hang on, you live right beside a big supermarket you lazy fucker. Though admittedly it is Morrisons...It's not that big, and it is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 It's not that big, and it is shit.You're less than 15 minutes walk from ASDA you lazy shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Hang on, you live right beside a big supermarket you lazy fucker. Though admittedly it is Morrisons...It's not that big, and it is shit.It isn't shit......?(If they stocked Morrisons with all the same goods they do in Yorkshire...it would be probably the best supermarket you could find imho.....Their fresh foods, Deli, and fruit etc... is the best.....When I lived down there, it was the only place we shopped at....and cheaper than most.....great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 M+S is where it's at. Or it was, before it started charging for bags. 10p?! ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Tesco home delivery. Several items either delivered on their use by date or the day before. Asda is amazing compared to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 It isn't shit......?(If they stocked Morrisons with all the same goods they do in Yorkshire...it would be probably the best supermarket you could find imho.....Their fresh foods, Deli, and fruit etc... is the best.....When I lived down there, it was the only place we shopped at....and cheaper than most.....great...How in the name of sweet fud lips did you manage to quote me with something i didn't say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 People who ding the button on the bus, only for several other people to ding it as well.Arseholes. That and the cunts who sit at the back playing shite music out of their shite speakers on their shite phones!!Both of these things made me want to go postal on buses today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 How in the name of sweet fud lips did you manage to quote me with something i didn't say?He He...I'm sorry mate...... I have NO f*cking idea ???(I thought I multi quoted ?....what the hell did I do?) o_OHear Ye, Hear Ye, it was originally "Chris" that I meant to quote ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I'm pretty sure i've met this guy, but he was asking where a homeless shelter was as Cyrenians was closed. I said I didn't know, but he should try the Citizens Advice Office. He then gave 'the chat', which I had no time for.Yeah, thats definately the same guy, what a Fucking ass hat. Ah, they all annoy me so much! Unless you are darren on belmont street, then you are just a legend. He took his jeans off in one up one afternoon on a saturday to show us either his collapsed veins or his varacous (sp?) Veins. What a guy. Classy to say the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 The newly re-opened Smashing Pumpkins message board has censored the word "b0lly." I am not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Do you have to use his proper name, wanker, now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 another one is the box junction at the crossroads of union terrace and union street. i am always stuck behind some asshole who doesn't enter the box junction to turn right, despite the fact that it is totally legal and correct to do so. Then the right turning filter light comes on, and the traffic turning right has about 3 actual seconds to do so before the lights turn red again. Unfortunately, 1.5 of those seconds is occupied by the fuckwit in front dragging their gearstick into 1st and hesitantly edging forward into the junction.You aren't supposed to enter a box junction unless you have a clear exit. That's what it's there for. Hence the reason when folk line up through a box junction when the road ahead is full of cars and the lights change no cunt can go anywhere and chaos ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 The newly re-opened Smashing Pumpkins message board has censored the word "b0lly." I am not impressed.Wow, if Neil were to enforce the same measures your Pumpkins thread would be all fucked up.....Go Neil, just for shits and giggles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Unless you are darren on belmont street, then you are just a legend. He took his jeans off in one up one afternoon on a saturday to show us either his collapsed veins or his varacous (sp?) Veins. What a guy. Classy to say the least.Darren is a fucking great bloke. I'm seeing him the morrow. I'm sure he will be pleased to hear he's so popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 You aren't supposed to enter a box junction unless you have a clear exit. That's what it's there for. Hence the reason when folk line up through a box junction when the road ahead is full of cars and the lights change no cunt can go anywhere and chaos ensues.You're allowed to wait in a box junction if you're turning right. Which, funnily enough, is what happens at the Union Terrace/Union St junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 You're allowed to wait in a box junction if you're turning right. Which, funnily enough, is what happens at the Union Terrace/Union St junction.Only if your exit route is clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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