Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Where do you work now, and what hours will you be there? Do you have a locker? Which is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Reggae Reggae Sauce being added to every foodstuff known to man. It's a tasty enough sauce, but fuck me, there's something on every fucking aisle with it in. Do we really need Reggae Reggae nuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Do we really need Reggae Reggae nuts?Ask Lee "Scratch" Perry, not us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Himmin! Who's dissing curry pies? One of my favourite things about going to St. James' Park is nabbing a Balti pie at half-time. Goddamn philistines.Pet hate of the day: old people licking their lips. It's just the freakiest thing in the world. Nothing gives me the shivers like a crusty old Betty walking up to the counter at work, expressing her demand for a 50p Megabus ticket, then licking her wrinkly old lips. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. You can stand there and call me a cunt, you can point a gun at me and nick all the money, but don't like your bloody lips. Jesus Christ. It freaks me out more than anything. Surely I can't be the only one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Pet hate of the day: old people licking their lips. It's just the freakiest thing in the world. Nothing gives me the shivers like a crusty old Betty walking up to the counter at work, expressing her demand for a 50p Megabus ticket, then licking her wrinkly old lips. IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. You can stand there and call me a cunt, you can point a gun at me and nick all the money, but don't like your bloody lips. Jesus Christ. It freaks me out more than anything. Surely I can't be the only one?Aww come on, you heartless cretin; Betty is merely showing an expression of her powerful physical desire for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Aww come on, you heartless cretin; Betty is merely showing an expression of her powerful physical desire for you.Depends what lips, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Depends what lips, eh?You mean front or rear, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 You mean front or rear, right?Buddy, i don't know what you think an asshole is like but you're misinformed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Buddy, i don't know what you think an asshole is like but you're misinformed...Perhaps I've watched slightly more salacious motion pictures than you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Perhaps I've watched slightly more salacious motion pictures than you have.I really doubt that. Maybe you've watched more intergalactic salacious motion pictures than me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 I really doubt that. Maybe you've watched more intergalactic salacious motion pictures than me?Replace "intergalactic" with "depraved".Not that this is a contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Replace "intergalactic" with "depraved".Not that this is a contest.Oh wait, have you seen The Human Centipede too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Replace "intergalactic" with "depraved".Not that this is a contest.If this was a contest guys, I'd fucking win, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 3, 2010 Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 If this was a contest guys, I'd fucking win,Pics or GTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Himmin! Who's dissing curry pies? One of my favourite things about going to St. James' Park is nabbing a Balti pie at half-time. Goddamn philistines.Well I think I kicked off the curry-in-pastry debate but mine was founded on being served up a Cornish Pastie filled with chicken curry at 9am. Cornish Pasties should be filled with a mixture of potato, some sort of meat and various other gubbins in a standard gravy. Not chicken curry.I dont really have any huge thoughts on the value of curry pies in general. Although you have kind of given a perfect example of my point about Geordies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 If this was a contest of being fucked by four guys, I'd fucking win,Totally, we're not disputing that fact! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 You mean front or rear, right?Either you are making some sort of on all fours type implication or you have been watching too many David Cronenberg films.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Totally, we're not disputing that fact!Your commitment to diverting the attention of posts towards same-sex banging is often quite alarming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Your commitment to diverting the attention of posts towards same-sex banging is often quite arousing.Fixed that for, um, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 People who wander round supermarkets EATING ITEMS THEY HAVE JUST TAKEN OFF THE SHELF in the theory that the checkout assistant can scan the empty packet and charge them for it (I bet they rarely own up).Why-oh-WHY do people think that this is acceptable behaviour?I once saw an old lady eat a handful of grapes straight off the fruit display. Not just one cheeky grape; A HANDFUL OF GRAPES. Baffling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 People who wander round supermarkets EATING ITEMS THEY HAVE JUST TAKEN OFF THE SHELF in the theory that the checkout assistant can scan the empty packet and charge them for it (I bet they rarely own up).Why-oh-WHY do people think that this is acceptable behaviour?I once saw an old lady eat a handful of grapes straight off the fruit display. Not just one cheeky grape; A HANDFUL OF GRAPES. Baffling.Ah yes, the fucking grazers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I've seen people handing over empty crisp packets or half eaten chocolate bars at the check-out before. How impatient are these people that they can't wait until they leave the shop to open their bag of walkers crisps. Plus it can't be worth all the dodgy looks they get from the better people like me standing behind them in the queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Surely it's stealing until they pay for it. I don't like it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Bigsby Jr doesn't ask for sweets in the supermarket, he asks for a baguette which he scoops all the soft bread out of as we go round the store. Yes, I hand over a hollow baguette at the checkout and pay for it. But because he's a little kid I get "aw, cute" etc instead of "stop thief!".Saw a family of minks chomping down on hot chicken from the deli counter while walking round the shop once though, gadz min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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