Lemonade Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 They should bring back the mint Wispas, they were pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 I hate mint chocolate, orange chocolate, any fruit in chocolate that isn't raisins.Acceptable fillings include caramel, wafer, biscuit, nuts, raisins, more chocolate, nougat, fudge and whatever the hell it is in the middle of Dime bars.In America when I was very young, I had a chocolate bar called Jelly and Custard. It looked like a Mars Bar, but instead of caramel, it had custard, but not regular custard. The kind you get in a custard doughnut. Less runny. And instead of nougat, it had jam. I ate the whole thing, because my Mum was convinced I wouldn't like it. She was right. It was grotesque, but I hate being wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 The caramel is a bit darker than usual. You can really taste the brown sugar, rather than the glucose and e-numbers. That seems to be quite a Marmite factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I had not one, but TWO of those, just last week. Tescos Danestone is your (slightly retarded) friendI was there last night and there were NO DRIFTERS TO BE FOUND!!!! You fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 The caramel tastes like burnt arseholes. 1. Fry's Turkish Delight2. Fry's Orange/Chocolate Cream (fuck off Mint)3. Rose and Violet Creams (Do they really count? they're difficult to get a hold of)4. Double Decker5. Kit Kat chunky6. Hershey's kisses bar. Specifically the bar. The kisses on their own are rubbish and in the bar they have cookie in them. Yes, it's mainly for the cookie. Real swiss chocolate is the best. When I went to Zurich I brought back loads. It's the shizzle.PS: Wispa Golds are awesome.I stocked up when I was working in Geneva as well. It's little wonder I put on almost a stone in the three months I was there. The only thing I've ever had come close in the UK was this bar of Swiss milk chocolate that Markies used to sell, but they don't sell it any more. It was good.I loved them. I've never found a close replacement except Jelly Belly's... and they're just too goddamn expensive to buy with regularity (plus some of the flavours are rubbish).Yeah you're enjoying some nice fruity jelly beans then suddenly you bite into one and you're like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? CINNAMON! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!"Well maybe it's only me that does that. The light pink ones are fucking manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I'm not that sweet of tooth, but I really miss Secret bars from the late '80s early '90s. Also, I used to be partial to Walnut Whips, but they are a bit shit since they changed the recipe in the mid '90s.Why do they insist of fucking about with something that works?Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are about all I'll eat now. Oh, Creme Egg Twisted thingys are ace too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Cinnamon is wank. I don't even know what it is or where it comes from. All I know is that I want it out of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I was there last night and there were NO DRIFTERS TO BE FOUND!!!! You fuck.There needs to be more chewy chocolate bars.I like Curly Wurlys, but their lack of girth and consistency annoys me. You're drawn in by it's size, but you are being conned by the holes.Why would they try and fleece the chocolate eating public like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I was there last night and there were NO DRIFTERS TO BE FOUND!!!! You fuck.I'm sure we sell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I just had a Fudge, and it was lovely.A finger of Fudge is, after all, enough to give your kids a treat.Mmmm fudge's are the biz!The caramel tastes like burnt arseholes. 1. Fry's Turkish Delight2. Fry's Orange/Chocolate Cream (fuck off Mint)3. Rose and Violet Creams (Do they really count? they're difficult to get a hold of)PS: Wispa Golds are awesome.Can't stand 1,2 & 3, but your PS is good shout!What were those cup things you get in your pick-a-mix in foil, they were quite yum!Nuttella by the spoon - no way would add to other food! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Fruit Polos were the fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I was there last night and there were NO DRIFTERS TO BE FOUND!!!! You fuck.They're in the snack section by the magazines, though I don't work there so can't comment on stock levels. Other stores are available.Either that, or I'm trying to fuck you off cause you're a broch mink.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I'm sure we sell them.If this turns out to be more empty promises I'm going to be very unhappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 They're in the snack section by the magazines, though I don't work there so can't comment on stock levels. Other stores are available.Either that, or I'm trying to fuck you off cause you're a broch mink.... Ah OK... I didn't look there. Because I didn't know there was a snack section by the magazines. In fact I couldn't really find single chocolate bars, after looking up and down the sweetie aisles I just looked at fag counter, where there were no Drifters, however I did end up with 5 Tesco chocolate bars, a bag of barley sugar and a pack of blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles, which are fucking great. They are ALL black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 It's strange how black sweets are often the best sweets or worst sweets, depending on the brand. Black Pastilles are awesome, but black midget gems taste like burned ear wax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Black sweets would be universally good if it wasn't for the scourge that is licquorice. That stuff is proper manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 If this turns out to be more empty promises I'm going to be very unhappy.We definitely have Drifters. I saw them less than 30 mins ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Extreme Sweetie Experiment #1:Consume adequate dose of magic mushrooms.Install primary colour lighting, red, blue, green etc.Consume fruit pastilles.Ask yourself what flavour they are.Trip the fuck out.DISCLAIMER: I'm not advocating anyone should consume fruit pastilles. They're very bad for your teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Asda Smart price chocolate is brilliant. Just like Dairy Milk, if not better and only costs 27p. That's for both the milk and dark varieties. Up yours Cadburys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 I like when they bring dark Mars bars out for a limited period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Black sweets would be universally good if it wasn't for the scourge that is licquorice. That stuff is proper manky.Are black midget gems made of liquorice? Or the SOULS OF CHILDREN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 3 - Driftermissed? Drifters are still quite common Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Are black midget gems made of liquorice? Or the SOULS OF CHILDREN?!I was under the impression that they were essentially the same thing. Is this not the case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 At least you always knew where you were with Joosters and their standard fruit based flavours. None of this messin' around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 OK nae right section but- Cherry Lucozade!! Mmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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