Guest Giles Walker Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I was djing after the cocktail competition last night at Snafu and some guy came up and gave me a note scrawled onto a bit of till roll. It was folded up with "F.A.O DJ?!" written on the front, they had also written "Giles" but for some reason had decided to scribble it out. It said and i quote.'YEAH YOUR BEAT MATCHINGS GOOD... BUT TRY DOING IT WITHOUT THE AID OF YOUR LAPTOP!!! THEN YOU'LL GET RESPECT FROM "2PROPERDJS"'I didn't get a proper look at the guy when he handed me the note because i was beatmatching two records without the aid of my laptop at the time, but i think he was wearing a Jack Daniels teeshirt. Someone told me he was from Basement, but i can't be sure.For the record i was very obviously using vinyl and Serato Scratch to dj with. Gotta love the ill informed specials in Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 DJ groupiesI was DJing and this tasty chick came up to the DJ booth door and lifted up her skirt and flashed her pantiless, shaved into a nice shape, area, boyyy yoy yooi oing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 I was DJing and this tasty chick came up to the DJ booth door and lifted up her skirt and flashed her pantiless, shaved into a nice shape, area, boyyy yoy yooi oing .Jesus, go and watch this to keep yourself busy dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted May 19, 2008 Report Share Posted May 19, 2008 hahahaahahahaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 that's pretty sad actually, I suspect whoever wrote it doesn't even dj, anyone who did would know what serato is surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 What i liked the best was that i had pretty much trainwrecked my first 3 mixes as well so they weren't even accurate there. The whole thing just reeked of fail and got a bigfrom me.Oh yeah i just figured out how to put photos in posts btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I didn't get a proper look at the guy when he handed me the note because i was beatmatching two records without the aid of my laptop at the time, but i think he was wearing a Jack Daniels teeshirt. Someone told me he was from Basement, but i can't be sure.Dont recognize the handwriting as being anyone from bassment, and certainly dont know of anyone arsey enough to refer to them self as a "proper DJ", although it could easy of been someone really drunk taking the piss. Nae idea mins. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I was djing after the cocktail competition last night at Snafu and some guy came up and gave me a note scrawled onto a bit of till roll. It was folded up with "F.A.O DJ?!" written on the front, they had also written "Giles" but for some reason had decided to scribble it out. It said and i quote.'YEAH YOUR BEAT MATCHINGS GOOD... BUT TRY DOING IT WITHOUT THE AID OF YOUR LAPTOP!!! THEN YOU'LL GET RESPECT FROM "2PROPERDJS"'I didn't get a proper look at the guy when he handed me the note because i was beatmatching two records without the aid of my laptop at the time, but i think he was wearing a Jack Daniels teeshirt. Someone told me he was from Basement, but i can't be sure.For the record i was very obviously using vinyl and Serato Scratch to dj with. Gotta love the ill informed specials in Aberdeen. You didn't get a proper look at the guy?Well, at least we can eliminate all the English teachers in the area from the search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 It was folded up with "F.A.O DJ?!" written on the front, they had also written "Giles" but for some reason had decided to scribble it out. They missed a chance to slag you off more there, if only they'd scribbled out DJ instead of Giles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Let's narrow it down some...He had access to till roll...Hmmmm.Ok, so I'm no Columbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Let's narrow it down some...He had access to till roll...Hmmmm.Ok, so I'm no Columbo.It's pretty easy for anyone to get some till roll. "Can i have some paper please?". Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Let's narrow it down some...He had access to till roll...Hmmmm.Ok, so I'm no Columbo.and a penand there were two of themi'd get forensics to have a look at it see if they can get an id match on the fingerprints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 I'm not that fussed about finding out who it was to be honest, i just thought it was funny at the time. Any other djs on here get any interesting notes whilst at work?I saw this online the other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 sexYeah, as a result of my impeccable dress sense and groovy DJing skills I got a BJ and full sex with a tasty woman , it beats wanky drum solos ony day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Yeah, as a result of my impeccable dress sense and groovy DJing skills I got a BJ and full sex with a tasty woman , it beats wanky drum solos ony day . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 someone handed in their driving license with song requests written all over it when i was manning the lights in moshulu one night. "i'll get it back at the end of the night"course you will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I've had lots of notes given to me over the years. When I was doing the Barfly in Glasgow, I used to put a pad of paper and some pens at the front of the stage for requests, but by the end of the night I ended up with pages full of essays, drawings and utterly bizarre ramblings from those taking a break from the dancefloor. It was mostly positive, some people always think they know better, though. Wish I'd kept them.There was one night in Liquid when some little runt decided to write a mini-essay on every tune I was playing and hand them into my lighting jock every few minutes. It was mostly along the lines of "Look at the dancefloor, people don't know this stuff. Why don't you play some crunk?". Given that there was only about 100 people in the club at the time, and more than half of them were on the floor, I had no regrets in collecting his thoughts into a big pile at the end of the night and launching them into the bin. Mind you, if I'd played some crunk now and then, I might still have a job there, but...c'est la vie.Exodus notes are always of the "Please please please play Head Automatica and the Libertines. We'll love you forever" type. Must try harder.Perhaps I'm showing my age here, but what the hell is crunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 what the hell is crunk?seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Perhaps I'm showing my age here, but what the hell is crunk?Things like Ying Yang Twins and Soulja Boy (more recent example) etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Perhaps I'm showing my age here, but what the hell is crunk?what the hell is google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 what the hell is google?OMG LOL get fucked cock features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 OMG LOL get fucked cock features.seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djricochet Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I'm not that fussed about finding out who it was to be honest, i just thought it was funny at the time. Any other djs on here get any interesting notes whilst at work?I saw this online the other week.Arite Giles, how's it goin? Been a while!Had a lot over the years but this one has to be the best hence why i kept it, it takes 'note' to the next level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Perhaps I'm showing my age here, but what the hell is crunk?YouTube - Chris Jamison "CRUNK CHRIS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 YouTube - Chris Jamison "CRUNK CHRIS"I'll also submit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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