lovers_spit Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Vinegar.fuck you for even suggesting that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Damn, i thought you'd maybe still be drunk enough to try it : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Yeah but im pretty sure my local chipper would be pissed if i did that in their storeagain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I actually ended up nicking my balls when drunkenly shaving my pubes last night/this morning. The bleeding and rapidly matting hair is proving detrimental to my studies. Any advice how to remedy it?I generally reccomend letting nature take it course.This could mean:a. Not doing this at all.b. Or letting it bleed until death occurs, thus helping natural selection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Yesterday: Worked 10-6, went home and changed, bus into town, had a Burger King, went to Ma Camerons and watched the cup final, went to Drummonds for open mic night, went home at 2am drunk and happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Yesterday I mostly:Crawled out of bed at 20 past 6 (am)Went to workStayed at work until 6.15pmWent to Pittodrie via Northern Golf ClubLaughedWent to Old School House for a pint before bus home, laughed moreWent home, laughedLaughed some moreWent to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 I got up late, felt sick (being up the duff does that to you) saw the other half go off to work, went and paid my rent (late) paid the phone bill (late), noticed the road at the end of ours was closed because of a fire, got back into the flat and had a sleep (that being up the duff thing again) messed about on the internet, went shopping, spent a sodding fortune but finally refilled my cupboards, got a phonecall from a mate, laughed at my ex being a dick, got a phonecall from another mate, laughed about someone else being a dick, had a row with the other half because I hate him and all of his kind (again, being up the duff does that to you) and now I'm sat here, messing about on the internet again. It's been a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Yesterday I almost got killed on the way back from Kunt And The Gang, almost got shat on by a seagull walking up Holburn Street en route to work, and nailed the Irritable Down Syndrome track at Toms in the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I got up late, felt sick (being up the duff does that to you) saw the other half go off to work, went and paid my rent (late) paid the phone bill (late), noticed the road at the end of ours was closed because of a fire, got back into the flat and had a sleep (that being up the duff thing again) messed about on the internet, went shopping, spent a sodding fortune but finally refilled my cupboards, got a phonecall from a mate, laughed at my ex being a dick, got a phonecall from another mate, laughed about someone else being a dick, had a row with the other half because I hate him and all of his kind (again, being up the duff does that to you) and now I'm sat here, messing about on the internet again. It's been a good day.It's entirely your choice to remain up the duff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Woke up at 5 (stupid stupid stupid), did some last-minute cram revision, unleashed a can of whoop-ass on my exam, got back at 11, read for a few hours, phoned the ol' ball and chain, read for a few more hours, ate some dinner, went to see Indy (it's not bad), came home, collapsed in bed.Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meg Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 It's entirely your choice to remain up the duff...That's one way of looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I woke up at 11, went to read 17th century French soft porn in the library til it closed at four then went and bought 14 packs of Euro 2008 paninis and stuck them in, posted away some doubles I had sold on ebay, bumped into a friend and went to Subway, went back to mine with him and we ate some doughnuts and played a game, then sat trying to read some grammar book and talking on MSN, then I went to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Drove down to St Andrews, went to see my uncle and Auntie who weren't in, drove to Aboyne, went to the pub, had some magners, went to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 I got up at 7.30am, went to work for 9am, came home from work at 1 and watched the Scottish Cup Final. Tidied a bit. Watched Gossip Girl. Watched the whole of Eurovision and had some Eurovision banter on MSN. Went to bed at half 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Got up far too early. Played Rock Band all day. Went out about 8pm to a friends to watch a bit of Eurovision. Went to The Moorings. Drank 4 pints of Coke. Had a major sugar rush which made me insanely ill so left early to drive home. Stopped at a friends house to have explosive dhia....dia....the shits. Then a weird sweating phase lasting 20 minutes. Then played Rock Band until 3am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviedingdong Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Woke up on my mates couch with a serious come down then spent an hour laughing at him cos he had to run the baker hughes. Went home drank beer and watched the usual Sunday morning shite on the telly. Back round to my mates to see if he was still alive. He was but had sore kidneys. Drank more beer,laughed at my mate and watched Britains Got Talent. Went home made and made dinner,drank more beer watched Walk The Line and fell asleep on the couch. Typical Sunday really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Pretty much this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Woke up about 12. Made breakfast for me, my girlfriend, my mate who's visiting from Spain and my flatmate (bacon, eggs, sausage, lorne, black pudding, fruit slices, beans, toast). Went to Codonas and went on all the rides until I almost spewed (including that Looping Star thing). Then went home, heated up the leftovers from breakfast for tea, messed about in Tesco, beat my gilfriend at Backgammon, then went to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Workingtons - QC'ing drilling mud raw materials - then I relaxed at home doing very little other than put 243 songs on my mp3 player (preparation for the train journey I have on Wednesday). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 beat my girlfriend There's a pint waiting for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 There's a pint waiting for you...Stella, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 28, 2008 Report Share Posted May 28, 2008 There's a pint waiting for you...You're on form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 I generally reccomend letting nature take it course.This could mean:a. Not doing this at all.b. Or letting it bleed until death occurs, thus helping natural selection.Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yesterday I ventured into Stonehaven and started drinking, went into town for practise and did backing 'vocals' for the first time in about eight years, then started getting horrendously drunk at karate night in the Bassment (SHOTS PLZ), then off to Exodus for BOING patrol and some catastrophically bad dancing.*vomit*not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 29, 2008 Report Share Posted May 29, 2008 Yesterday I ventured into Stonehaven and started drinking, went into town for practise and did backing 'vocals' for the first time in about eight years, then started getting horrendously drunk at karate night in the Bassment (SHOTS PLZ), then off to Exodus for BOING patrol and some catastrophically bad dancing.*vomit*not Were you in exodus?My dancing was tip top though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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