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I actually ended up nicking my balls when drunkenly shaving my pubes last night/this morning. The bleeding and rapidly matting hair is proving detrimental to my studies. Any advice how to remedy it?

I generally reccomend letting nature take it course.

This could mean:

a. Not doing this at all.

b. Or letting it bleed until death occurs, thus helping natural selection.

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Yesterday I mostly:

Crawled out of bed at 20 past 6 (am)

Went to work

Stayed at work until 6.15pm

Went to Pittodrie via Northern Golf Club

Laughed

Went to Old School House for a pint before bus home, laughed more

Went home, laughed

Laughed some more

Went to bed

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I got up late, felt sick (being up the duff does that to you) saw the other half go off to work, went and paid my rent (late) paid the phone bill (late), noticed the road at the end of ours was closed because of a fire, got back into the flat and had a sleep (that being up the duff thing again) messed about on the internet, went shopping, spent a sodding fortune but finally refilled my cupboards, got a phonecall from a mate, laughed at my ex being a dick, got a phonecall from another mate, laughed about someone else being a dick, had a row with the other half because I hate him and all of his kind (again, being up the duff does that to you) and now I'm sat here, messing about on the internet again. It's been a good day.

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I got up late, felt sick (being up the duff does that to you) saw the other half go off to work, went and paid my rent (late) paid the phone bill (late), noticed the road at the end of ours was closed because of a fire, got back into the flat and had a sleep (that being up the duff thing again) messed about on the internet, went shopping, spent a sodding fortune but finally refilled my cupboards, got a phonecall from a mate, laughed at my ex being a dick, got a phonecall from another mate, laughed about someone else being a dick, had a row with the other half because I hate him and all of his kind (again, being up the duff does that to you) and now I'm sat here, messing about on the internet again. It's been a good day.

It's entirely your choice to remain up the duff...

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Woke up at 5 (stupid stupid stupid), did some last-minute cram revision, unleashed a can of whoop-ass on my exam, got back at 11, read for a few hours, phoned the ol' ball and chain, read for a few more hours, ate some dinner, went to see Indy (it's not bad), came home, collapsed in bed.

Boom.

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I woke up at 11, went to read 17th century French soft porn in the library til it closed at four then went and bought 14 packs of Euro 2008 paninis and stuck them in, posted away some doubles I had sold on ebay, bumped into a friend and went to Subway, went back to mine with him and we ate some doughnuts and played a game, then sat trying to read some grammar book and talking on MSN, then I went to bed.

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Got up far too early.

Played Rock Band all day.

Went out about 8pm to a friends to watch a bit of Eurovision.

Went to The Moorings.

Drank 4 pints of Coke.

Had a major sugar rush which made me insanely ill so left early to drive home.

Stopped at a friends house to have explosive dhia....dia....the shits.

Then a weird sweating phase lasting 20 minutes.

Then played Rock Band until 3am.

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Woke up on my mates couch with a serious come down then spent an hour laughing at him cos he had to run the baker hughes. Went home drank beer and watched the usual Sunday morning shite on the telly. Back round to my mates to see if he was still alive. He was but had sore kidneys. Drank more beer,laughed at my mate and watched Britains Got Talent. Went home made and made dinner,drank more beer watched Walk The Line and fell asleep on the couch. Typical Sunday really.

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Woke up about 12. Made breakfast for me, my girlfriend, my mate who's visiting from Spain and my flatmate (bacon, eggs, sausage, lorne, black pudding, fruit slices, beans, toast). Went to Codonas and went on all the rides until I almost spewed (including that Looping Star thing). Then went home, heated up the leftovers from breakfast for tea, messed about in Tesco, beat my gilfriend at Backgammon, then went to bed.

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Yesterday I ventured into Stonehaven and started drinking, went into town for practise and did backing 'vocals' for the first time in about eight years, then started getting horrendously drunk at karate night in the Bassment (SHOTS PLZ), then off to Exodus for BOING patrol and some catastrophically bad dancing.

*vomit*

not :up:

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Yesterday I ventured into Stonehaven and started drinking, went into town for practise and did backing 'vocals' for the first time in about eight years, then started getting horrendously drunk at karate night in the Bassment (SHOTS PLZ), then off to Exodus for BOING patrol and some catastrophically bad dancing.

*vomit*

not :up:

Were you in exodus?

My dancing was tip top though.

:up:

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