Teabags Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Me too, i jut wouldn't let her watch my son!!Fair enough, but would you let your son watch....that is the real question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Dead eyes or not. I'd still nail her.That alone should get you on the Sex Offender's Register. You'd fuck THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Fair enough, but would you let your son watch....that is the real question.Ohhhh man, you're sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brymon Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Fair enough, but would you let your son watch....that is the real question.eh NO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 My mate Kevin, who is a sick fucker, actually told us in the pub that he hopes they find the kid dead, so that Kate McCann cracks up and goes into a deep depression, then he can go to Leicester and find her when she's at her most vulnerable and persuade her to shag him.That takes being sick to a whole complex new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 I actually wrote a draft script, but then I lost it.You've lost the plot then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 My mate Kevin, who is a sick fucker, actually told us in the pub that he hopes they find the kid dead, so that Kate McCann cracks up and goes into a deep depression, then he can go to Leicester and find her when she's at her most vulnerable and persuade her to shag him.That takes being sick to a whole complex new level.He'll need to get to the back of the queue!!Cheer up Kate...I'll be the daddy of your new Maddie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 My mate Kevin, who is a sick fucker, actually told us in the pub that he hopes they find the kid dead, so that Kate McCann cracks up and goes into a deep depression, then he can go to Leicester and find her when she's at her most vulnerable and persuade her to shag him.Kevin doesn't set himself very high standards, then?I also hope (in a way) that she's found dead. Then Mrs. Munchausen's reasons for getting attention would soon fade away. Then she'd have to kill one of her other two to keep in the news. You read it here first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 samuel jackson has been cast as maddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 The "artists sketch" published in the papers today made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 The "artists sketch" published in the papers today made me laugh.Same here, doesn't look a bit like Kate McCann... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 20, 2008 Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Looks reasonably accurate to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 On my favourite forum, there is currently a thread of spoof movie titles, ie Catch Me If You McCann, etc. Wrong to laugh but, thats actually a joke of an idea.Does your favourite forum have the numbers 5 6 and 3 in its title? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 They've just taken every stereotype of a Johnny Foriegner criminal and released that as an Efit. He may as well have a pencil moustache, a mask over his eyes and a bag over his shoulder with "SWAG" written on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 I'm suprised he wasn't sketched wearing a sombrero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 You've lost the plot then?I got so drunk I passed out on the cutting room floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Kevin doesn't set himself very high standards, then?Given that his dream woman and (in his words) "sexiest woman I've ever seen" is the walking abortion that is Amy Winehouse, I'd have to say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Looks reasonably accurate to me.Funny, Dave Brock leapt to mind for me:o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 Given that his dream woman and (in his words) "sexiest woman I've ever seen" is the walking abortion that is Amy Winehouse, I'd have to say no.I'd spring-clean your circle of friends if I were you. This guy would obviously ride anything from a crocodile to a warm exhaust pipe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I'd spring-clean your circle of friends if I were you. This guy would obviously ride anything from a crocodile to a warm exhaust pipe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 I totally agree. On one hand (as a worried dad myself) I feel for them for the loss of their child, but there is a certain indefinable quality about them that makes me shudder.It's hard to put your finger on it, but their whole persona and the way they have reacted just doesn't seem quite right somehow.It's little things that add up, like the way that they vowed blind on numerous occasions to "Not leave Portugal until she's found" - and then the second they Portuguese authorities started suggesting that they were investigating them, they ran back to this country. Funny, if they were completely innocent, why would they leave? A quick google reveals a quote from their spokesman that says that they'd consider returning to Portugal if their suspect status is lifted - so it's pretty obvious that they're afraid of something.And how could anyone forget the way that they embarked on a nice European jaunt, leaving their twins behind..if I'd just lost one of my children, I wouldn't be letting the other one out of my sight for ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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