-matthEw- Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 last night was definately my weirdest night out ever. dressed up as the witch from snow white, with 7 buddies dressed up as the dwarfs we headed down to a fancy dress party. got stopped outside the McCallister's house where Lee McCallister, the Aberdeen Assassin himself, forced us to re-enact the scene where the witch knocks on the door, with Lee playing Snow White.anyway, it got far more bizarre. the party passed largely without incident, apart from various ex's being right pain in the bums. onto town we went and just got bladdered in the Priory with the 7 dwarfs. (dwarves?) met up with one of my nut-case work mates who ended up walking home with us.by 4am there is just 2 dwarfs, me the witch, and a normal person. when just at the bottom of george street at Split the Winds this French guy starts chucking Capri Sun all over us and Craig's 65 shirt o_O. He then proceeds to empty the whole thing on Dwarf 1's head, which prompts Craig to push him. as he does so, he trips over and falls. thinking that was the end of it we walked away, only for him to pull out a 6" blade flick-knife and swinging at us with all the intention in the world of killing us. eventually, after much running and dodging, his girfriend comes along and calms him down. just a bit up clifton road we look behind us and he's running through the mist, totally like something out of a horror movie. So the 2 dwarfs, myself and Craig leg it down Burnett place, 1 dwarf climbs on the shelters of Kittybrewster school to hide, the other 3 of us head down to Great Northern Road - try and flag down a few cars/taxis, until we realise he's now only 15 yards or so away from us. took another right up Lillybank place and phoned the police as we nipped into the Bowling Green there, then jumped over someones wall and hid in their back garden, arming ourselves with clothes line poles as we see him walk into the bowling green and searching for us. to the police's great credit,3 cars arrived within 30 seconds of him entering the Green (probably about 2 minutes at most since the first phonecall) and 5 of them tackled the crazy bastard to the ground.police took us to the station, took 3 hours getting statements from us all, laughing at us for looking like total prats, and told us they'd try and pin Attempted Murder on the french boy (who incidentally had a plane for paris leaving at 7am which he missed hah!) Let us go about half 6, so we had to walk all the way from town (again!) in broad daylight with our costumes on. apologies for lack of coherence in all this, i havent slept in 30 hours:down: so, what is everyone else's weirdest night out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 I particularly liked the part where you "armed yourselves with clothes line poles".I also think pictures of said costumes would be an excellent addition to this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Yeah pictures are a must. Sounds like a mad end to a good night.On a similar fancy dress violence note my brother and myself got into a fight with two twats outside sizzlers a couple of halloween's ago. He was dressed as Death and I was dressed as a ninja. That was quite surreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 haha! I think i saw you in the priory.Good contumes if my memory serves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 pictures will no doubt be appearing on various people's bebo and myspace soon. the 3 heroes (1 dwarf, 1 witch, and 1 civilian) also took a "FREEDOM" picture outside the Queen St. police station on the dwarves phone. i'll upload when i can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 got stopped outside the McCallister's house where Lee McCallister, the Aberdeen Assassin himself, forced us to re-enact the scene where the witch knocks on the door, with Lee playing Snow White.Hahahahhaha. what the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 1 dwarf climbs on the shelters of Kittybrewster school to hide, the other 3 of us head down to Great Northern RoadSo the 1 dwarf that went onto the shelters... he escaped without any trouble? Did he just go home?Or did he have a little side adventure of his own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 So the 1 dwarf that went onto the shelters... he escaped without any trouble? Did he just go home?Or did he have a little side adventure of his own? well, i got his story today actually.its quite exciting.he was on the shelters and watched as the scary guy ran passed. he considered throwing a stone off of him but decided against it, and ran home and went to his bed the police found the knife frenchie used tonight- and will be charged with Breach of the Peace, Assault, and Possession of a Knife...and they all lived happily ever after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i saw a shitload of dudes dressed like noddy if that's the same lot, while driving up from mounthooly onto powis place - they were looking quite rowdy so i gave them the finger, and they all returned the favour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i saw a shitload of dudes dressed like noddy if that's the same lot, while driving up from mounthooly onto powis place - they were looking quite rowdy so i gave them the finger, and they all returned the favouryes tom that was us, disapointed you didnt recognise me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 i saw a shitload of dudes dressed like noddy if that's the same lot, while driving up from mounthooly onto powis place - they were looking quite rowdy so i gave them the finger, and they all returned the favourAnd I thought Big Ears was the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 A fairly wierd night for me once also involved sort-of fancy dress, a pyjama party & I must have looked pretty fetching in my pink-pjs, dressing gown & pixie-boots outfit.Especially to the police, who were apparently looking for someone who had absconded from Cornhill in a similar looking dressing gown. I was nearly home when they lifted me n'all. After a couple of hours in an interview room, some doctor put his head round the door, looked at me in a rather puzzled way & said, "nope, not one of mine" & went away.Shortly after, I was released & left to walk home all over again but this time, the traffic was getting a bit busier as the next morning approached. Never again! If it is fancy dress, I take a change of clothing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 the 3 muskateers after our brutal police interrogation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 the 3 muskateers after our brutal police interrogation.It does look like you're having a bit of difficulty standing up straight O'Leary. Full cavity search was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 4 gnomes with fishing rods versus 1 frog with a knife. Why didn't you go for him??? I reckon your chances were good. Not been accosted with a knife mind you so i could imagine you wanted to leg it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 the 3 muskateers after our brutal police interrogation.I dunno what's more worrying. Your apparent belief that you grew into an exact lookalike of the aforementioned witch, the blatant Lemon Tree advertising or the fact that shirt cost 65! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I dunno what's more worrying. Your apparent belief that you grew into an exact lookalike of the aforementioned witch, the blatant Lemon Tree advertising or the fact that shirt cost 65!Oi oi! my lippy + fake nose + hat + apple + broom had disapeared through the night, and theres nothing wrong with lemon tree advertising, AND there is just no accounting for bad taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Dude got ripped off for that shirt! lol. You all look a bit worse for wear.....understandable though. I presume the french guy was one of the folk working on the stalls for the International Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I like the fact that through this whole ordeal, the dwarf never lost his hat. Kudos to that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I like the fact that through this whole ordeal, the dwarf never lost his hat. Kudos to that man. he's not going to risk losing his deposit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 he's not going to risk losing his deposit!I bet he left a deposit somewhere else though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Michael T. Sauer Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 any links to news sites about this? I'd be interested to read the outcome of the French guy.Sounds pretty crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 dont know if it has made any news sites or anything. but we all got citations through today for tuesday 31st july. seems he's pleading not guilty, which im a bit bemused by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 not guilty? yet there were HOW many witnesses? Hmm... all I can say is "TWAT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 5 witnesses in total with completely matching statements (ie, the total truth) and 1 other witness (the guys girlfriend) who we've been told is trying to claim it was self-defense. although how pulling at a knife in response to a punch (that he provoked) is self-defence is beyond me :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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