Club Sapphire Abdn Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Club Sapphire is an Exclusive Late Night Cocktail, Champagne and Piano Lounge through the week with live Cabaret Acts to suit all tastes every weekend. With an air of Sophistication, Elegance and Luxury you are guaranteed to enjoy the show.We do have a dress codeso dress to impress!62-64 Shiprow, Aberdeen, AB11 5BY Tel: 01224 581444 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/other-clubs-venues/39056-drakes-reopening-sapphire-club.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Interesting thread to start on Aberdeen-Music... (Never catch me running a business in that building, oh no sireee...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I wouldn't get in......I dress to depress!Anyway, I'd only get Drakes withdrawal symptoms, or SAD as it's known (Sad About Drakes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 The wonderful world of the euphemism. Calling a spade an inverted implement designed to assist in the sphere of horticulture.It's a strip joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I'm definitely not going if it's a strip joint! (Unless Jake is stripping, of course! With his big gun....seeing as 'Dunfermline' is an anagram for 'Nude Riflem'n' ! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Is there boobies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 (Unless Jake is stripping, of course! With his big gun....seeing as 'Dunfermline' is an anagram for 'Nude Riflem'n' ! )Wouldn't be the first time, Gorillagrams done by appointment only. Extras negotiable. Usual rates apply. Free SPD CDr thrown in too. Call now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Do you think we could turn Alan into a "Cabaret Act to suit all tastes?" Ach he's that already, book him Club Sapphire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Do you think we could turn Alan into a "Cabaret Act to suit all tastes?" Ach he's that already, book him Club Sapphire.That has stirred a long-blocked memory... I have personally witnessed the Cynic himself perform a strip on stage in that very venue. Granted he only went as far as removing one sock, but oh my, there was a frisson in the room that night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Drakes was fucking ace i remember me and a certain mate going in regularly and drinking them completely out of lowenbrau i think 28 bottles between the 2 of us was the record Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Granted he only went as far as removing one sock..I misread that as he only removed one cock! Shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 HmmmI misread that as he only removed one cock! Shudder.I had to ask a few to leave over the years but thenakfully never Alans... Book Alan... He could do a musical trubute to Roy Chubby Brown with dancing girls! Actually whens the next Kilau night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 from what I heard they got shopped to the council for not having a strip license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 So... has anybody actually been to this place yet, and is it actually a strip joint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstuntboy Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Sapphire's Old DearTo Whomever owns this club...would you please stop putting your grunny outside The Foot Factory to hand out flyers for your club. Thats twice she's got me now. A few pointers for you1. It's December and it's bloody freezing, your grunny should be at home drinking tea, keeping warm and not suffering forced hypothermia.2. I would not get into your club as I dress like a tramp (albeit an unsmelly one).3. The fact you keep posting an ad here for your (strip) club sighs of desperation.4. Using your grunny as the face of the club does not air well to what the girls in your club look like! Or the boys for that matter5. Have a Merry Xmas and buy your grunny an electric blanket or at least some battery operated heated slippers so her peddling flyers up and down union street is a warmer experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 A first generation transformersI'd actually pay to see the above.*searches random sad Japanese geeky cartoon porn sites* There's bound to be one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 I'm positive that there will be a sexy robot or two out there.A porn variant of Arcee is almost certain.IT has only taken 2mins to find some horrible Transformers porn. There are a lot of sad individuals out there!!There was also a quite comically entitled "Trannyformers: Fella's in disguise!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips: * Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no. * Be respectful of our staff and performers * Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner. * Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you. * We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips: * Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no. * Be respectful of our staff and performers * Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner. * Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you. * We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum."Was that a lie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 i love you teabags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 No, it was 100% true.As true as me having a REAL job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Having a dress code in a strip bar seems a bit rich."What do you mean I'm not dressed properly? That tart is walking around with her fanny oot and she's inside." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Damn clever trick!!!!(But wouldn't she just disappear?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcstuntboy Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 This loon won't even give his grunny something to wear in the club ...it's sags of boobs i tell thee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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