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Club Sapphire - Champagne & Cocktail Piano Lounge

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Club Sapphire is an Exclusive Late Night Cocktail, Champagne and Piano Lounge through the week with live Cabaret Acts to suit all tastes every weekend.

With an air of Sophistication, Elegance and Luxury you are guaranteed to enjoy the show.

We do have a dress codeso dress to impress!

62-64 Shiprow, Aberdeen, AB11 5BY Tel: 01224 581444

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

The wonderful world of the euphemism. Calling a spade an inverted implement designed to assist in the sphere of horticulture.

It's a strip joint.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
(Unless Jake is stripping, of course! With his big gun....seeing as 'Dunfermline' is an anagram for 'Nude Riflem'n' ! )

Wouldn't be the first time, Gorillagrams done by appointment only. Extras negotiable. Usual rates apply. Free SPD CDr thrown in too. Call now.

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Do you think we could turn Alan into a "Cabaret Act to suit all tastes?" Ach he's that already, book him Club Sapphire.

That has stirred a long-blocked memory... I have personally witnessed the Cynic himself perform a strip on stage in that very venue. Granted he only went as far as removing one sock, but oh my, there was a frisson in the room that night...

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Guest Neutral

Drakes was fucking ace i remember me and a certain mate going in regularly and drinking them completely out of lowenbrau i think 28 bottles between the 2 of us was the record

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Hmmm

I misread that as he only removed one cock! Shudder.

I had to ask a few to leave over the years but thenakfully never Alans... Book Alan... He could do a musical trubute to Roy Chubby Brown with dancing girls! Actually whens the next Kilau night?

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Sapphire's Old Dear

To Whomever owns this club...would you please stop putting your grunny outside The Foot Factory to hand out flyers for your club. Thats twice she's got me now.

A few pointers for you

1. It's December and it's bloody freezing, your grunny should be at home drinking tea, keeping warm and not suffering forced hypothermia.

2. I would not get into your club as I dress like a tramp (albeit an unsmelly one).

3. The fact you keep posting an ad here for your (strip) club sighs of desperation.

4. Using your grunny as the face of the club does not air well to what the girls in your club look like! Or the boys for that matter

5. Have a Merry Xmas and buy your grunny an electric blanket or at least some battery operated heated slippers so her peddling flyers up and down union street is a warmer experience.

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A first generation transformers

I'd actually pay to see the above.

*searches random sad Japanese geeky cartoon porn sites*

There's bound to be one

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I'm positive that there will be a sexy robot or two out there.

A porn variant of Arcee is almost certain.

IT has only taken 2mins to find some horrible Transformers porn. There are a lot of sad individuals out there!!

There was also a quite comically entitled "Trannyformers: Fella's in disguise!"

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ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips:

* Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no.

* Be respectful of our staff and performers

* Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner.

* Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you.

* We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.

Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly

Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum.

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ou are always welcome at the club, but we do ask that you adhere to our door policy and house rules. People often ask us how tough it is to get in. We are an exclusive nightclub, and we do expect our clientele to reflect that. Here are a few tips:

* Dress to impress, ok, designer jeans are welcome but trainers, tracksuits, work wear and scruffy dress are a no no.

* Be respectful of our staff and performers

* Don't try getting into the club drunk, or behaving in an inconsiderate manner.

* Enjoy your evening with us but DO NOT drink too much, swear excessively or show aggression as this will only rob you of the pleasure which is in store for you.

* We reserve the right to refuse admission where we deem appropriate.

Follow these simple instructions, and you'll have a great night - remember we want you in our club, not outside! Now you know what you need to do, we hope to see you soon! If you have any further questions, please email us, or telephone the club directly

Hence why when I drunkenly staggered up there form the moorings in an old Crass t-shirt and approached the door saying "fucking Drakes min yas min fucking get in" the bouncers punched me in the face and put me in a bin and invited people to come down from O'Henry's and touch my bum.

Alan007.jpg

"Was that a lie?"

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