Cloud Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I hear Roger Kimmett likes lots of sex and is available all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spikefae20dj Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I hear Roger Kimmett likes lots of sex and is available all the time... that's the grossest thing i'v ever heard!!! Why did u have to bring roger into this.I think i'm gonna head home now and throw upo_OP.S. how do u even know him, and i think roger should be a banned topic or strung up by his left testacle, hung out of a moving train window and left to c how long he lasts LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 anybody with a standard grade in english should know the meaning of those wordsi tried....really i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Spike ol' bean, yes, there are some lovely lasses out there. However, some should be avoided at all costs. Avoid if:1. They dummy-dyke.2. They say their mum is dead when she isn't.3. They are a Wittering Ohmygod.4. They have silly hang-ups.5. They talk too much.6. They have conversations about reality television.7. They wear short-sleeve tops to show off scarred forearms.8. They like "boys who kiss boys".9. They have a page on Cryspace or Bemo.10. They own Harry Potter DVD's.Avoid those and you should do well. I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 aids killed the radio star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FezMonkey Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I would suggest a pre-emptive closure of this thread, as I think we can all see it's going to happen eventually (after a lot more going round in circles, misunderstandings and arguing back and forth, of course). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 What an utterly inane thread.What unbelievable foresight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 that's the grossest thing i'v ever heard!!! Why did u have to bring roger into this.I think i'm gonna head home now and throw upo_OP.S. how do u even know him, and i think roger should be a banned topic or strung up by his left testacle, hung out of a moving train window and left to c how long he lasts LOLtee hee hee...does roger's pool cue bring up any memories? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Avoid if:1. They dummy-dyke.2. They say their mum is dead when she isn't.3. They are a Wittering Ohmygod.4. They have silly hang-ups.5. They talk too much.6. They have conversations about reality television.7. They wear short-sleeve tops to show off scarred forearms.8. They like "boys who kiss boys".9. They have a page on Cryspace or Bemo.10. They own Harry Potter DVD's.Avoid those and you should do well. I do.Ah-ha!I think I've just found the bastard whom my two-timing ex -2 went-off with.See she didn't change very much then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Ah-ha!I think I've just found the bastard whom my two-timing ex -2 went-off with.See she didn't change very much then! Whoa, not me guv, not guilty. I was in a similar situation earlier this year, it's fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 predicament - Probleminterspersed - Spaced outinnoculations - Jabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I'm feeling pretty interspersed right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Whoa, not me guv, not guilty. I was in a similar situation earlier this year, it's fucking awful.Innit. Messes you right-up! My sympathies - hope things are better now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 What unbelievable foresight!What a guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I'm just terribly curious about what the hell the guy is getting at. My guess is some sort of Oedipus Complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I suppose you could dig deeply and find a link between his frustration with the opposite sex and lusting after his mother.Certainly not at 2am though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S']['on3d Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 i think u missed the point. let me refine the point:>I'm wondering if there's any women that ain't a complete bitch (ie nice & friendly) that like frequent sex and are disease free (NO SLAPPERS!!!)Great now it sounds like a chat site, I just want to know if any exist lol!!!Sorry, I seem to have them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 i think u missed the point. let me refine the point:>I'm wondering if there's any women that ain't a complete bitch (ie nice & friendly) that like frequent sex and are disease free (NO SLAPPERS!!!)Great now it sounds like a chat site, I just want to know if any exist lol!!!I feel obliged to make comment....When I went to school I dont recall that the opposite of "nice and friendly" was "complete bitch"There were frequent periods in my youth when there was no steady supply of "nice and friendly" girls and I had to resort to masturbation just like most teenage lads.Its a long time since I was in my teens but seem to recall if girls made it known they enjoyed "frequent sex" they were quickly regarded as tarts and were thought little of... I know we live in more liberal times but I'm fairly sure most young girls are reading this and thinking that you are some kind of predatory dick who looks at women as some kind of sperm container who only have one purpose in life...to gratify your sexual urges!!Can I suggest you get a fucking life and grow up...you arse.There...I said what lots of people were thinking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I'm just terribly curious about what the hell the guy is getting at. Apparently I misunderstood the point originally so I read it again. If I've got it right this time he finds all the women he sleeps with are total bitches. He wants a nice girl who will sleep with him as much as the bitches, but can't find one. I think what's needed here is an explanation of what constitutes a bitch, because maybe he was just shite in bed and they were annoyed or summat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Buttered Toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 I'm bored with nothing to do at college right now so i thought i'd bitch about somin randomMight be somin new next week:up:To reiterate the point, yes they do exist, people just hide their true feelings and emotions in order that they don't get hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 if this thread were a nu-metal album, it would be Papa Roach's third studio output, 'Getting Away With Murder' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Today I have learned something new... That Papa Roach have a third album. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Today I have learned something new... That Papa Roach have a third album.Here's some more 'knowledge' they actually have four, they had a new one out recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Four Papa Roach albums, that's four too many in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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