Shaki Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 This is a laugh http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sloganI generated:Life's Pretty Straight Without Shaki.Only Flaming Katy Has The Answer.I then sat there and typed in combinations of all the rude words I know to great amusement.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 'Fill it to the rim with Level Four' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 Any Time, Any Place, Super Elwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted September 4, 2006 Report Share Posted September 4, 2006 washing machines live longer with Pete_inthehillsthat's sooo true!Good Honest Pete_inthehills, since 1896!OK, I'm old, but not that oldCome fly the friendly Pete_inthehills.Yes, ladies, come fly the friendly Pete_inthehills.truely, deeply marvellous!pete_inthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 hahahahahaThat's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Aberdeen Music?Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Made in Scotland from Bodast.Aaahh, Bodast!Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Bodast.What?! o_OAll in all it seems like Bodast is some kind of succulent beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Vaginal Discharge?I've made myself sick..............................................................laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey_sc Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 'Seventh Circle - The Appetizer!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 'Don't say Brown, say "Genevieve"'I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Choosy mothers choose FlangeGood Anal Sex has Danish written all over it!I liked the Hardcore Porn so much, I bought the company!Think once, Think twice, Think Dirty SlutsZombies, the other white meat.But i'd rather have a bowl of Yer Ma!Snap! Crackle! Yer Ma!You cant get quicker than an Adult Nappies fitter!Life should taste as good as Samuel L Jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Choosy mothers choose FlangeGood Anal Sex has Danish written all over it!I liked the Hardcore Porn so much' date=' I bought the company!Think once, Think twice, Think Dirty SlutsZombies, the other white meat.But i'd rather have a bowl of Yer Ma!Snap! Crackle! Yer Ma!You cant get quicker than an Adult Nappies fitter!Life should taste as good as Samuel L Jackson[/quote']Disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted September 5, 2006 Report Share Posted September 5, 2006 Hand-Built by Jaseyboi.Avez-Vous Un Jasey?How Do You Eat Your Jason?Jason Is Good For You.The Incredible, Edible Sutters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 This is a laugh http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sloganI generated:Life's Pretty Straight Without Shaki.Only Flaming Katy Has The Answer.I then sat there and typed in combinations of all the rude words I know to great amusement....................Give That Man A Stevecrisis.Please Don't Squeeze The Stevecrisis.A Smooth-Running Stevecrisis is a Relaxing Experience.o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Two Hours of Bux in Just Two Calories.Super Bux is Almost Here.You Press the Bux, We Do the Rest.Probably The Best Bux In The World.Etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I got..."Lady Drivers, you'll go faster if you stick Diesel in your filler hole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Put A Chris Officer In Your Tank.Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Chris Officer it is!The Curiously Strong Chris Officer.Exceedingly Good Chris Officer.Wait Till We Get Our Chris Officer On You.The Non-Sticky Sticky Chris Officer.Nothing Acts Faster Than Chris Officer.This started to remind me of the bit in being john malkovich when malkovich went inside malkovich and it all went a bit malkovich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I then sat there and typed in combinations of all the rude words I know to great amusement....................Did you try typing 'bum sex'?Brilliant results too numerous to mention :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Be young, have fun, drink jizz:laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 When You've Got Minnie Driver's Clit, Flaunt It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 You Like Jenna Jameson's Fud. Jenna Jameson's Fud Likes You.Kids Will Do Anything For Ron Jeremy's Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 You Like Jenna Jameson's Fud. Jenna Jameson's Fud Likes You.Ah, sweet Jenna, another fine lady that I'd "give the message" to.This is a difficult time of year for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big D Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Unzip a Massive Cock.Where skull fuck is a pleasure.Mama's got the magic of period blood.4 out of 5 dentists recommend dick.You can really taste the cunt.The list goes on.I swear to god, that is the funniest thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for A Swatch Of Yer Fanny.I better stop. I'm getting caried away and I think I've ruptured something with all this laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Did you try typing 'bum sex'?Brilliant results too numerous to mention :laughing:Devon Knows How They Make Bum Sex So Creamy.best one EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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