Biz Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL SLUTSCyberpiper and his mate Joakim fae Sweden are travelling over from Luxembourg for the gig on Sunday night in Drummonds, I'm sure they would like a bit of local groupie action, feel free to post up pics so they know what to expect in advance - , cheers Biz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Gooo Sprinkles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Gooo Sprinkles!Quote of the year!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 This thread is famous.I incoherently slurred something to Amy Sawers and co last night in Drummonds about sparkles and bearded men. Help me.Did she reply? i goddam still goddam dont goddam know goddam who goddam she goddam is!!! GODDAM! one thing tho.... it aint her in the pic near the start of this thread...im 99% sure o that... besides when i came on this she scarpered. If i was as desirable as she made out...id have received an e-mail or private message DONT YA THINK FOLKS????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Did she reply? i goddam still goddam dont goddam know goddam who goddam she goddam is!!! GODDAM! one thing tho.... it aint her in the pic near the start of this thread...im 99% sure o that... besides when i came on this she scarpered. If i was as desirable as she made out...id have received an e-mail or private message DONT YA THINK FOLKS?????She does come across as a bit shy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Yeah, a shy slut who lost interest when she found out he had a partner, wonder if she hooked up with Bob or any other interested parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Anyway - back to the groupie action - Cyber sluts or women with a penchant for dressing up in costumes welcome, but let's not limit the possibilities, here's a wee poem which aptly describes the sort of contender in with a chance...John Cooper Clarke (1949-)(I Married A) Monster From Outer SpaceThe milky way she walks aroundAll feet firmly off the groundTwo worlds collide, two worlds collideHere comes the future brideGimme a lift to the lunar baseI wanna marry a monster from outer spaceI fell in love with an alien being[she had a head as big as a TV screen]Whose skin was jelly, whose teeth were green[A glutinous complexion with a day-glow sheen]She had the big bug eyes and the death-ray glareFeet like water-wings, purple hairI was over the moon, I asked her back to my placeAnd then I married the monster from outer spaceThe days were numbered, the nights were spentIn a rent-free furnished oxygen tentWhere a cyborg chef served up moonbeamsDone super-rapid on a laser beamI needed nutrition to keep up the paceWhen I married the monster from outer spaceBut when we went walking tentacle in handYou could sense that the earthlings would not understandThey'd go nudge nudge when we got on the busSaying "It's extra-terrestial, not like us;And it's bad enough with another race,But fuck me... a monster! from outer space?"In this kind of atmosphere love went lameShe took a flare to from where she cameI read all the papers, looked up the stars"Uranus is active and so is Mars"My horoscope was horrible, told me to my face -Avoid monsters from outer spaceIn a cybernetic fit of rageShe pissed off to another ageShe lives in 1999With her new boyfriend, a blob of slimeEach time I see a translucent faceI remember Errrrxxzztt from outer space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 She does come across as a bit shy though.i just wanna know if she is who she says she is thats all... cos i have theories if she isnt. HAS ANYONE MET THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO OR SEEN HER ABOUT??? (heh heh this threads turned its self on its head and inside out and back to front if ya get me?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 I'm just enjoing the thread due to seeing Amy's name on these boards as much as I have lately:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted August 5, 2006 Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 I'm just enjoing the thread due to seeing Amy's name on these boards as much as I have lately:up:Aye maybe sparkles was my creation to get the sawers name to the masses....?? the wonder of PR or the deranged mind of a genius?? or perhaps its all legit? who knows? who cares??? ?( .....phasing out..... over and out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Och this canna be the end of the Sparkles fiascoI am dying to hear all the juicy updates on this story as I'd like to know more about the groupie scene in Aberdeen, I'm not expecting any Rock Bitch type stuff, but it would be nice to know that a local musician got a nice surprise at a gig. I was offered a blow job for £1 by a toothless anorexic hooker, but had to inform her that even if she paid £10, the one eyed convict would be staying firmly put, zipped behind the jail doors.He he he, ye canna mak stuff like this up... onyway, trying to avoid boring farts in The Music Hall, I popped into Moshulu where two lesbotics were pole dancing together, kissing and carressing as they slithered provocatively round the shaft of metal, I wished they had brough their older sisters or (quite tasty and slightly tasty, for their age, and their arse looks pretty good in jeans ) mums, as teenage nymphettes are nae my scene, but had they been a few years older I would have scolded them, saying "Bad girls, GO TO MY ROOM " and been the sasidge in their wifie bap and indeed baps, I even come wi a plentiful supply of my ain " Special sauce ", anyway back to the gig...RHL were playing accoustics so I stood in the rain for a while till The Little Kicks played their magic set,after that : ( aye that is their name -pronounced colon open bracket, fnurr, he he he, even that sounds dirty on this thread, Marty Keneda is a man of many talents but singing isnae one o them but he writes interesting music which is performed with a drummer and two cute chicks with keyboards slung over their shoulders attached to laptops on the floor, Marty kicks the hale jing jang caboodleinto the 22nd century with his performance, if he was a washing machine he would be on bile waash headed for a far off land in a freaky looking spaceship ...And another thing, I have been told that my posts on here are nae funny ,so I have started a thread in which you can vote for more or less of me speaking shite.If I was gay , a certain band manager would get it in the mouth, but only to shut the fat poofy looking hair product reliant blether that he is up.Whatchya think Sparkles? several hot chicks really like him, but even though he bought a porn mag with pictures of auld trouts with floory coapy baps, I am still nae convinced he isnae the full bufty, any groupies oot there ever have sex with him? I am on a mission to find out why he always hugs blokes, I've even caught him checking out my arse, and that jist winna dae, unless I get some sort of financial reward, och he is a star though, so full bufterangus or nae I do like him, but dinna get yer hopes up, I definately prefer Heather to Pete, cheers ( and remember to vote yay or Nae if you can be bothered reading more of my namby pamby shiteless posts ) , Biz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 I am dying to hear all the juicy updates on this story as I'd like to know more about the groupie scene in Aberdeen, I'm not expecting any Rock Bitch type stuff, but it would be nice to know that a local musician got a nice surprise at a gig. I was offered a blow job for 1 by a toothless anorexic hooker, but had to inform her that even if she paid 10, the one eyed convict would be staying firmly put, zipped behind the jail doors.He he he, ye canna mak stuff like this up... onyway, trying to avoid boring farts in The Music Hall, I popped into Moshulu where two lesbotics were pole dancing together, kissing and carressing as they slithered provocatively round the shaft of metal, I wished they had brough their older sisters or (quite tasty and slightly tasty, for their age, and their arse looks pretty good in jeans ) mums, as teenage nymphettes are nae my scene, but had they been a few years older I would have scolded them, saying "Bad girls, GO TO MY ROOM " and been the sasidge in their wifie bap and indeed baps, I even come wi a plentiful supply of my ain " Special sauce ", anyway back to the gig...RHL were playing accoustics so I stood in the rain for a while till The Little Kicks played their magic set,after that : ( aye that is their name -pronounced colon open bracket, fnurr, he he he, even that sounds dirty on this thread, Marty Keneda is a man of many talents but singing isnae one o them but he writes interesting music which is performed with a drummer and two cute chicks with keyboards slung over their shoulders attached to laptops on the floor, Marty kicks the hale jing jang caboodleinto the 22nd century with his performance, if he was a washing machine he would be on bile waash headed for a far off land in a freaky looking spaceship ...And another thing, I have been told that my posts on here are nae funny ,so I have started a thread in which you can vote for more or less of me speaking shite.If I was gay , a certain band manager would get it in the mouth, but only to shut the fat poofy looking hair product reliant blether that he is up.Whatchya think Sparkles? several hot chicks really like him, but even though he bought a porn mag with pictures of auld trouts with floory coapy baps, I am still nae convinced he isnae the full bufty, any groupies oot there ever have sex with him? I am on a mission to find out why he always hugs blokes, I've even caught him checking out my arse, and that jist winna dae, unless I get some sort of financial reward, och he is a star though, so full bufterangus or nae I do like him, but dinna get yer hopes up, I definately prefer Heather to Pete, cheers ( and remember to vote yay or Nae if you can be bothered reading more of my namby pamby shiteless posts ) , BizJust more evidence of why you need to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 you might think sobut certain old, baldy, "Respected members " of the "local music community" do not agree, and in fact have asked me to desist, so I decided to put it to a vote, but due to lack of interest and Big Brother type shennanigans, I guess I'll never know whether to stay or go, och I ken if I stay there will be trouble, and nae doot if I go there will be double, but I have always fought for the right to speak shite and this has made me more determined than ever to find out if I should fuck off with my tail between my legs, or listen to my Myspace friends who are very supportive, especially that lovely French bint, cor! she could blow MY bagpipes ANYTIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted December 1, 2006 Report Share Posted December 1, 2006 Always thought that line was a bit daft. If you are going to get into twice as much trouble by going, surely you should stay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 8129 hitsand counting... Sparkles Sparkled and injected a much needed break from the often rubbish comments on here. I canna help but still be up for more of the potty mouthed bints comments, I think she should get an extra special award at the next Fudge awards for giving Aberdeen musicians the hope that some tasty bint in a poncho will accost them and make being in a band worthwhile for a change.Being in a band is a very expensive hobby, so if you want laid, you'd be cheaper holing up in a den of iniquity in Amsterdam with 2 hookers and a bag of donuts for 10 years or however long it takes them to perfect their hoop- la technique.Come back Sparkles, we need a bit of cheering up in this place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Biz, go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 ... ah them were the days eh?Surprised no-one picked this up as an idea for a sitcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Surely we should have an "Aberdeen-music.com Gold" forum, where threads as ace as this one can be immortalised forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Surely we should have an "Aberdeen-music.com Gold" forum, where threads as ace as this one can be immortalised forever.Funny you say this because lots of the large online forums have something to cater for this. Usually something like "Greatest Theads Ever" forum. Think it's worth having something like this on here?This was a cracker of a thread, I have to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 "starfall to headlinine...""are fudge ready for weapon?""is lucifer at fault?"were highlights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Funny you say this because lots of the large online forums have something to cater for this. Usually something like "Greatest Theads Ever" forum. Think it's worth having something like this on here?This was a cracker of a thread, I have to agree.Would just be good for new members to read some classic threads, and also for people like me to reminisce, had a good chuckle this morning about Sparkles and her poncho.Of course there will be different view about which threads are classic and which aren't but hey, this place ain't a democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 You'd be a fool not to enjoy this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Would just be good for new members to read some classic threads, and also for people like me to reminisce, had a good chuckle this morning about Sparkles and her poncho.Of course there will be different view about which threads are classic and which aren't but hey, this place ain't a democracy. Some sites do it based on page views. It could also be linked into the rating system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Can't be bothered reading this all but what was this thread about and why was it so great? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 10, 2007 Report Share Posted August 10, 2007 Can't be bothered reading this all but what was this thread about and why was it so great?Pffft, just read the damn thread Camie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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