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Aye maybe sparkles was my creation to get the sawers name to the masses....?? the wonder of PR or the deranged mind of a genius?? or perhaps its all legit? who knows? who cares??? ?( .....phasing out..... over and out.....

i just wanna know if she is who she says she is thats all... cos i have theories if she isnt. HAS ANYONE MET THE GIRL IN THE PHOTO OR SEEN HER ABOUT??? (heh heh this threads turned its self on its head and inside out and back to front if ya get me?)

Did she reply? i goddam still goddam dont goddam know goddam who goddam she goddam is!!! GODDAM! one thing tho.... it aint her in the pic near the start of this thread...im 99% sure o that... besides when i came on this she scarpered. If i was as desirable as she made out...id have received an e-mail or private message DONT YA THINK FOLKS?????

Quote of the year!!

slave to the grind was much better

Welcome to kinmundy-cpt face when the night falls(?)- Lorenzo Snow Collective Baby blue- Funktree everything by ghost of bongo i got a message-Lady Merc sexual history-Eddison see what i see-A. Sawers Our God- Captain Tom

sorry!!!

dont go to sunny beaches and fuck anythin you can, you might get CRABS

youd have been about 15/16 when we were last playin no? so in what way exactly do you miss funktree. FUNKTREE were not funk or were not trying to be but we licked the leaves of the soul plant,brother.......

tell me more about the crazy shit....?

You may be interested in my next project then? ive been writing again... need a band tho but like i could give up the guitar/vox/writin thing?! its in ze blood

THERES MORE CHANCE OF RAGE REFORMIN AN DRAKES RE-OPENING AND THEM PLAYIN THERE ALAS

Right... well now that sparkles has left the building i'm gonna talk about what this forums actually about(yawn).... THE NORTHSOUND AWARDS... my experience o it by j.r hartley...sorry S.M.Hossack.... twas a weird night... i thought i was dressed quite smart but turns out i was the only one with jeans on(i did make an effort with the shoes but couldnt get the blue dye out o my brown suede)... squirmed like a Cobain gettin my pic taken on the red carpet outside the hall(you couldnt even hypnotise me into being a flash git if you hired Derren Brown)... that didnt stop me suppin on free champagne tho and after much head to toe glances from the more aptly dressed posh revellers we resigned to the ceremony to receive a three course meal( i wanted a king rib supper but you got what you were given)... i started to feel at home with the bangers an mash but then the dessert was bizarre...why they serve posh pudding in the tiniest of portions with the HUGEST plates ill never know!... Euan and Amy lapped it up whilst givin me 'parental looks' for playing with my food! soon after that this trio of irish beauties who were sittin at our table broke into acapella song and the spotlight was on our table.... cue squirming and much floor watchin( i must get the dye out of those shoes kinda thing)... at this point the public were not yet in the arena... oh yeah the irish girl band were called Trinity. i prefer the shopping centre myself. when the punters finally came floodin in and fillin the balconies we got treated to Trinity again,this time on stage Kareoke style... joy.... soon followed by the catalogue boy one from Blue... he did his kareoke thing too(hes not as good at kareoke as my dad after a few)... blah...blah went down stairs to anticipate going on stage to pass amy a guitar that didnt work... amy got her award and played patience with an unplugged sounding geetar.... what was the soundman DOING???? maybe sparkles got a hold of him? anyways despite that she pulled it off wonderfully... soon after that i went home.... NOW,WHERE THE HELL WAS THE WRITE-UP IN THE 'LOCAL' PRESS EH EH?????!!!!!!!

* where did that sayin come from? is it because its fun to do a shit?? thats my theory

ah dunno? i came on cos somebody sounded me out that i might find it disturbing but im gonna try an keep it alive cos like i said im gonna bored shitless* all week! so who out there wants to talk shit with me?? sparkles has left cos im on to who it actually is!! i cant say until the men with the white coats order her size....

where is the aimster(sic) anyway? is she gonne make a personal appearance on this? im up in ullapool for 7 days visitin the folks...bored shitless... only tourists left in my hometown....so iv a funny feelin il be spendin a fair bit o time on the ol' man's laptop.its either that or take to the hills... but its pissin down.... knew i should have taken the geetar!