Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 anyone know if he's single? he's yummy!I can't be fucked trawling through 17 pages to see if it's already been said (if not it fucking well should have been), but here goes anyway:Stop using these boards to try and get laid. Especially at your age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 no i can't perform musically but have been known to be quite the performer in the bedroom.*yawn*People who feel the need to proclaim stuff like that are invariably frigid. You're not doing very well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 i'm gonna drag him down into the toilets and give him the bl0w j0b of his lifeThis woman has as much class as a rat with a gold tooth.Stop right there. You're revolting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 and yeah i have seen the drummonds toilets as i've occasionally been in both the ladies and the men's.The queen of "Too much information" continues her ghastly rampage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 The queen of "Too much information" continues her ghastly rampage.i'm going to use that line in a song! pure gold! what rhymes with rampage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 anyway i'm cooking up a plan that should get me laid by mr hossackChrist, this one pays out like a fucking fruit machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I'll Make Him BetterYou'll infect him. You should leave him alone. You're vile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 right here is my plan so far......(feel free to help me out!)I'm gonna wear my sexiest dress and do my make up all sexy like.then i'm gonna head down to drummonds about 9ish.buy a few vodka's and lemonade (for courage)then i'm gonna track that stuart guy down and turn on the flirting and lure him down to the toilets for some oral action and hopefully at the end of the night i'll be getting some hot action with him........I'll help if I can:1. Forget it. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.2. You and a few hundred others, you'll be practically invisible.3. See 2.4. I hope he turns you down. I don't even know the guy, but I do know that he's far too good for a predatory trollop who tells the world she wants to thrash uglies with a complete stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 we can't have that, what will we speak about on Monday?I can't be fucked trawling through 17 pages to see if it's already been said (if not it fucking well should have been)' date=' but here goes anyway:Stop using these boards to try and get laid. Especially at your age.[/quote']Au contraire - It's like a rare but good episode of Brookside or some other soap opera on TV. Well over 3000 people have enjoyed this post , it has been a breath of fresh air, most of the posts degenerate into slagging matches and the only people complaining are the ones not getting sucked off by the groupies, I think this sort of behaviour should be applauded and encouraged, there's nae enough sex drugs and rock n roll in music in Aberdeen, and far too much greetin faced whingers listening to depressing dirge.Time for a T shirt design competition. here's my 3 - FUCK NAMBY SHITE - front of Tcome on baby strain my tatties -back of TGROUPIES LOVE IT IN THE BOGS - on the frontIf you are reading this you are stuffing me - on the back and finally YUMMY BOY IS GETTING IT - frontYUMMY BOY IS GETTING IT RIGHT NOW - back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Hmmmmm......he's gonna get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just looked at your pics and i must say you're hot too!They should call you the Human Pincushion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 i can't exactly strip down naked in college can i!Wouldn't fucking surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 i'm a lady!!!!! i'm just a randy sex starved groupie and when i like what i see i'll do anything to get him in bedI'm running out of insults, there's just too much ammunition for me to keep up with here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 bye guys am off homeThank fuck for that.Bugger, made it through the whole way as well. Something compelled me. That beast should be sewn up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 i'm going to use that line in a song! pure gold! what rhymes with rampage?I think "clam rage" is appropriate in this case, comrade. They say a stiff dick has no conscience, but this thread shows there are also cunts with teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Um Jake, it's highly likely that this is actually the guy fucking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 FUCK NAMBY SHITE - front of Tcome on baby strain my tatties -back of Ti'd probably buy that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Stop using these boards to try and get laid. Especially at your age. That's you told! Was that Bob or Spankles, erm sorry, Sparkles you were talking to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_collector Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Oops, think I've trodden in forum dog turd............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Close all other threads! This one continues to amuse. Biz, sign me up for a few T's. Can we have custom made?! Also, Amy is going to change the stage name to 'I'm With Him'.I WANT A STALKER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Oops' date=' think I've trodden in forum dog turd............[/quote']See another thread reagrding and an artists 'canned shit' that is worth the same as gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I WANT A STALKERSo you didn't notice me when you opened your eyes this morning then. Good. Nice new duvet cover by the way.Hopefully this thread will bounce back, after a vicious assault by Jake 'sense of humour' Spike.What we need now is an appearance from hot stuff himself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 So you didn't notice me when you opened your eyes this morning then. Good. Nice new duvet cover by the way.Hopefully this thread will bounce back' date=' after a vicious assault by Jake 'sense of humour' Spike.What we need now is an appearance from hot stuff himself...[/quote']I see you in my peripheral vision all the time. I find you comforting. Kinda like a sooky blanky.Mon the Sparkles... Show yourself!!!! Drummonds is going to be busy tonight with Aberdeen-Music codgers, none of whom will be watching the bands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 I see you in my peripheral vision all the time. I find you comforting. Kinda like a sooky blanky.do all you drummers suffer from drummers vision when you wake upor maybe its just the magic drummers circle8) 8) 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 do all you drummers suffer from drummers vision when you wake upor maybe its just the magic drummers circle8) 8) 8)Not sure about drummer vision but it takes us two or three attempts to get up with the last one being too fast causing us to fall over whilst circumnavigating a tricky roll around the end of the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Ahhh groupies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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