Jim Stax Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 123Joe (speeding up of course)I have a hunkerin that Sparkles may not be your type Biz... 'Any port in a strom though' as they say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 In fact I think it's time to consult Team Fudge to see if these little suggestions could be incorporated at the next Fudge awards.Best blowjob by groupie - could make for some interesting viewing.Best at the numbers game .Best at the words game.Celebrity lookalike - I know someone that looks like Bez out of Happy Mondays and Carol Vorderman so at least that's a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 i know someone who looks like pete docherty and spookily enough is called pete an all - likes a strong ciggie or two but nothing stronger!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 'Any port in a strom though' as they say And a special category for Twojoe who is consistently so bad at spelling and punctuation that the posts are not only unintelligable but often factually incorrect, he could hire himself out as some sort of specialist, ahem - working a couple of days a week as some sort of consultant, he he he.But he does whack the drums for The Stacatto Set and many more so I will forgive his shite attempts at belitteling Biz on here.I wish that potty mouthed bint would come back on, this thread is starting to lose it's momentum, he he he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Oh my god! She's hideous! That girl could melt a stiffy at 40 paces.But from what she'd said on the forums so far it seems she has an absolutely cracking personality. Based on that alone I'm willing to meet her for a drink.--------------------------Sparkles darling, I don't know who this guy is you fancy, but whoever he is I'm better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 oh bob you kill me man you really do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 oh bob you kill me man you really do I think I'm in with a shout Del. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 'Any port in a strom though' as they say And a special category for Twojoe who is consistently so bad at spelling and punctuation that the posts are not only unintelligable but often factually incorrect' date=' he could hire himself out as some sort of specialist, ahem - working a couple of days a week as some sort of consultant, he he he.But he does whack the drums for The Stacatto Set and many more so I will forgive his shite attempts at belitteling Biz on here.I wish that potty mouthed bint would come back on, this thread is starting to lose it's momentum, he he he.[/quote']TAKE THE JOB IN LONDONNot trying to belittle you Mr Biz, although you would be an easy target, just harm-less 'ban'ter!, Spelling and Grammar all checked and accurate by my 'ARTISTS GUIDE TO CREATIVE USE OF THE ENGLISH LINGO for those that don't give a rats arse'. It's how they used to spell in 1976. Back in the 'goodole days'. Now draa yer heed in min! Can't remember posting many facts on here and if I have they will taken from the companion book to the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 I think I'm in with a shout Del. with tits like that how could you fail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Oh dearTAKE THE JOB IN LONDONNot trying to belittle you Mr Biz' date=' although you would be an easy target, just harm-less 'ban'ter!, Spelling and Grammar all checked and accurate by my 'ARTISTS GUIDE TO CREATIVE USE OF THE ENGLISH LINGO for those that don't give a rats arse'. It's how they used to spell in 1976. Back in the 'goodole days'. Now draa yer heed in min! Can't remember posting many facts on here and if I have they will taken from the companion book to the above.[/quote']I rest my case ... maybe awards could be administered rectally for this particular category, perhaps copying the North Sound awards design ,... now back to this tall dark stranger - anyone got any pics? , I'm dying to see what is considered attractive by the Natalie/Carol lookalike, I've yet to see what Yummy looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 with tits like that how could you fail?Technically Del, the tits aren't mine as I only have them on a time share basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 There are at least three threads running within this all at the same time. Surreal entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Technically Del' date=' the tits aren't mine as I only have them on a time share basis.[/quote']Your tits and my ass would be a wonderful combination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 There are at least three threads running within this all at the same time. Surreal entertainment.We are all in an episode of the Twilight Zone. (The best threads on here are the ones that least involve music banter)I want to know more about "surpirse sex" that was mentioned a pots or ten ago back... Or is this something that only happens in Stonehaven?This thread is our summer hit single that stays at the top of the charts for far too long is quite catchy, you hum along and hate yourself for doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 jesus last time i looked at this thread it was at 1 and a half pages.its insane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 I want to know more about "surpirse sex" that was mentioned a pots or ten ago back... Or is this something that only happens in Stonehaven?It's not rape, it's just surprise sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 Why have I only noticed this thread now?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 It's not rape' date=' it's just surprise sex.[/quote']I get a surprise when it happens and a surprise that it's over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 this thread is moulding into a classic, who says aberdeen music isnt as good as what it used to be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 anyone want to buy a cow? , my parents are selling them off due to the farm being hit by a wave of nausea from this thread. 50 dad says for "dingo", 34 for "slab"- as she wont stay in tune long. What the fuck is a Northsound by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 anyone want to buy a cow? ' date=' my parents are selling them off due to the farm being hit by a wave of nausea from this thread. 50 dad says for "dingo", 34 for "slab"- as she wont stay in tune long. What the fuck is a Northsound by the way?[/quote']how much is shipping to northern ireland??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 threads, threadshow much is shipping to northern ireland???faither says 2.30 per cow. he needs a map of where you are though, the catapault is fairly accurate but just setting the thing for "ireland" is not that reliable.( we will telephone you one minute before launching any bovine, using the codeword "incoming", once the cow leaves us any damage is your problem)in other farm related news a chicken just shat out its innards after feeling the effects of "le peeps" woodsman art. hows that top secret re-mix project coming along by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 hmm could be tricky, unfortunately the local police may think one of those pesky terrorist organisations is at work again. try aiming it for the bird sanctuary on raithlin island just north of ballycastle, i can pick up from there.as for the top secret remix project, work has been stalled but is planned to resume very soon - watch this space!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 this is one of the funniest threads i've read in a long time...hog is the guitarist of element 106' date=' and is indeed bald...isnt the bald guy her drummer? someone said he was teh bassist, and yes, he runs the damned fine pubquiz in cafe drummonds every wednesday![/quote']Eh? lol, dont drag me into this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 26, 2006 Report Share Posted July 26, 2006 too late hog your in and very late for the party by your usual standards! glass of red??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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