Stripey Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Fancy coming round for lunch tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi 666 Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Thats ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Fancy coming round for lunch tomorrow?Why? What you making? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Why? What you making?By the looks of things YOU!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Hines' Baked Brains' date=' anyone?[/quote']Alan Davidson is that you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Alan Davidson is that you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Alan Davidson is that you?!Nope. but I am now extremely proud that Dave has sunk to my level:up: I was going to ask for second Ven Hellpings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Nope. but I am now extremely proud that Dave has sunk to my level:up: I was going to ask for second Ven Hellpings.That was good, but also very bad at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I was going to ask for second Ven Hellpings.Or maybe a pot of hoghurt.Or a bowl of Frostiejacks.Washed down with a steaming mug of stuartmaxwellhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Or maybe a pot of hoghurt.Or a bowl of Frostiejacks.Washed down with a steaming mug of stuartmaxwellhouse.Oh god, just stop right there. Or I may have to invite you round for some tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder if they met on 'myspice'?Now that Dusty has got the ball rolling so well, how about.....Chi-ken tonightRice Chris-piesBig Mac AtomA.Pel pieDemon of the FalafelEriaturkeyJoosters1470SkaceleryProject S.A.L.M.O.NBiz-cuitsKarma SalamiAs for who cooks it....we'd better not let Lester Burn'em, or we'd need Alka(seltzer)line. Maybe we'd be Connie-stipated , and would be in the Tam O' Chuntie for ages, desperate for a lepoop.(I'll get my jacket potato!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 hahaha just wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Alan slays all before him in the pun stakes once again.The rest of us can at least console ourselves in the knowledge that he has been honing his pun skills for the last few decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Maybe some stripey bacon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder if they met on 'myspice'?Now that Dusty has got the ball rolling so well' date=' how about.....Chi-ken tonightRice Chris-piesBig Mac AtomA.Pel pieDemon of the FalafelEriaturkeyJoosters1470SkaceleryProject S.A.L.M.O.NBiz-cuitsKarma SalamiAs for who cooks it....we'd better not let Lester Burn'em, or we'd need Alka(seltzer)line. Maybe we'd be Connie-stipated , and would be in the Tam O' Chuntie for ages, desperate for a lepoop.(I'll get my jacket potato!!)[/quote']My god... It's just pun overload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 All food should be prepared at the Kitchen Cynic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Haha... this is too much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder if they met on 'myspice'?Now that Dusty has got the ball rolling so well' date=' how about.....Chi-ken tonightRice Chris-piesBig Mac AtomA.Pel pieDemon of the FalafelEriaturkeyJoosters1470SkaceleryProject S.A.L.M.O.NBiz-cuitsKarma SalamiAs for who cooks it....we'd better not let Lester Burn'em, or we'd need Alka(seltzer)line. Maybe we'd be Connie-stipated , and would be in the Tam O' Chuntie for ages, desperate for a lepoop.(I'll get my jacket potato!!)[/quote']Probably the best post on any message board across the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 i have nothing witty enough to beat these posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Probably the best post on any message board across the internet.Close' date=' but nothing beats this earlier effort IMO.[url']http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?p=516556#post516556 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Alan is a genius!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 All food should be prepared at the Kitchen Cynic.Or in a 'Delly-catessen'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi 666 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 I wonder if they met on 'myspice'?Now that Dusty has got the ball rolling so well' date=' how about.....Chi-ken tonightRice Chris-piesBig Mac AtomA.Pel pieDemon of the FalafelEriaturkeyJoosters1470SkaceleryProject S.A.L.M.O.NBiz-cuitsKarma SalamiAs for who cooks it....[b']we'd better not let Lester Burn'em, or we'd need Alka(seltzer)line. Maybe we'd be Connie-stipated , and would be in the Tam O' Chuntie for ages, desperate for a lepoop.(I'll get my jacket potato!!)oh god! i cant stop, its to funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Or in a 'Delly-catessen'?Easy tiger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted June 4, 2006 Report Share Posted June 4, 2006 Fancy coming round for lunch tomorrow?Yeah, if you get rid of that hideous carpet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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