crooked*smile Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Wooooo!Now go have a party and give her what she deserves! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 I'll give you a pound to shit on her bed. Make sure you take lots of laxitives before you do it.In fact, get all your friends to shit on her bed too. that'll fuck her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 well. dun dun dun.......they cant stop me. mwhahaha. apparently my lease itself aint even worth the paper its written on cause they didnt get me all the right paperwork and probably arent even registered to be landlords.ha! you're kidding me? write a concise letter to her parents telling them to get tae fuck pronto!did you show the photo's to the folk who looked over the lease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 fucking sweet. now let the kiling start. rabbit, then parents, then boyfriend so she can feel the walls closing in around her. the bitch. /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Then... email her a link to this thread. Maybe she would like to become a member of Ab-music so she can defend *snigger* her case. She is well and truly pawned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 this bird sounds like a right cunt! change the locks when she goes away on holiday and send her parents a letter telling them that you weren't comfortable being left alone in the flat with her boyfriend when he's already made advances towards you and you've caught him watching you sleeping. that'll hopefully mean they hate him' date=' putting additional pressure on your flatmate in her relationship and revealing some emotional cracks. then, when they ask for a copy of the new key, move out, post the only copy of the key through the letterbox and affix a claymore to the back of the door so that when they break it down, it goes off and blows the contents of the flat to pieces, with the potential bonus of killing a member of her family. after that, you'll probably want to fake your own death and go undercover and come out on a stealth killing spree, quickly picking off members of her family one at a time, starting on the outskirts and finishing in a memorable climax of violence outside marks and spencers on a busy saturday afternoon, where she runs across the square to try and save them and you gun them down in with a G36, leaving only their bloodied remains, splattered across those guys who play the panpipes. she's got this coming to her.seriously tho, the sooner you leave this clown behind, the better! /x[/quote']HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just laughed out loud like a twat in a computer room at uni. Worth it though.Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 well. dun dun dun.......they cant stop me. mwhahaha. apparently my lease itself aint even worth the paper its written on cause they didnt get me all the right paperwork and probably arent even registered to be landlords.Demand all your rent back too then, technically you weren't paying for anything.Then batter them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 is it just you and her in the flat? /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 is it just you and her in the flat? /xYou forget the rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 that motherfucker would be in a pot if i had anything to do with it. /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 that motherfucker would be in a pot if i had anything to do with it. /xGood idea. That would teach 'em Catherine. Make out that you are offering an olive branch and cook your flatmate and her folks a lovely dinner - Bunny stew! - That would be a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 what i suggest is you make rabbit pie because it's so good that it'll not be immeditely obvious that they're eating the little piss reeking bastard. then, when they compliment you on your mad ainsley harriot skills, pull out a glock 19 from under the table and shoot one of them in the face, like it's the kind of thing you do all the time. then sit back down and calmly explain to your flatmate that she's just eaten her pet and one of her parents is now dead. /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 its meant to be me and her. but her boyfriend stays everynight she is here. apparently by him having his own key and not a lease is kinda breaking the whole contract thing too.and stop with saying you'll kill Chicken the rabbit. she is really sweet and its not her fault that anne doesnt clean her out. or clean up after her. i wouldnt mind looking after her cause its fun taking her out and letting her run about. but anne would go nuts if i did that when she was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 you need to let him run about but not too much otherwise he'll be all stringy and not tender enough /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 im not too sure. i mean im not always here but i know she hasnt since friday at least. but then the flat is soo messy there is no where to let her run about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Go on... get the RSPCA!Rather a homeless bunny than a dead one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 When you move out you should definitely report her to the SSPCA/RSPCA, it would serve the silly cow right. Who names their rabbit "chicken" anyway??http://www.scottishspca.org/hotlines.htmlI'm intrigued, how on earth did you end up living with such a bint in the first place?Or did she deceive you by acting non-bintlike then morphed dramatically once you'd signed the contract?Evil evil people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 When you move out you should definitely report her to the SSPCA/RSPCA' date=' it would serve the silly cow right. Who names their rabbit "chicken" anyway??[url']http://www.scottishspca.org/hotlines.htmlI'm intrigued, how on earth did you end up living with such a bint in the first place?Or did she deceive you by acting non-bintlike then morphed dramatically once you'd signed the contract?Evil evil people...ive called them and they are coming over :-( i only called to ask if the rabbit or me was in danger cause of the urine. i had a massive fall out with anne's parents. but oh their precious anne would never put a foot wrong.now anne just text me saying the flat will get sorted when uni stuff is finished next week.ooopsi hope they dont take chicken away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 ive called them and they are coming over :-( i only called to ask if the rabbit or me was in danger cause of the urine. i had a massive fall out with anne's parents. but oh their precious anne would never put a foot wrong.now anne just text me saying the flat will get sorted when uni stuff is finished next week.ooopsi hope they dont take chicken awayi'm sure they'd only take chicken away if it or you was in immediate danger. they'll probably just tell you it has to be cleaned pronto. although, the rabbits obviously not looked after properly so maybe it would be happier elsewhere(not your fault really). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Is it just me or is anyone else picking up on sexual chemistry?Try going down on her - may help relations.With Anne that is - not the rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Definitely don't feel bad, do not back down on this. You haven't done anything wrong. My parents own the flat that my flatmate and I live in and I know that they'd be furious with me if I treated the place the way your flatmate has done, she's got no excuse at all - it's just a common courtesy, if you share living space with someone you do your fair share to make it liveble, and if you have a pet you are responsible for it, you don't try and pawn it off on your long-suffering flatmate/boyfriend.You got a move in date for your next place yet? That'll be something to look forward to and keep you sane at any rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 What's Anne's second name? (just joking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Cockshoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Catherine you should write all this down and hawk it to the TV stations, it's like a bad soap opera plot. Or actually it's probably better than some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 but then the flat is soo messy there is no where to let her run aboutWhen I had a rabbit I had a wee harness and lead so I could take her to the park like a dog. You get a few looks from confused people though!On the other note - remember that it is you that are in the right - so dont let anybody tell you different (especially your own concience) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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