A.Pel Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Why, in your right mind, would you do a shit in a sink?This is the events that came across me last night. This guy is wasted, so he goes into the bathroom to puke.Twenty minutes later, we go to check only to be greeted by the waft of fresh shite.A 'responsible adult' comes in and screams 'COME AND CLEAN UP THIS SHIT!'. We presumed 'shit' to be just some mud, empty bottles etc, but no. An actual turd.Sorry - but what the fuck? Surely it was more effort to use the sink than the toilet. Hilarious, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Aha, that's brilliant, which gig was this at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 if he was wasted, then he wasn't really in his right mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 A similar thing happened to me at Reading. I went into a toilet, only to find a massive poo sitting right next to the toilet. What on earth is that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 if he was wasted' date=' then he wasn't really in his right mind...[/quote']that is exactly what I was going to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flossie suvara Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 I too have encountered such a sight - I work at Aberdeen College, and had popped in to one of the student toilets to be met with a (very fresh looking) jobby in a sink.Of course, I did what any consciencious employee would do - I went and found the cleaning superviser and told her. So some unlucky cleaner would have had the lovely job of disposing of the turd.What got me was the sheer logistics of going about laying cable in a sink - it was the middle one of three sinks, so unless the person who did the deed was about seven feet tall, then I just dont know how they did it.Mind you, I've worked at Aberdeen College for a long time, and seeing that made me realise that I really have seen it all now.RegardsFlossie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MerryChristmas Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Working in 2 places i have seen mysterious turd pilesAberdeen College - in a sink in the bogReg Vardy - On the bonnet of a mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 minutes of hate Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 i believe its called a tactical turdyou should retaliate with an all out kitchen appliance offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted October 11, 2005 Report Share Posted October 11, 2005 Reg Vardy - On the bonnet of a mercedesHahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 what did the guy look like? at hillhead last year some nob pooed in the upstairs shower. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 did anyone see the poo that was left in one of the urinals in the bassment about a month or so ago?on a friday night!who the hell would take a poop in a urinaland how did they get away with it?it was late and quite busy.. crazy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 That happened at the co-op in Aboyne (where I work) one night. It happened like between 6pm-10pm on the Wednesday night, and no-one discovered it until Thursday morning.It's just minky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 lol, i saw a drunk guy lay a 2 foot (at least) log in the middle of the floor in drummonds, he was being cheered on by 3 seemingly sober people.WTF. it was at a tears of grace gig i think, fucking mankey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingsinatra Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 i was coming home on train one time when i was very young with my mum and my brother, there was a group of students sitting around a table, one of them got up and left then came back with a fresh sandwich, they quickly got off the train, only to leave a fresh scent of shit. Everyone on the train became aware of it but not knowing where this scent was coming from. Later someone alerted the attention of a member of staff on the train and the source of the smell was found.It had appeared one of the students had taken a shit between two pieces of bread and left them on the table under the pretence of a sandwich! The poor guy who found it nearly screamed, being very young at the time i found it hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 We were at a French campsite once and there was a crap in one of the showers. I mean, it wasn't the nicest campsite, and 'les neds' had been there shouting abuse the previous night so I guess it was them, but it was enormous! It looked like a horse had been there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted October 12, 2005 Report Share Posted October 12, 2005 This happened at a party i was at the other night aswell. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 I once saw a very drunk woman sit on a urinal and take a shite. This was in the old Cotton Club. Secondly, someone did a shit in my bath one night and we can't work out who the fuck it was. I know I was drunk but I'm never that bad. I blamed my better half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 I use to work in Seafield House and we had a Phantom Shitter.Every couple of days the Cleaning supervisor could be heard swearing loudly as he walked down the corridors as someone else had discovered a pile of shit on the floor in a random toilet. The culprit was never found as they never used the same toilet twice.One time the person had also smeared shit on the wall of the cubicle.On an unrelated note we did also find a huge stash of pornmags in one of the ground floor toilets, hidden above the ceiling tiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 lol' date=' i saw a drunk guy lay a 2 foot (at least) log in the middle of the floor in drummonds, he was being cheered on by 3 seemingly sober people.WTF. it was at a tears of grace gig i think, fucking mankey[/quote']hahahaha really? I don't remember that...sure it was a TOG gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 who the hell would take a poop in a urinalHhaha!! Maybe they were trying to resurrect the dead website urinalpoop.org...the content of which I'll leave to your imagination...but basically readers sent in pics of....poops in urinals. Funny shit. Not for the cleaner mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Ha ha, I've done one on this thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 On our last day at school one of the guys in my year somehow got it into his head that it'd be funny to shit in a carrier bag and then stash it in the space between the false and real ceiling so that it basically stunk out the upper common room...Seriously something wrong with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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