feeble! Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I despise neds. They ALL need to be destroyed, as painfully and slowly as is feasible at the time.I just got outta a party, was waiting for a taxi, on my own, when some dirty ned climbs out of a car, decides I do not know about street etiquette and takes a swing at me for, apparently, looking at him (I was looking at my phone - although the brick shape of my phone did resemble his face)What a dirty bastard. Then when I retaliated all of his mates piled out of a car to help and I was forced to bail or be beaten to a pulp. Seriously, terrorists should be way down on the priority of people to be dealt with - neds have to be a bigger threat than they are.How many people have been wrongly assaulted/harrassed by a gang of unruly neds when it was entirely uneccessary? I'm so pissed off right now. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belladonnaleaves Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 i got spat on by a ned in the priory one night cuz i had my hair tied back and he thought i had a mullet. He kindly shouted out "mullet" and then proceeded to spit on my neck as i hurried past. Lovely people neds. That was the last time i was in the priory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted September 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Yeah, "pure mental, pure priory" my arse!Pure cock more like it, eh?I don't care what anyone says about neds being victims or whatever. They're a bunch of dicks. I wish they'd all get drunk and drive their cars over a cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 These threads are hilarious.They're pointless and get shut in a space of time shorter than Teabag's man-sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 By the way I totally hate neds.Aye totally min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 This sight is becoming all too familar in Aberdeen nowadays.Only last night, when I was waiting for the bus outside Game, a group of them standing outside MacDonalds, started giving abuse to a guy for having long hair (having long hair myself, this started to make me quite nervous also). When the guy retaliated, he turned his back and walked away, then some fucker ran up behind him and took a swing at him. When long-haired guy tried to reason with him, he hit him again, long haired guy blocks it, so within a second or two, there are 6 or 7of them beating the shit out of long haired guy and his one mate.Aye, fuckin' square go min.We could go into the sociological perspective about them being deprived etc. blah blah blah, but in many respects, it's irrelevant, the fact that they're cunts and our moral duty to bitch about them on an online message board remains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Main Agent Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 It's eh' aibirdeed wye min' ahm fuckin' sayin', right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 i got atacked by about 20, 8 year old neds on george street, thet decided to poke fun at my curly hair then ran after me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 In December 1993 I was walking past Virgin Game with my girlfirend. A group of 3 neds were standing there and one of them said quietly "Check the tits on that". Now bear in mind that this was during the time I was a bad bastard. So I started on them. I said "Who the fuck said that?" accompanied by a very hard stare. The two on either side look glanced nervously at the one on the middle. So I covered the 2 yards between us and karate punched him clean in the face. His head hit the window doubling the effect, and for a moment I thought he was goign through it but no such luck. The guy on the left started to back away, so I next I went for the one on the right. ***I didn't care that they were only aged 15 or 16 and I was 23. I just wanted them lying on the ground with me kicking lumps out of them, and was trying to muster a piss so that I could climax by urinating over them in front of the people in the bus queue. It was Christmas after all.***Just then another 3 neds came running towards us, so I started on them too. Now at this point it got messy with the pesky little fuckers continually trying to get behind me... and I was taking a lot of punishment. This incident explains the shape of my nose for instance. But after about 20-30 secs they suddenly split and started running away... with me chasing them dripping bleed awie. They were much faster runners, and obviously very scared, so about halfway through the Trinity Centre I got tackled (literally tackled) by 3 policemen and arrested.I hope that makes up for your taxi. On the other hand it may be the historical reason for why neds hates us.EDIT: Yes I had been drinking Addlestones. 4 pints in the Tilted Wig immediately beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wishbone G Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 You are now officially my hero, flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig B Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 i got atacked by about 20' date=' 8 year old neds on george street, thet decided to poke fun at my curly hair then ran after me[/quote']They really don;t like curly hair, do they?Either tha or they realy like it.The number of times that chavy guys in Exodus have made a pass at me is rediculous. New Years eve was the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 You are now officially my hero' date=' flash[/quote']Postscript: My girlfirend arrive on the scene just as the police were handcuffing me. She was escorted by this guy, with long hair, who had been standing at the bus stop. The guy with long hair goes up to the police and said "I saw the whole thing. That gang attacked this man. He was only defending himself". Then he makes eye contact with me and smiles. So the police appologise release me, and offer to call an ambulance to take me to casualty (which I decline because we're going to a Christmas dance.Pity there weren't video phones back then because I'm sure my girlfriend would have filmed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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feeble! Posted September 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I hope that makes up for your taxi. On the other hand it may be the historical reason for why neds hates us.EDIT: Yes I had been drinking Addlestones. 4 pints in the Tilted Wig immediately beforehand.Haha! Legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I was once walking up from the beach when three little neds started throwing stuff at me so I ignored it, then they did it again so I just turned round really fast and shouted "who did that?" and they all pointed at each other so I just said "fucking grow up" and they crossed the road and ran away. I felt so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I cant think of having any trouble with neds. But the other day I was walking down the street and accidently bumped into a ned with a can of cider in his hand. He turned to me and I began to think "oh fuck, here we go" but then he shook my hand and asked me where he could buy a bandana and went on his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I normally just ignore them. Its always amusing when you see one on their own and they are far too wimpy too say anything to you.They do seem to have a thing about hair whether it be facial, long or just none! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 i usually find if you ignore them it annoys them more. Engage with banter in a non threatening manner and eventually they will fuck off, or wont noticeif you high tail it down the stairs onto correction wynd and run to the green as fast as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marn Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 How many of these threads has there been?Neds will be neds...the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I never see any trouble with neds in town to be honest. I guess i'm just lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 they are the most ignorant assholes in the world,fuckin pussy's have no respect and do not fight fairly.anyone else noticed that they dont do jack shit when they are by themselves?in ellon there a bunch of fags that drive about in a shitty purple corsa wearing pink t-shirts,bearing in mind there are about 5 or 6 squashed together in this so called "car".they cant think of anything decent to say when slagging someone off,'cut yer hair' thats the most pathetic thing iv ever heard,why dont they go tell women to cut their hair,must be a gay thing.they go about beating people up UNFAIRLY which doesnt prove a thing,just that it takes a group of them to take out one guy.the question is,what is the main reason for their doings? is it long hair? music taste? what?there must be a few neds on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 do neds know that they're neds though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 neds dont understand computers/cant read them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 the question is' date='what is the main reason for their doings? is it long hair? music taste? what?[/quote']I think neds basically beat people up for the sake of it. I've noticed that although neds batter people with long hair etc etc, they also fight 'amongst themselves' as it were. Five neds kicking in one person makes that group of five look hard amongst themselves (or so they think). It also gives them something to "spik aboot".What pisses me off is seeing a group of neds having a laugh with the local police. Then ten minutes later, hassling people for no reason once the cops have gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted September 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I wonder if anyone would mind if someone snapped and went all vigilante on their asses. Think Punisher style ass-kicking, mixed with some Judge Dredd style law enforcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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