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True. I was really drunk, walking past the dual carriageway that runs under Union Street (near the student halls) and decided I wanted to sleep on the grass on the other side. So I jumped off. Broke my foot. Went to sleep on the grass. Hobbled over to a police car when i woke up and they gave me a lift home. Went on tour for a week with Filthpact around France the next day. Had to play the first few gigs with my knee on a stool.

TPBM is hungry as fuck.

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True. Having a yoghurt for breakfast isn't the same as a fat, greasy roll and my work colleagues won't let me forget it. Still, lunchtime now.

TPBM isn't in work because they dislike working on Fridays.

False : I'm at my desk.....but I do dislike working Fridays...or any other day for that matter

TPBM is a felcher

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Only if England win it. If one of the Spurs chuckle brothers pull an absolute blunder at back, they should be tied to a raft and kicked out to sea. Rio would have been forgiven, because he had his own TV show. It's all about credentials.

TPBM thinks there's a bee in their living room, when it's those african horns.

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Only if England win it. If one of the Spurs chuckle brothers pull an absolute blunder at back, they should be tied to a raft and kicked out to sea. Rio would have been forgiven, because he had his own TV show. It's all about credentials.

TPBM thinks there's a bee in their living room, when it's those african horns.

True.

TPBM would give money to charity if they won the EuroMillions.

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