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False. I wear it low and have no idea what the fuck a winklepicker is.

TPBM drinks coffee, BUT ONLY WITH BROWN SUGAR! white sugar can eat dick.

Semi true. If its instant I take it black no sugar. If its a double espresso after a meal, a sachet of brown. Definitely not white.

TPBM reads Iain Banks but not Iain M Banks.

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Marillionboy: False, I started one Iain Banks book and never finished it

Soda Jerk: False because KFC is the lowest form of serving chicken. The skin on a proper roast chicken however is fucking amazing.

TPBM whilst shaving sometimes makes a handlebar moustache for a few minutes just to see what it would look like.

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Marillionboy: False, I started one Iain Banks book and never finished it

Soda Jerk: False because KFC is the lowest form of serving chicken. The skin on a proper roast chicken however is fucking amazing.

TPBM whilst shaving sometimes makes a handlebar moustache for a few minutes just to see what it would look like.

False, but I sometimes shave half my face, to see how it looks. It's underwhelming everytime.

TPBM flushes whilst still peeing

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Depends. A pig, yes. A chicken, yes. An angus bull, no. etc

TPBM thinks Ol' Dirty Bastard was the best part of the Wu-Tang Clan.

True! The guy could barely talk, yet he strung a career together as a rapper. He slurs like an American Frank Gallagher.

TPBM has been outside of the house for a substantial amount of time before realising their trouser/jeans zip is undone

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False, I have never ever been fussy on trainers. I usually buy the cheapest I can. But then I'd only wear them when I'm gyming probably.

TPBM generally prefers brunettes.

I'd like to say false, but given my past record with ladies, I'd have to say true.

TPBM can translate a sweary sentence from a foreign language into English.

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False. Robot, every time!

TPBM has seen another person naked today.

False. Well, not in the flesh anyway.

TPBM has sneezed and farted simultaneously with disastrous consequences.

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False. Well, not in the flesh anyway.

TPBM has sneezed and farted simultaneously with disastrous consequences.

False. Although at times I have been victim to the shart I dont recall a sneeze ever being the catalyst.

TPBM has often considered adopting an uber-camp personality to pursue an inexplicably successful television career a la Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Paul OGrady.

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