Gypsum_Fantastic Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 yeah he has a habit of doing thatTPBM couldnt give a flying fuck about big brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. Though how the fuck you can say that as the narrator of the program is beyond me.TPBM has noticed that its apparently been the LAST SERIES of Big Brother for about 4 or 5 series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. I endeavour to avoid any and all reality TV programming.TPBM wears their guitar too high and has winklepickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. I wear it low and have no idea what the fuck a winklepicker is.TPBM drinks coffee, BUT ONLY WITH BROWN SUGAR! white sugar can eat dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. I wear it low and have no idea what the fuck a winklepicker is.TPBM drinks coffee, BUT ONLY WITH BROWN SUGAR! white sugar can eat dick.Semi true. If its instant I take it black no sugar. If its a double espresso after a meal, a sachet of brown. Definitely not white.TPBM reads Iain Banks but not Iain M Banks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. I wear it low and have no idea what the fuck a winklepicker is.TPBM drinks coffee, BUT ONLY WITH BROWN SUGAR! white sugar can eat dick.False. I prefer honkey sugarTPBM has bought a bucket of chicken purely to eat the skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Marillionboy: False, I started one Iain Banks book and never finished itSoda Jerk: False because KFC is the lowest form of serving chicken. The skin on a proper roast chicken however is fucking amazing.TPBM whilst shaving sometimes makes a handlebar moustache for a few minutes just to see what it would look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Marillionboy: False, I started one Iain Banks book and never finished itSoda Jerk: False because KFC is the lowest form of serving chicken. The skin on a proper roast chicken however is fucking amazing.TPBM whilst shaving sometimes makes a handlebar moustache for a few minutes just to see what it would look like.False, but I sometimes shave half my face, to see how it looks. It's underwhelming everytime.TPBM flushes whilst still peeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Totally true. I try and time it. No idea why.TPBM is pierced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. I don't like piercings.TPBM reckons he could take a kangaroo in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I've seen those Warner Brother cartoons, where the Kangeroo has very proficient boxing and volleying-cats-in-midair skills. I don't fancy my chances.TPBM would punch a farm animal in the head for a fee of around 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Depends. A pig, yes. A chicken, yes. An angus bull, no. etcTPBM thinks Ol' Dirty Bastard was the best part of the Wu-Tang Clan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Depends. A pig, yes. A chicken, yes. An angus bull, no. etcTPBM thinks Ol' Dirty Bastard was the best part of the Wu-Tang Clan.True! The guy could barely talk, yet he strung a career together as a rapper. He slurs like an American Frank Gallagher.TPBM has been outside of the house for a substantial amount of time before realising their trouser/jeans zip is undone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemonia Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 True and quite often because one of my zip is broken.TPBM is going to the Hellfest next weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. Not my bag.TPBM prefers gorillas to marmosets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK810i/R6BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)False. Marmosets are the marmobest.tpbm is balding at an alarming rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False, certainly nowhere near as fast as TPAMTPBM is faithful to one particular brand of trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False, certainly nowhere near as fast as TPAMTPBM is faithful to one particular brand of trainers.False, I have never ever been fussy on trainers. I usually buy the cheapest I can. But then I'd only wear them when I'm gyming probably.TPBM generally prefers brunettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False, I have never ever been fussy on trainers. I usually buy the cheapest I can. But then I'd only wear them when I'm gyming probably.TPBM generally prefers brunettes.I'd like to say false, but given my past record with ladies, I'd have to say true.TPBM can translate a sweary sentence from a foreign language into English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'd like to say false, but given my past record with ladies, I'd have to say true.TPBM can translate a sweary sentence from a foreign language into English.FALSE.TPBM would rather have a talking monkey as a best friend, rather than a talking robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. Robot, every time!TPBM has seen another person naked today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 False. Robot, every time!TPBM has seen another person naked today.False. Well, not in the flesh anyway.TPBM has sneezed and farted simultaneously with disastrous consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 False. Well, not in the flesh anyway.TPBM has sneezed and farted simultaneously with disastrous consequences.False. Although at times I have been victim to the shart I dont recall a sneeze ever being the catalyst.TPBM has often considered adopting an uber-camp personality to pursue an inexplicably successful television career a la Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Paul OGrady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)False. That's just my natural personality.Tpbm prefers tea over coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 False. Tea is the red-headed stepchild in the basement of hot beverages.TPBM has at least one musical artist that they like listening to that they keep a complete secret lest they be thought uncool forever more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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