TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False. Many an elbow, but not an armpit.TPBM would rather have a monkey butler than a dwarf butler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False (no butler, if a job's worth doing right, it's better to do it yourself!)TPBM.... Has lots of skanky belly-button fluff ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiscoCitizen Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False - I do have some discharge from my ..never mindTPBM.....Hangs about in the bushes by the Nurses Home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False, I'm not incriminating myself on here. The police read it you know.TPBM has been caught out by their boss for calling in sick when they're blatantly not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Never. I am covert. I won't leave the house if I call in sick incase I get busted. I play Xbox instead.TPBM has dipped a biscuit in a hot drink and lost a large portion of that biscuit due to it breaking off and sinking, and discarded the hot drink as a result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True, thats why i started eating caramel digestives, they never fall apart!TPBM is a cider drinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Never. I am covert. I won't leave the house if I call in sick incase I get busted. I play Xbox instead.TPBM has dipped a biscuit in a hot drink and lost a large portion of that biscuit due to it breaking off and sinking, and discarded the hot drink as a resultFalse. I would still drink the tea then enjoy the tea/mushy biscuit residue at the end. I was a right fattie when I was younger, I wasn't letting any foodstuffs go to waste, regardless of it's form.TPBM bought Set You Free by N-Trance on CD single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False, I dislike cider. I am an ale and lager girl.TPBM secretly loves fruity bacardi breezers. It must be a secret love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 to john w false, i have one right nowto idol_wild definatley true!to karma tsunami false then, i do love them, but its no secret, i'll drink just about anythinkTPBM has cracked one off to paramore music videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 to john w false, i have one right nowto idol_wild definatley true!to karma tsunami false then, i do love them, but its no secret, i'll drink just about anythinkTPBM has cracked one off to paramore music videosFalse. I haven't lived in a house with Sky for about 4 years and they weren't around then AFAIK. Avril Lavigne on the other hand...TPBM has a collection of antiques. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False. I haven't lived in a house with Sky for about 4 years and they weren't around then AFAIK. Avril Lavigne on the other hand...TPBM has a collection of antiques.False. Unless I include myself.TPBM has told a joke onstage and nobody laughed. At all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True, too many times!TPBM has enteres a talent contest before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True. I came second in a "Stars In Their Eyes" competition in my local pub as a young man, after singing a Jackie Wilson song!TPBM has given themself a "cupcake" or a Dutch Oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 false, though i gave my ex girlfriend a few well deserved dutch ovens!TPBM has a partner who punches in their sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)False. I dud punch my ex when I was dreaming about fighting Nazi skateboarders though.TPBM has watched porn while pooping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)False. I dud punch my ex when I was dreaming about fighting Nazi skateboarders though.TPBM has watched porn while poopingTrue TPBM is still in bed like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False, I got up an hour agoTPBM has vomited directly onto another person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False, I got up an hour agoTPBM has vomited directly onto another personTrue, on wednesday at my birthday BBQ i tried to drink cannabis absynthe at 2 in the afternoon and threw up on my friend Kass, OOPS!TPBM loves smallville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False. Superman is my least favourite Superhero, so anything about him I have no interest in.TPBM gets more satisfaction from taking a dump if they hold it in for a couple of hours first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 true!TPBM has stopped mid coitus to say something witty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 true!TPBM has stopped mid coitus to say something wittyFalse, but one of my mates once stopped mid coitus to ask his girlfriend to marry him, then vomited. He was pissed at the time.TPBM secretly reads Heat magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 False, but one of my mates once stopped mid coitus to ask his girlfriend to marry him, then vomited. He was pissed at the time.TPBM secretly reads Heat magazine.False. Cosmo. And it appears that I'd be hopeless at pleasing my man.TPBM has turned up to work with a garment on inside out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 3_1_3 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/528.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Mobile/7E18 Safari/528.16)True.TPBM Loves squirt porn and understands it's not piss, it's god-juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 true but nowhere near as much as youTPBM has been thrown out of a shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobboTheRod Posted May 28, 2010 Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 True - I asked for an Argentina & Germany fitba top whilst in LeedsTPBM - would like to kick Uri Gellor in the face...IN THE FACE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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