A.Pel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 OMG YES. She is ginger aswell so extra points.TPBM can never be arsed replying to texts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 OMG YES. She is ginger aswell so extra points.TPBM can never be arsed replying to texts.False - if someone has taken the time and effort to text me, then I feel obliged to reply. Unless it's from a cunt, then he/she can fuck right off.TPBM - Has Tourette's Syndrome (just like me ya bastards) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 True. Piss Fuck Cunt Spunk-BubbleTPBM jerks off to Hermaphroditic-Granny Porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 True. Piss Fuck Cunt Spunk-BubbleTPBM jerks off to Hermaphroditic-Granny PornFalse - Just straight granny pornTPBM - has piles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 False - Just straight granny pornTPBM - has pilesTrue - Piles of guitar items to sell.TPBM wants one of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 True - Piles of guitar items to sell.TPBM wants one of them!False - I've already got your best axe - mwah-ha-ha!TPBM - doesn't want any of Jimmer's geetars either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 False - I've already got your best axe - mwah-ha-ha!TPBM - doesn't want any of Jimmer's geetars eitherFalse - I want at least 3 of them, just not the ones for sale TPBM wants a Powerball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 FalseTPBM Likes to take long, hot bubble baths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 FalseTPBM Likes to take long, hot bubble bathsFalse, bets boring.TPBM has their own adaptation of the Aristrocats joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 true - kinda. I have a standard joke I use when I'm the only girl at the pub and all the blokes I'm with are trying to out do each other. The joke is usually greeted with silence; impressed or otherwise, I'm never sure.TPBM has a scar with an interesting story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 False - It's nae interesting. I just went head first into a steel railing.TPBM - Has never given a reacharound to a spidermonkey, whilst reciting the national athem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 false - it was a chimp.tpbm, have you given someone a wank with the cheeks of your arse for money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Not for money, no. LOLTPBM has today overcome a fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False, not yet anyway.TPBM is working today at some point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False, not yet anyway.TPBM is working today at some pointTrue - I'm on-call this week so technically, I'm workingTPBM - throws litter out of car windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False, it's so stupid doing that, just keep the rubbish in the car until the end of the journey, then chuck it in the bin.TPBM watches Neighbours as often as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False, it's so stupid doing that, just keep the rubbish in the car until the end of the journey, then chuck it in the bin.TPBM watches Neighbours as often as possible.Agreed - a slow death to litter loutsFalse - my high IQ precludes me from watching mindless tripe like your average soap opera.TPBM - is bored today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolls_wear_latex Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 Agreed - a slow death to litter loutsFalse - my high IQ precludes me from watching mindless tripe like your average soap opera.TPBM - is bored todayTrue. very much so.TPBM likes nutella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 True. very much so.TPBM likes nutellaTrue - Between two digestives.TPBM - has a passion for Maltesers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False, they just scream tooth decay.TPBM has had a 'shout out' on a radio show in the last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False.......one day I will though TPBM Loves hot chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted April 29, 2007 Report Share Posted April 29, 2007 False but I quite like... Knuckles the Echidna.TPBM ate a fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 True, I don't know why, perhaps I'll dieTPBM could never beat me at Mario Kart.edit: yeh, SNES version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolls_wear_latex Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 True. Anyon could beat me at that game....TPBM is asleep at the time I'm posting this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 True. Anyon could beat me at that game....TPBM is asleep at the time I'm posting this.False - "Wide awake and eating snowflakes (oh, as opposed to THOSE flakes)"TPBM - can't guess (song & artist) which early 70's hit the line above in (in quotes) came from without an Internet search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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