Alkaline Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 ..just did an albino shit. i am not joking, this lump of excrement was whiter than a klu klux klan rally.I'm confused as to why this would be, is the poor lad suffering from some sort of vicious malady??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 ..just did an albino shit. i am not joking' date=' this lump of excrement was whiter than a klu klux klan rally.I'm confused as to why this would be, is the poor lad suffering from some sort of vicious malady??? [/quote']He wasn't trying to smuggle white puddings out of a shop earlier was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 He wasn't trying to smuggle white puddings out of a shop earlier was he?Hmmm, maybe.... it certainly smelled like shite tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 why didn't you take a picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 why didn't you take a picture?I didn't fancy fishing either my camera or my fone outta the shitter when i inevitably dropped it in, and also whilst my flatmates albino poop was bobbing around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 So he didn't flush it? Sounds like it was MEANT to be photographed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 the wasteland has turned to shit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 So he didn't flush it? Sounds like it was MEANT to be photographed.It wouldn't go away, thats what brought it to my attention. Flatmate with bucket of water standing over shitter trying to wrench it from its mortal coil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 put it on ratemypoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 that is what happens if you dont listen to devin townsend albums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 I seem to remember the now legendary green shit left in the toilets when we were at Springhill Primary School....ah, those were the days....It probably wasn't even green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 My mate once took a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Christonableedinbike, this is just too poor to be allowed to live.But. I'm not going to close it. I live in hope that even the most Wasteland of Wastelanders will just let this die quietly from here. Anyone who carries on with this 'thread' is truly lost.Raise your game, Wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshulu Rob Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 Tell him to go to the doctor, it's a symptom of Hepatitis A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshulu Rob Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 Or any of these other diseases:Digestive conditions Biliary disorder Gallbladder disorder Gallstones Bile duct obstruction Biliary atresia Sclerosing cholangitis Bile duct cancer Liver disorder Hepatitis - causing light or white stool; see also types of hepatitis Liver tumor Liver cancer Pregnancy-related jaundice See also liver symptoms and jaundice Pancreas disorders Pancreatitis Chronic pancreatitis Pancreatic cancer Sprue Large amounts of light-colored foods: Large amounts of rice See also causes of fatty stool, bulky stool, or other stool symptoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 who would have thought an innocent poo would turn out to be so disastrous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 ok so i cant believe im about to admit this.. but..when i was at school, i consumed quite a lot of those 'tongue changing lollipops', they mady my tongue blue.. and they made my shit blue, dont ask me why i looked at my poop, but my doc said it was ok...but.. yeh, as moshulu rob said, take your friend to the doc, and hold his hand, not his poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 9, 2005 Report Share Posted July 9, 2005 Scoop it out and set it on fire.no real reason just thought it would kill sometime for you and for a laugh.yes thats right i spend my free time discussing shite with fellow confused people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Or any of these other diseases:Digestive conditions Biliary disorder Gallbladder disorder Gallstones Bile duct obstruction Biliary atresia Sclerosing cholangitis Bile duct cancer Liver disorder Hepatitis - causing light or white stool; see also types of hepatitis Liver tumor Liver cancer Pregnancy-related jaundice See also liver symptoms and jaundice Pancreas disorders Pancreatitis Chronic pancreatitis Pancreatic cancer Sprue Large amounts of light-colored foods: Large amounts of rice See also causes of fatty stool' date=' bulky stool, or other stool symptoms[/quote']Dr Rob has spoken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 As a by the by.. it's Ku Klux Klan, not Klu Klux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 As a by the by.. it's Ku Klux Klan' date=' not Klu Klux[/quote']I don't give a fuck. This thread's about shite. Please stick to topic or the mods will close us down..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 I don't give a fuck. This thread's about shite. Please stick to topic or the mods will close us down..... i sometimes poop green poo's. they hurt and smell reallllly badcan't belive i just told you that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Either can I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Could be worse....I shit blood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted July 11, 2005 Report Share Posted July 11, 2005 Could be worse....I shit blood... yeah thats not much fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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