Swingin' Ryan Posted September 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 It doesn't stop....YSWP Contestant - "He's the boss of Virgin"Richard - "He's a bottom virgin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 The man is truly a living legend, I just wish I was home on time every day to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 That man rules-today they had a dog of the same breed as that 'worlds ugliest dog'Its a hairless thingy and it was uber cute - not ugly at all. So Madely sniffs it and says "it smells really nice....i think i'm falling in love with him"What a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam the Eagle Posted September 6, 2005 Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 fantastic interview with the dynamic duo this week.great montage of their dressing up excitement, plus judy has great legs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 I missed it today but I'll be sure to tune in tomorrow. I've missed them so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 i do find madely somewhat amusing, he's a likeable prat and does come out with some classics.there's a good question and answers session with richard and judy in this months Q magazinei also love alistair mcgowan's piss take off him, he has him down to a tee!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 They're also in this week's Heat interview!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Best thread I've read in a while, keep the Madeley updates coming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted September 7, 2005 Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 I just used to enjoy watching him squirm whenever his alleged shoplifting got brought up by callers asking if he could get them a bottle of wine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2005 Update for today, another classic 'You Say We Pay' moment.Contestant (trying to describe Gandhi) - He was a Guru in India...Richard - OH, the Maharajabaja-thingyjigger...thingywingy.......YOGI BEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 judy's holding a small panda "he's very friendly, he's sucking my arm"richard "well lots of people would like to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted September 19, 2005 Report Share Posted September 19, 2005 Jim Shelly's look at 2004 TV moments. I discovered this whilst digging for Madeley classics. Not the same, but still an entertaining read.My favourite part reads:Ricardo submerged in a tank full of fish guts on Back To Reality, with presenter Richard Bacon telling him: "Ricardo, you are submerged in a tank full of fish guts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 A Madeley classic from a week or so back...(after a segment about the world's largest curry)Judy - And apparently it can feed 14,000 people.Richard - That's good going, Jesus only managed 5000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted September 20, 2005 Report Share Posted September 20, 2005 Aww, bless him, he's like the embarssessing uncle who tries to be 'trendy' and keep up with the kids. I think I'd die if he was my dad though, it'd be mortifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 I've decided to resurrect this thread seeing as Richard and Judy are back, and Richard is as ever, back on fire.Within thirty seconds of their first show back for about 6 months, Richard begins quizzing Judy if she isn't wearing her crucifix necklace because TV Watchdogs have deemed it offensive, as she looks on with a mix of horror and absolute amazement.(This should probably be moved into the TV bit, which didn't exist when I made the thread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted February 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 A truly remarkable moment of dialogue from Madeley in today's show when discussing an old audition tape of Tamzin Outhwaites in a feature in no way connected with Jonathan King."This was actually shot for a programme featuring Jonathan King.....THE Jonathan King....So many places I can't go with this.....but this is a tape where he was auditioning a lot of young boys....". Judy managed to cut him off by saying "AND Girls".I can imagine Richard and Judy's legal team have a constantly ringing phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 A truly remarkable moment of dialogue from Madeley in today's show when discussing an old audition tape of Tamzin Outhwaites in a feauture in no way connected with Jonathan King."This was actually shot for a programme featuring Jonathan King.....THE Jonathan King....So many places I can't go with this.....but this is a tape where he was auditioning a lot of young boys....". Judy managed to cut him off by saying "AND Girls".I can imagine Richard and Judy's legal team have a constantly ringing phone.He also just told his viewers to beat their children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 19, 2007 Report Share Posted February 19, 2007 He also just told his viewers to beat their children.Nothing wrong with a good hiding now and again surely?Madely is a legend, shame i'm never home from work to witness his genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 There was an amazing moment last week when they were talking about rape fantasies. Richard-"These are women who on a day to day basis have absolutely no interest whatsoever in actually being sexually assaulted." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 He's the gift who keeps on giving...Oh Ricky M...Poor Judy doesn't really get a look in with Sir Cut-In-A-Lot. Prime example of which being today, after the break, when Judy was attempting to do a 'welcome back!' link Richard dives in with "No sorry, I was just thinking about something..." He totally is the annoying uncle/dad who tries to be cool. When you turn 18 he'd be like "Right, let's get down the 'boozer' and get totally wrecked!". And he'd probably use inappropriate uncool words like 'trendy' and 'cool' i.e. "Do you like my new shirt? It's really trendy!". And he'd ask you if there was anyone you fancy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted February 20, 2007 Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 There was an amazing moment last week when they were talking about rape fantasies. Richard-"These are women who on a day to day basis have absolutely no interest whatsoever in actually being sexually assaulted."That just made number one on my favourite Madeley Moments list.Foolish is not the word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted February 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2007 I think my favourite Madeley line has to be the one I mentioned at the start of this thread."We all know a lot of people go to Whitby to kill themselves, but some people do just go for ice cream".You can't write things like that, it's incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael MacLennan Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 That attempt at recreating the Les Dawson sketch was one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen - amazing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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