Swingin' Ryan Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I've come to the conclusion that Richard Madeley is the best television personality ever, and a thread should be devoted to his daily words of wisdom on Richard and Judy.Today's instalment - During an interview with a couple who drove anti-clockwise around Britian's beaches they began to discuss Whitby, then out of the blue Richard comes out with this gem..... "We all know a lot of people go to Whitby to kill themselves, but some people do just go for ice cream".Keep your eyes and ears peeled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 He does come out with some true gems! True presenting legend, he should do a show with Simon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 He does come out with some true gems! True presenting legend' date=' he should do a show with Simon![/quote']Amstell and Madeley together would be 100% TV gold.Jim Shelley did a great piece in The Mirror a couple of months back called "The Madness of Richard Madeley", where he logged a week of Madeleys various non-PC statements and general faux-pas on Richard and Judy and then transcribed them, I wish I'd kept it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 That sounds ace, I don't read the mirror though, if only you got such great articles in The Sunday Times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Madely is the real Alan Partridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 He is a dude, his wifes a total retard though - you can tell he just wants to punch her and tell her to shut-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I reckon they get off air and he just gives her a smack round the face for whatever stupid thing she's said that day. That's why her face looks like it's falling off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 he's an arse. i feel sorry for judy, who's perfectly normal and isn't nearly as stupid as madely. he just tries too damn hard to be cool. it's so sad to watch. so i don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 I miss richard and judy every day becasue of work . The bill clinton interview was one of my favourites. He is truly a great man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 I remember watching it when they were interviewing the Welsh actor in King Arthur. They were discussing how his first language was Welsh and English was his second then Richard as legendary as you like pops up with...."Do you dream in Welsh?" ROFL to the max after that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Todays highlight from Richard -"When Michelle McManus won Pop Idol she was a huge star...well about 21 Stone". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Todays highlight from Richard -"When Michelle McManus won Pop Idol she was a huge star...well about 21 Stone".hahahahahaha. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 hahahahahaha. Brilliant!seconded!Madeley Is a LEGEND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 About 5 minutes ago, to a girl who had been beaten unconscious in a 'happy slapping' attack: "At least you haven't been left with any scars."He then continued to argue (with Judy) about the legality of naming minors. Mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 About 5 minutes ago' date=' to a girl who had been beaten unconscious in a 'happy slapping' attack: "At least you haven't been left with any scars."He then continued to argue (with Judy) about the legality of naming minors. Mint.[/quote']Of course not Richard. Only psychologically. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Bloody hell. Hes down wells looking at stars during the day now. and then has the cheek to tell Judy that "Its far too complicated for a woman to understand" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Putting Richard into a situation that could involve any legality slip-ups is like putting a fox in a chicken coop.One of my all-time favourites happened last week I think during 'You Say We Pay'. They had a particularly irritating, mouthy Essex girl who kept calling Judy, 'honey' and 'babe', then called Richard 'sexy'. She then had to describe a camel.Girl - Oh, it's a hairy animal with two humps!Richard - You on a bad night?Absolutely golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 ...and now he's just told Judy that "it's too complicated for a lady to undestand."He's on fire today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 Like I said.Legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 Two minutes into the show and already a classic -"As our American cousins would say...Pimping rides is awesome"Update - on a feature on Pimp My Ride with Tim Westwood, he has just used the phrases "feel the vibes" and "crank it up man". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredibledisc Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 He is the devil!Madeley is a demon - yet another "fevered ego tainting our collective unconsciousness". I would like to see him ritually disembowell himself live on air right after "you say, we pay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 we'll have none of that sacrilege and heresy on this here thread.get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 On the Phantom of Opera movie today:"The music is fantastic, but the phantom is an idiot."None more Partridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 I'm sure Richard was in From Hell last night.... _ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted September 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2005 Richard and Judy is back and Richard is straight back with one of the best "Judy cut-offs" I've ever seen.Not only did he interupt her, he started waggling a pen around to stop her. Then he mentioned a guy who used to fart songs for royalty as an entertainment, everyones amused, then Richard chips in with.....Richard - I also heard about a guy who used to 'invert' himself and then go underwater and spray water from his bottom........Queue one of the best "shocked Judy" faces of all time and then the classic "Ooooh Richard".The worlds been a boring place without him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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