Birdman Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Assuming that nobody here has a body dissolving in a bath of acid, what felonies have you against your name?Mine is just a warning about setting bales of hay on fire in '99.Anyone got something a little more exciting.EDIT: Dont post lies about rape cases!(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Been in court three fucking times * Driving without insurance and out of date tax* Driving without insurance and clipping the back of a van* Failing to pay the finesPerfect reasons for all three....but no one cares, apart from one scene point attacker who thinks I'm a dick..guilty until proven innocent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I got a a caution for running away from home when I was 17.I also got chased by the police when I was 14 for drinking Buck's fizz in Gordon Park when I was 14.That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 mine got wiped, im a clean man now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 mine got wiped' date=' im a clean man now [/quote']so's mine but you don't see me concealing it....come on MURDERER!(Not Birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 its clean so farim a good boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 so's mine but you don't see me concealing it....come on MURDERER!(Not Birdman)mine was pretty much the same as most average 13 year old kincorth academy pupils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I got a a caution for running away from home when I was 17WTF? Surely you can do whatever the hell you want after you're 16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ray@ladymercedes Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 mine was pretty much the same as most average 13 year old kincorth academy pupilsI must not have been an average 13 year old then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jester1470 Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 mine was pretty much the same as most average 13 year old kincorth academy pupilsAh right so GBH and attempted murder CheersStuart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve corps Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 nothing to be proud of and all in the past thankfully.i've combined everything for ease.breaking and entry with intent to assaultassault x 4breach of the peace x 2criminal vandalism x 2god bless the broch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I must not have been an average 13 year old theni hung about with martin anderson and all that, surely you know what i mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 nothing to be proud of and all in the past thankfully.i've combined everything for ease.breaking and entry with intent to assaultassault x 4breach of the peace x 2criminal vandalism x 2god bless the broch.I should really know who the fuck you are then. Unless you're too young of course.Mine is clean. Absolutley nothing. Not even drun and disorderly which is amazing. Touch wood. God bless the 'can't be arsed' Broch Police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 WTF? Surely you can do whatever the hell you want after you're 16?That's what I thought... I ended getting an hour long talk about how I could have been raped etc.They went out looking for me and everything. Bit bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Stole (borrowed) a quad on the Island of Uist and went for a spin. On the way back the police caught me. Luckily the owner didnt press charges.Also was fined 25 for pissing in the door step of a Sweet shop in Elgin High Street. The Policeman asked what I was doing, I looked down and said "what does it look like". Wrong answer.Ah well, I was 17/18 when I did these things. I dont have a criminal record though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Got a caution when i was 12/13 for phonning the operator to ask the time because i didnt have a watch, + i got taken home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted June 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Got a caution when i was 12/13 for phonning the operator to ask the time because i didnt have a watch' date=' + i got taken home[/quote']oh man you loser! Who the fuck gets into trouble with the police for calling the operator?!as for Steve Corps - are you on the run? You're list comes across as a grade A thug!(Not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Doubt Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Breach of the peaceDrunk and Disorderly (lemon tree @ last MDL gig) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 i got into trouble for skateboarding where i wasn't allowed to...that was when i was like 15assault x 1 -------she started it carrying a concealed weapon (almost) - i had my diving knife in my bag at a gig and bags got searched.. i forgot it was there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 drink driving and shoplifting when i was 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 drink driving and shoplifting when i was 14all at the same time ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 got a caution for stealing milk from outside a social club while walking home from the Palace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 we always steal milk from the houses in the morning!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I once kicked a policeman in the stomach when I got caught up in a protest (on reflection...what the fuck was I thinking?) He grabbed me and told me I was under arrest, put me down at the side of the road and went to deal with more pesky kids, so I ran home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 i have been known to loiter around the streets at ridiculous times when there happened to be a robbery nearby. i'm also dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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