ray@ladymercedes

There's software available called Any Dvd which removes the copyright etc. But I'm thinking your friend may have to rip the dvd to his laptop for this to work.

I spoke to the lead singer the last time they played up here. He wasn't too happy when i told him that i thought Noel Gallagher (one of his best mates) was a wanker.

I say kill all the fucking birds. Especially seagulls. For all we know they could be carrying more deadly diseases than bird flu - what with all the shite they eat, they could be carrying fatal strains of food poisoning but noones worried about that.

It's either 0808 9933 001 or 0808 9933 031. I had to set it up for someone a few months ago and 1 of them is BT and the other is Wanadoo but I can't remember which is which.

The 17 will take you to Inn at the Park which is about 100 yards from the Ferryhill entrance.

I don't really care if you don't believe me. This isn't the first time this has happened, although the last time the speed was only a 5th of what it was this time. I spoke to my uncle about it (who used to own a computer programming and maintenence company and now programs computer for satelite tv channels) and he said that from time to time, when your ISP isn't busy it puts out ridiculous speeds. My other uncle builds computers for the Ministry of Defence since he retired from the R.E.M.E and he said there could be several reasons for this happening.

Canny believe I missed that. Captain Beefheart is one of my favourites at the moment.

Only an American would say such a stupid thing. Does that mean if we were to abort all American babies that the world would become a more sensible place?