General Ermintrude Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 It has come to my attention that in some bands over 50% of members wear shoes, whilst in others the majority wear boots! Although this may at first appear trivial, it is a very real and very important division in our ranks. Where does everyone stand on this? Obviously we'll have to pick the usual teams and start with something like a reasoned arguement, before descending into the usual 'you're a cock' piley-on.Shoes or boots?First cunt to claim the moral high-ground wins a cadburys cream egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 cocksucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Ermintrude Posted April 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 cocksuckerthe egg is yours, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Where does everyone stand on this? Don't give me the material to provide a horrible joke for fellow forumers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 hey come on manif people want to wear boots then that's their decisionwho are you to tell them what to put on their feet!?that sooo not punk rockstay true to yourselvesmon the sandles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 fairies wear boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeenat Aman Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 I prefer bare feet... on fluffy soft clouds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Personally I'm with lepeep on slippers, but I believe the Videos are staying aloof from the boots/shoes debate, and will plough their own furrow by wearing neither. they may even go for a name change to 'The Real Socks'. All the bands at SHIFT last Saturday were bizarrely wearing Dutch footwear (it was the day the clogs went forward). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Personally I'm with lepeep on slippers' date=' but I believe the Videos are staying aloof from the boots/shoes debate, and will plough their own furrow by wearing neither. they may even go for a name change to 'The Real Socks'. All the bands at SHIFT last Saturday were bizarrely wearing Dutch footwear (it was the day the clogs went forward).[/quote'] Applause to you, sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 what about flip flops, and on a day like today, we can wear them and pretend PRETEND its summer, oh the beautiful beatiful blue blue skyif i was a poet i'd write a poem!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 How about this one....?"The sun is high above the rooftops,And melonpie slips into flip flops.The birds are hoarse, yet all is sweet,Except, of course, her cheesy feet!"needs a bit of fine tuning....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 more smack for the md! bat country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 if i was a poet i'd write a poem!!!If i was a crack addict....i would take some crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 How about this one....?"The sun is high above the rooftops' date='And melonpie slips into flip flops.The birds are hoarse, yet all is sweet,Except, of course, her cheesy feet!"needs a bit of fine tuning.......[/quote']i dont think i like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 You're a bloody hard taskmistress...I went back to the drawing board and came up with this one......In heav'n the sun is shining brightly, all clouds are banished from the skyBut still the scene is lacking slightly,.....it needs the fairest melonpie!But hark!! I hear her flip flops beating, our lovely melonpie doth comeShe trills a sweet and friendly greeting, then picks her nose and flechs her bum.there....was that any better???? ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melonpie Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 love it can i marry you?wait, that was BEFOre i read the last few words, they need changed me thinks, then we can marry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 First person to say they wear loafers earns my eternal contempt, and a kick with my nice comfy shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 love it can i marry you?wait' date=' that was BEFOre i read the last few words, they need changed me thinks, then we can marry[/quote']Nah...you're too hard to please!! However as a parting gift I've redrafted the last bit for you........In heav'n the sun is shining brightly, all clouds are banished from the skyBut still the scene is lacking slightly,.....it needs the fairest melonpie!We've hoped and prayed for her to be here....she has stolen all our heartsBut we're dismayed when she doth draw near...her oxters smell like monkey farts Calum...I'm not sure I know what loafers look like. I'd never heard of converse sneakers until there was a thread about them on here a while back. The only footwear I'd recognise are DMs, and Clark's Pathfinders (with the animal pawprints on the sole and the hidden compass in the heel.....now THERE were shoes!!!!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 depends on how bad a monkey fart smells. is it nice or nasty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Good point, imprinted! Perhaps some of melonpie's chums could check her oxters out, and give them the or the (assuming they survive the experience).Just don't tell me you're one of these gadgies who enjoys a smelly oxter, or we'll have to have you oxterminated!!!(Quite like them myself ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 if i was a panda id live in a society that didnt judge me by the colour of my fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 So you say, but not everything is black and white!Talking of pandas (and thinking back to the threads about Hate Beak), how about a grindcore band fronted by a panda, called "PandaMonium" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 or what about a metal band called pan - tera.....ohh...fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 shoes or boots? if im wearing baggy jeans then ill wear my vans and if im wearing a skirt or something ill wear my boots. and if its a sunny day then ill wear sandals or converse, depending on what else im wearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 If it's a day, I'll wear my crumbling old DCs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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